Bad Joke Thread | Jokes on you, these are great!

Why do moorhens have red bills?

Because they ignored the first two.

What do you call a man who can juggle cow dung?

Patrick

How many birds get to have colourful beaks?

Two can

Bono and The Edge walk into a bar.

Barman looks up and says oh god, not you two again

How did we know communism was doomed from the beginning?

All the red flags.

Jermaine Defoe walks into a bar and tells the first woman he sees "get your coat, you've pulled".

She replies: "Ooooh, you're a little forward aren't you?!"

strawberry floats sake

Stealing that :lol:

Why are Peter Pan jokes so funny?

They never get old

What do you call a girl with no eyes?

A grl

What's the spookiest Italian food?

Gabaghoul

Alvin Flummux wrote:What's the spookiest Italian food?

Gabaghoul

Spookhetti Boolognese

Dowbocop wrote:
Alvin Flummux wrote:What's the spookiest Italian food?

Gabaghoul

Spookhetti Boolognese

Pizza

Dowbocop wrote:
Alvin Flummux wrote:What's the spookiest Italian food?

Gabaghoul

Spookhetti Boolognese

What is the hairiest Italian food?

Bollockgnese

I find it funny that Harry Potter can't tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best mate as they're both cauldron

The lead singer of Wet Wet Wet has been diagnosed with arthritis.

He feels it in his fingers, he feels it in his toes.

Who's the least popular person at a Borussia Mönchengladbach match?

The guy who shouts: "Give us a B..."

What do you you if you are feeling tired in the capital of Romania?

Book a rest

I didn't realise that David Hasselhoff decided to be known as "Hoff"

Makes sence I guess, less hassle that way.

What does a house wear?

Address.

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