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Re: Awful adverts on TV at the moment...

Posted: Mon May 10, 2021 1:34 pm
by floydfreak
That ebay ad is strawberry floating awful "its in credz" "i got it on ebay" they are clearly trying to make ebay "trendy" & the guy in that advert is so annoying and a gooseberry fool actor.

Also the Viking cruise advert the new one is awful the way the woman delivers her line is cringey is as strawberry float "seeing the world once again" awful voice over

Re: Awful adverts on TV at the moment...

Posted: Mon May 10, 2021 3:23 pm
by Ironhide
The American ads that have started appearing are really winding me up, first there's the one for some instant mashed potatoes with two nasally voiced women and yesterday I saw one for Toilet Duck which has been mostly re-dubbed with a British English voiceover until the last few seconds where it reverts to full on Americanese for the "FC Jawnson, a faymily cormpany" bit at the end

Re: Awful adverts on TV at the moment...

Posted: Mon May 10, 2021 3:39 pm
by Vermilion
Finding those schmaltzy arty farty Airbnb ads annoying at the moment, they can take their slideshows and sod off.

Re: Awful adverts on TV at the moment...

Posted: Mon May 10, 2021 4:18 pm
by KK
The Go Compare guy, as himself, interviewing the Go Compare guy.

Re: Awful adverts on TV at the moment...

Posted: Mon May 10, 2021 4:35 pm
by Ironhide
KK wrote:The Go Compare guy, as himself, interviewing the Go Compare guy.


Si.

Re: Awful adverts on TV at the moment...

Posted: Mon May 10, 2021 4:38 pm
by Photek
Ironhide wrote:The American ads that have started appearing are really winding me up, first there's the one for some instant mashed potatoes with two nasally voiced women and yesterday I saw one for Toilet Duck which has been mostly re-dubbed with a British English voiceover until the last few seconds where it reverts to full on Americanese for the "FC Jawnson, a faymily cormpany" bit at the end


Oi! :| Feck off! ;)

Re: Awful adverts on TV at the moment...

Posted: Fri May 14, 2021 7:47 am
by kazanova_Frankenstein
Those Huel advert on Youtube (i watch YouTube on TV so it counts). All of the presenter people like they are from the same cult. The cult of Huel.

I still dont know what Huel is.

Re: Awful adverts on TV at the moment...

Posted: Fri May 14, 2021 11:21 am
by Choclet-Milk
kazanova_Frankenstein wrote:Those Huel advert on Youtube (i watch YouTube on TV so it counts). All of the presenter people like they are from the same cult. The cult of Huel.

I still dont know what Huel is.

Slimfast for wankers

Re: Awful adverts on TV at the moment...

Posted: Fri May 14, 2021 11:22 am
by KK
More like Gruel.

Re: Awful adverts on TV at the moment...

Posted: Tue May 18, 2021 8:44 pm
by KK
What is it with all these TV commercials with slowed-right-down cover versions of songs, the latest batch being Airbnb.

Pay for the original or sod off, basically.

Re: Awful adverts on TV at the moment...

Posted: Tue May 18, 2021 9:24 pm
by Ironhide
KK wrote:What is it with all these TV commercials with slowed-right-down cover versions of songs, the latest batch being Airbnb.

Pay for the original or sod off, basically.


Those Airbnb ads are utter gooseberry fool.

Re: Awful adverts on TV at the moment...

Posted: Tue May 18, 2021 10:13 pm
by Abacus
Look, I'm really sorry if this has been said before, but I tried looking back a few pages and didn't see it.

Then I tried the search function, and there were 177 mentions of Snoop Dogg.

Checked a few of them, tired myself out.

Anyhow, I really can't stand him going on and on about Just Eat. Chicken wings to the crib indeed. What a whopper.

And no, I didn't say juuust eaaat.

Get stuffed, snoopy snoopy dog dog.

There's an obesity crisis, for one thing, probably 100% because of your catchy jingles, you massive flipping belltower stupid sunglasses wearing nobber.

Re: Awful adverts on TV at the moment...

Posted: Tue May 18, 2021 10:57 pm
by floydfreak
I cannot stand the ebay advert and i agree about the shitty Just Eat advert the KFC advert is just as bad

Re: Awful adverts on TV at the moment...

Posted: Wed May 19, 2021 7:33 am
by Moggy
Abacus wrote:Look, I'm really sorry if this has been said before, but I tried looking back a few pages and didn't see it.

Then I tried the search function, and there were 177 mentions of Snoop Dogg.

Checked a few of them, tired myself out.

Anyhow, I really can't stand him going on and on about Just Eat. Chicken wings to the crib indeed. What a whopper.

And no, I didn't say juuust eaaat.

Get stuffed, snoopy snoopy dog dog.

There's an obesity crisis, for one thing, probably 100% because of your catchy jingles, you massive flipping belltower stupid sunglasses wearing nobber.


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Re: Awful adverts on TV at the moment...

Posted: Wed May 19, 2021 7:49 am
by Vermilion
Abacus wrote:you massive flipping belltower stupid sunglasses wearing nobber.


I'm pretty sure the guy was a massive nobber even before he got involved with those dreadful ads.

Re: Awful adverts on TV at the moment...

Posted: Wed May 19, 2021 9:21 am
by Lotus
I don't think I've ever seen or heard anything about him where he doesn't come across as a massive, massive twat.

Worst advert currently is one that seems to have re-appeared - the Cupra one with the gormless-sounding person reading unbelievably gooseberry fool spoken word. Who sees these adverts and thinks "yep, that's good, release it". :dread: :fp:

Re: Awful adverts on TV at the moment...

Posted: Wed May 19, 2021 1:21 pm
by Blue Eyes
Peloton have been taking the piss for over a year now and their latest effort might be the worst with that strawberry floating irritating Celeste song which it feels like they play the entirety of. The very worst adverts of the last year. strawberry float off Peloton.

Re: Awful adverts on TV at the moment...

Posted: Wed May 19, 2021 1:43 pm
by Albert
Peloton's pricing takes the piss. Had a look into it about a year ago thinking it sounded like a nice idea.

£2k for the bike and then a reocurring £50 a month for membership! Get to strawberry float with that gooseberry fool.

Re: Awful adverts on TV at the moment...

Posted: Wed May 19, 2021 1:47 pm
by floydfreak
Blue Eyes wrote:Peloton have been taking the piss for over a year now and their latest effort might be the worst with that strawberry floating irritating Celeste song which it feels like they play the entirety of. The very worst adverts of the last year. strawberry float off Peloton.


"well done peloton you smashed it" :nod:

Re: Awful adverts on TV at the moment...

Posted: Wed May 19, 2021 3:33 pm
by Winckle
I don't know why it's so annoying but there's a Coca-Cola advert with loads of short clips of figures saying Yes or No mashed together, and it plays on every single advert break during football matches before I go out to make a drink at half time.

It's a shorter version of this one from their Spanish speaking markets: