bedtime rituals

Postbedtime rituals by **AerisHime** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:23 pm

What are yours? do you have any?

I usually can't sleep without having an episode of "autopsy" on the telly, and i usually drink some tea before i go

PostRe: bedtime rituals by **Jimmy Shedders** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:24 pm

This will not end well.

PostRe: bedtime rituals by **Cropolite** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:24 pm

Used to be a wank, now it's an ab workout.

PostRe: bedtime rituals by **Barley** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:25 pm

Family Guy on BBC3....I best be off.

PostRe: bedtime rituals by **AerisHime** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:25 pm

Jimmy Shedders wrote:This will not end well.

how anticipating

PostRe: bedtime rituals by **Henke** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:25 pm

I fist myself then gooseberry fool on my tits.

PostRe: bedtime rituals by **SEP** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:26 pm

Check the internet, set up my sofa bed, set my alarm, sleep.

Corazon de Leon · PostRe: bedtime rituals by **Corazon de Leon** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:26 pm

Slaughter a calf on my stone pedestal(it's next to my XBox currently), and then eat the brains. Can't sleep if I don't get to do it.

PostRe: bedtime rituals by **Doug Rocket** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:27 pm

1. Brush teeth
2. Read Football pages on Teletext
3. Have a massive wank
4. Clean up mess
5. Switch the radio on (talksport or 5live)
6. Sleep

PostRe: bedtime rituals by **Cyburn2** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:27 pm

Usually some herbal tea or hot cocoa, playing some DS and occasionally a wank.

PostRe: bedtime rituals by **still** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:28 pm

Lie in bed - try to sleep - fail miserably - repeat until morning - 'wake up' feeling like gooseberry fool - why thanks for asking !

PostRe: bedtime rituals by **AerisHime** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:28 pm

as if you never really sleep.

but is it really essential to have a wank before going to bed? I never got that actually, I was told that being abstinent for a while physically hurts... o.O

PostRe: bedtime rituals by **rinks** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:28 pm

Collect some newspaper, find somewhere dry, just the usual stuff.

PostRe: bedtime rituals by **Cardinal Chunder** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:29 pm

I have an episode of The Simpsons on in the background to help me sleep and then then let the tv turn itself off.

PostRe: bedtime rituals by **Doug Rocket** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:30 pm

AerisHime wrote:as if you never really sleep.

but is it really essential to have a wank before going to bed? I never got that actually, I was told that being abstinent for a while physically hurts... o.O

It's a well known cure for insomnia.

PostRe: bedtime rituals by **SEP** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:31 pm

AerisHime wrote:as if you never really sleep.

but is it really essential to have a wank before going to bed? I never got that actually, I was told that being abstinent for a while physically hurts... o.O

Makes your balls ache if they're used to having a daily flush, and suddenly don't get it.

I never wank before bed, though, as I will have just had a bath, and I don't want to be getting all sweaty.

Website · PostRe: bedtime rituals by **Tragic Magic** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:31 pm

I have to come on here before I go to bed.

PostRe: bedtime rituals by **Cardinal Chunder** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:32 pm

Ditch the sig, T-Mag.

Man alive....

PostRe: bedtime rituals by **AerisHime** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:32 pm

Oh yeah, i should add that, too. play or stay online until god knows when.

sometimes i even get up in the middle of the night just to check my mails <.<

PostRe: bedtime rituals by **Nova** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:34 pm

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