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Re: Bad Joke Friday | Jokes on you, these are great!
Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:58 pm
by Moggy
Why did Liam Gallagher order soup?
Re: Bad Joke Friday | Jokes on you, these are great!
Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2020 4:04 pm
by Blue Eyes
Did you hear that Jonathan ross was thrown out of a rugby match for repeatedly playing pranks on the other spectators. In a statement, the presenter said "i just love twickenham"
Sean connery was doing some diy during lockdown. He built a bookcase but a load of books fell on his head. In a statement, the actor said "I blame my shelf"
Re: Bad Joke Friday | Jokes on you, these are great!
Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2020 4:17 pm
by Choclet-Milk
One for the current climate:
I saw Paul Chuckle in big Tesco's yesterday, but when I approached him for an autograph, he said "Oi!"
Re: Bad Joke Friday | Jokes on you, these are great!
Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2020 9:08 pm
by Curls
Blue Eyes wrote:Did you hear that Jonathan ross was thrown out of a rugby match for repeatedly playing pranks on the other spectators. In a statement, the presenter said "i just love twickenham"
I love the Sean Connery one but I cannot for the life of me figure out the joke in this even with Wossy's lisp.
Re: Bad Joke Friday | Jokes on you, these are great!
Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2020 9:16 pm
by Corazon de Leon
Curls wrote:Blue Eyes wrote:Did you hear that Jonathan ross was thrown out of a rugby match for repeatedly playing pranks on the other spectators. In a statement, the presenter said "i just love twickenham"
I love the Sean Connery one but I cannot for the life of me figure out the joke in this even with Wossy's lisp.
I just love tricking 'em.
Re: Bad Joke Friday | Jokes on you, these are great!
Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2020 9:20 pm
by Curls
Corazon de Leon wrote:Curls wrote:Blue Eyes wrote:Did you hear that Jonathan ross was thrown out of a rugby match for repeatedly playing pranks on the other spectators. In a statement, the presenter said "i just love twickenham"
I love the Sean Connery one but I cannot for the life of me figure out the joke in this even with Wossy's lisp.
I just love tricking 'em.
OHHHHHHHHHH. Derpy de derp
Re: Bad Joke Friday | Jokes on you, these are great!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 3:49 pm
by Zilnad
What do you call a German with an artistic block?
Kunstipated
Re: Bad Joke Friday | Jokes on you, these are great!
Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2020 5:20 pm
by Kezzer
I got sacked from my job at the bank today. An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance so I pushed her over.
Re: Bad Joke Friday | Jokes on you, these are great!
Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2020 6:46 pm
by Alvin Flummux
Why were the Mongols always so calm?
Re: Bad Joke Monday| Jokes on you, these are great!
Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2021 4:37 pm
by Kezzer
Who was the inventor of the round table?
Re: Bad Joke Monday| Jokes on you, these are great!
Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2021 4:47 pm
by rinks
I guess she's really going to know the sound of the underground now.
Re: Bad Joke Monday| Jokes on you, these are great!
Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2021 5:22 pm
by Finiarél
Jesus strawberry floating Christ
Re: Bad Joke Monday| Jokes on you, these are great!
Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2021 5:37 pm
by Zilnad
What's a golfer's favourite drink?
Re: Bad Joke Monday| Jokes on you, these are great!
Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2021 5:39 pm
by Rex Kramer
What goes from green to red at the press of a button
A frog in a blender
Re: Bad Joke Monday| Jokes on you, these are great!
Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2021 8:41 pm
by Kezzer
I recently took a pole and found that 100% of people in the tent were angry.
Re: Bad Joke Monday| Jokes on you, these are great!
Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2021 10:10 pm
by DML
Whats worse then a worm in your apple?
Re: Bad Joke Monday| Jokes on you, these are great!
Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2021 1:37 am
by Skarjo
rinks wrote:I guess she's really going to know the sound of the underground now.
....Jesus, man.
Re: Bad Joke Monday| Jokes on you, these are great!
Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2021 8:47 am
by Oblomov Boblomov
Why have we gone from traditional bad jokes to just pure darkness
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Did laugh at the Sound of the Underground one though
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Re: Bad Joke Monday| Jokes on you, these are great!
Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2021 9:17 pm
by Zilnad
Re: Bad Joke Monday| Jokes on you, these are great!
Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2021 9:41 pm
by Tomous
Who is the coolest person in the hospital?
Who stands in for him when he can't make it?
