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Seriously though, if making a joke about the Irish and drink is being a xenophobic banana split then would someone also be a xenophobic banana split when making sheep shagging jokes about myself or other Welsh people?

Guys, guys. Let's just agree my jokes were harmless and great and move on.

Pedz wrote:Seriously though, if making a joke about the Irish and drink is being a xenophobic banana split then would someone also be a xenophobic banana split when making sheep shagging jokes about myself or other Welsh people?

Depends who makes the jokes and the context in which they were made.

If a random bloke came up to you and screamed “SHEEP SHAGGER” into your face and then walked away laughing saying “haha the sheep shagger didn’t seem to like my joke”, then I’d say that was different to your best mate greeting you as a sheep shagger.

An Irish joke can be ok, depending on who is making it and why. It can get a reaction though if a nationalist who has expressed support for recolonising Africa comes onto the forum to make a xenophobic Irish joke straight out of the Bernard Manning jokebook.

If Richard ”let’s sort out the African’s” UK can make edgy jokes, then I see no reason not to make edgy jokes back at him.

Jenuall wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Pedz wrote:Can I call someone a xenophobic banana split the next time they bring up sheep shagging?

Who’s stopping you?

The shepherd hopefully.

bravo

moggy this is the bad joke thread and he did an old as time bad irish joke

then you reacted totally out of proportion with some legit nasty gooseberry fool that isnt needed

come on my dude its very not cool

False wrote:moggy this is the bad joke thread and he did an old as time bad irish joke

then you reacted totally out of proportion with some legit nasty gooseberry fool that isnt needed

come on my dude its very not cool

He’s a nationalist that supports recolonising Africa and has spent years boasting about his wealth.

I think I was actually pretty restrained.

His avatar and name annoys me.

A man goes to the doctors. The doctor says "Hello sir, please go over to the window and stick your tongue out."
The man asks, "Why?"
The doctor says, "I don't like my neighbours."

What do you call a black man in space?

An astronaut you xenophobic banana split

Did you hear about the man who was arrested for stealing yoga dvds?
He's now doing a long stretch.

Saw a ladyboy in Bangkok wearing a miniskirt.

Thought to myself, "that shows a lot of balls".

What should you do when you see a spaceman?

Park in it, man.

Jenuall wrote:

I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu

Seamus O'Donagey is walking down the lane and he sees a sign outside his friend Padraig's farm that says "boat for sale". He thinks this is very odd so goes and finds Padraig in the village and he says to him he says "Padraig, what's that sign outside your farm all about? You dont have a boat now do you, you've got a tractor and a car."

"I know", says Padraig, "and they're boat for sale."

Chocolate-Milk wrote:What should you do when you see a spaceman?

Park in it, man.

Humour's got very surreal these days, I blame Nicholas Witchell.

What do you get if you cross Prince Andrew and Donald Trump?

Found unresponsive in your cell.

Moggy wrote:
Pedz wrote:Seriously though, if making a joke about the Irish and drink is being a xenophobic banana split then would someone also be a xenophobic banana split when making sheep shagging jokes about myself or other Welsh people?

Depends who makes the jokes and the context in which they were made.

If a random bloke came up to you and screamed “SHEEP SHAGGER” into your face and then walked away laughing saying “haha the sheep shagger didn’t seem to like my joke”, then I’d say that was different to your best mate greeting you as a sheep shagger.

An Irish joke can be ok, depending on who is making it and why. It can get a reaction though if a nationalist who has expressed support for recolonising Africa comes onto the forum to make a xenophobic Irish joke straight out of the Bernard Manning jokebook.

If Richard ”let’s sort out the African’s” UK can make edgy jokes, then I see no reason not to make edgy jokes back at him.

Richard told a joke in a thread called jokes and you called him a name.

Yet he is the problem?

Prototype wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Pedz wrote:Seriously though, if making a joke about the Irish and drink is being a xenophobic banana split then would someone also be a xenophobic banana split when making sheep shagging jokes about myself or other Welsh people?

Depends who makes the jokes and the context in which they were made.

If a random bloke came up to you and screamed “SHEEP SHAGGER” into your face and then walked away laughing saying “haha the sheep shagger didn’t seem to like my joke”, then I’d say that was different to your best mate greeting you as a sheep shagger.

An Irish joke can be ok, depending on who is making it and why. It can get a reaction though if a nationalist who has expressed support for recolonising Africa comes onto the forum to make a xenophobic Irish joke straight out of the Bernard Manning jokebook.

If Richard ”let’s sort out the African’s” UK can make edgy jokes, then I see no reason not to make edgy jokes back at him.

Richard told a joke in a thread called jokes and you called him a name.

Yet he is the problem?

Did I say he was the problem?

He made an anti-Irish joke (after previous imperialistic posts) and I made a nasty joke back. The thread then moved on until you brought it back up.

We could keep arguing about this for the whole weekend or we could just move on.

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