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Re: Bad Joke Friday | Jokes on you, these are great!
Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 4:42 pm
by Pedz
Seriously though, if making a joke about the Irish and drink is being a xenophobic banana split then would someone also be a xenophobic banana split when making sheep shagging jokes about myself or other Welsh people?
Re: Bad Joke Friday | Jokes on you, these are great!
Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 4:43 pm
by Blue Eyes
Guys, guys. Let's just agree my jokes were harmless and great and move on.
Re: Bad Joke Friday | Jokes on you, these are great!
Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 4:49 pm
by Moggy
Pedz wrote:Seriously though, if making a joke about the Irish and drink is being a xenophobic banana split then would someone also be a xenophobic banana split when making sheep shagging jokes about myself or other Welsh people?
Depends who makes the jokes and the context in which they were made.
If a random bloke came up to you and screamed “SHEEP SHAGGER” into your face and then walked away laughing saying “haha the sheep shagger didn’t seem to like my joke”, then I’d say that was different to your best mate greeting you as a sheep shagger.
An Irish joke can be ok, depending on who is making it and why. It can get a reaction though if a nationalist who has expressed support for recolonising Africa comes onto the forum to make a xenophobic Irish joke straight out of the Bernard Manning jokebook.
If Richard ”let’s sort out the African’s” UK can make edgy jokes, then I see no reason not to make edgy jokes back at him.
Re: Bad Joke Friday | Jokes on you, these are great!
Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 4:52 pm
by OrangeRKN
Jenuall wrote:Moggy wrote:Pedz wrote:Can I call someone a xenophobic banana split the next time they bring up sheep shagging?
Who’s stopping you?
The shepherd hopefully.
bravo
Re: Bad Joke Friday | Jokes on you, these are great!
Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 5:12 pm
by False
moggy this is the bad joke thread and he did an old as time bad irish joke
then you reacted totally out of proportion with some legit nasty gooseberry fool that isnt needed
come on my dude its very not cool
Re: Bad Joke Friday | Jokes on you, these are great!
Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 5:16 pm
by Moggy
False wrote:moggy this is the bad joke thread and he did an old as time bad irish joke
then you reacted totally out of proportion with some legit nasty gooseberry fool that isnt needed
come on my dude its very not cool
He’s a nationalist that supports recolonising Africa and has spent years boasting about his wealth.
I think I was actually pretty restrained.
Re: Bad Joke Friday | Jokes on you, these are great!
Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 5:21 pm
by Blue Eyes
His avatar and name annoys me.
A man goes to the doctors. The doctor says "Hello sir, please go over to the window and stick your tongue out."
The man asks, "Why?"
The doctor says, "I don't like my neighbours."
Re: Bad Joke Friday | Jokes on you, these are great!
Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 5:23 pm
by Cumberdanes
What do you call a black man in space?
An astronaut you xenophobic banana split
Re: Bad Joke Friday | Jokes on you, these are great!
Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 5:23 pm
by Blue Eyes
Did you hear about the man who was arrested for stealing yoga dvds?
He's now doing a long stretch.
Re: Bad Joke Friday | Jokes on you, these are great!
Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 5:28 pm
by Blue Eyes
Saw a ladyboy in Bangkok wearing a miniskirt.
Thought to myself, "that shows a lot of balls".
Re: Bad Joke Friday | Jokes on you, these are great!
Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 6:48 pm
by Choclet-Milk
What should you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man.
Re: Bad Joke Friday | Jokes on you, these are great!
Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 7:05 pm
by Vermilion
Jenuall wrote:
Re: Bad Joke Friday | Jokes on you, these are great!
Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 7:11 pm
by RichardUK
I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu
Re: Bad Joke Friday | Jokes on you, these are great!
Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 9:36 pm
by Preezy
Seamus O'Donagey is walking down the lane and he sees a sign outside his friend Padraig's farm that says "boat for sale". He thinks this is very odd so goes and finds Padraig in the village and he says to him he says "Padraig, what's that sign outside your farm all about? You dont have a boat now do you, you've got a tractor and a car."
"I know", says Padraig,
"and they're boat for sale."
Re: Bad Joke Friday | Jokes on you, these are great!
Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 9:36 pm
by <]:^D
Re: Bad Joke Friday | Jokes on you, these are great!
Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 10:17 pm
by Dowbocop
Chocolate-Milk wrote:What should you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man.
Humour's got very surreal these days, I blame Nicholas Witchell.
Re: Bad Joke Friday | Jokes on you, these are great!
Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2019 1:29 pm
by Dowbocop
What do you get if you cross Prince Andrew and Donald Trump?
Found unresponsive in your cell.
Re: Bad Joke Friday | Jokes on you, these are great!
Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2019 1:57 pm
by Jenuall
Re: Bad Joke Friday | Jokes on you, these are great!
Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2019 1:59 pm
by Prototype
Moggy wrote:Pedz wrote:Seriously though, if making a joke about the Irish and drink is being a xenophobic banana split then would someone also be a xenophobic banana split when making sheep shagging jokes about myself or other Welsh people?
Depends who makes the jokes and the context in which they were made.
If a random bloke came up to you and screamed “SHEEP SHAGGER” into your face and then walked away laughing saying “haha the sheep shagger didn’t seem to like my joke”, then I’d say that was different to your best mate greeting you as a sheep shagger.
An Irish joke can be ok, depending on who is making it and why. It can get a reaction though if a nationalist who has expressed support for recolonising Africa comes onto the forum to make a xenophobic Irish joke straight out of the Bernard Manning jokebook.
If Richard ”let’s sort out the African’s” UK can make edgy jokes, then I see no reason not to make edgy jokes back at him.
Richard told a joke in a thread called jokes and you called him a name.
Yet he is the problem?
Re: Bad Joke Friday | Jokes on you, these are great!
Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2019 2:07 pm
by Moggy
Prototype wrote:Moggy wrote:Pedz wrote:Seriously though, if making a joke about the Irish and drink is being a xenophobic banana split then would someone also be a xenophobic banana split when making sheep shagging jokes about myself or other Welsh people?
Depends who makes the jokes and the context in which they were made.
If a random bloke came up to you and screamed “SHEEP SHAGGER” into your face and then walked away laughing saying “haha the sheep shagger didn’t seem to like my joke”, then I’d say that was different to your best mate greeting you as a sheep shagger.
An Irish joke can be ok, depending on who is making it and why. It can get a reaction though if a nationalist who has expressed support for recolonising Africa comes onto the forum to make a xenophobic Irish joke straight out of the Bernard Manning jokebook.
If Richard ”let’s sort out the African’s” UK can make edgy jokes, then I see no reason not to make edgy jokes back at him.
Richard told a joke in a thread called jokes and you called him a name.
Yet he is the problem?
Did I say he was the problem?
He made an anti-Irish joke (after previous imperialistic posts) and I made a nasty joke back. The thread then moved on until you brought it back up.
We could keep arguing about this for the whole weekend or we could just move on.
