Bad Joke Thread | Jokes on you, these are great!

An Australian man recently became the first known person to have their blood type change during the course of their life.

A recent blood test showed he was type O which shocked him as he was AB originally.

Anyone else not get that one?

Preezy wrote:Anyone else not get that one?

Dreadful.

And not even on a Friday!

Did you hear about the bloke who was attracted to lorry exhaust pipes?

He's now HGV positive.

A man asks his wife "If I won the lottery what would you do?"

The man's wife replies "I'd take half and leave you"

The man says "Good. I won £12. Here's £6, now strawberry float off"

I had a blood test the other day. I think I did pretty well, because I got a B+

(Alternative punchline: I don't know what blood type I am, but the doctor was very supportive, and told me to be positive"

How do people make new mates? Asking for a friend.

What's a golfer's favourite drink?

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Tea

Why did the golfer always carry a spare pair of trousers?

in case he shat himself

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Why should you never wear Ukrainian boxer shorts?

I rescued a dog last week it’s former owner was a blacksmith. Didn’t work out though

I bought a spaghetti car recently. The wife wasn’t happy thought it was a terrible idea

What do you get if you cross Tiger Woods with a radioactive potato?

(√-1)(2^3)(Σ)(π) and it tasted great.

Did you hear about the vet with the heavy dog?

Why should you never wear Ukrainian boxer shorts?

What does Batman's mother shout when it's time for his dinner?

What does Batman's father shout when it's time for his dinner?

What's Bruce lees favourite drink?

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