Best Biscuit Eliminator! *FINAL: EXTREME RESULTS!*

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PostBest Biscuit Eliminator! *FINAL: EXTREME RESULTS!*
by Jenuall » Tue May 21, 2019 3:54 pm

Breaking out of the Rich Tea Defence Force debate thread comes the BEST BISCUIT ELIMINATOR! :toot:

Latest Leaderboard below! Join us to help crown GRcade's favourite biscuit! :nod:

Leaderboard

1st: M&S Extremely Chocolatey
2nd: Milk Chocolate Digestives
3rd: Cadbury's Fingers
4th: Milk Chocolate Hobnobs
5th: Hobnobs
6th: Bourbons
7th: Golden Crunch Creams
=8th: Caramel Digestives
=8th: Walkers Shortbread
10th: Jammie Dodgers
11th Fruit Shortcake
12th: Ginger Crunch Creams
13th: Ginger Nuts
14th: Jam Sandwich Creams
15th: Chocolate Malted Milk
16th: Lotus Biscoff
17th: United
18th: Prince Chocolate Biscuits
=19th: Digestive Twist
=19th: Blue Riband
21st: Gingerbread Man
=22nd: Malted Milk
=22nd: Nice
24th: Cow Biscuits
25th: Plain Digestives
26th: Jaffa Cakes
=27th: Custard Creams
=27th: Pink Wafers
29th: Dark Chocolate Digestives
30th: M&S Redcurrant Puffs
31st: Fig Rolls
32nd: Party Rings
33rd: Garibaldi
34th: Rich Tea
35th: Maltesers
36th: Percy Pig Biscuits
37th: Oreos
=39th: Cafe Noir
=39th: Digestive Nibbles

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by Moggy » Tue May 21, 2019 3:57 pm

Caramel Digestives

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by Hexx » Tue May 21, 2019 4:02 pm

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WHY ARE THEY NOT ON THE LIST

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PostRe: Best Biscuit Eliminator! NOMINATIONS CLOSE WED 23:59!
by Jenuall » Tue May 21, 2019 4:14 pm

Hexx wrote:Image

WHY ARE THEY NOT ON THE LIST

Tempted to put it on so the masses can decide, but for my money that is not a biscuit! :capnscotty:

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PostRe: Best Biscuit Eliminator! NOMINATIONS CLOSE WED 23:59!
by Frank » Tue May 21, 2019 4:26 pm

Yeah, if that counts then we'd have to include malteasers, too

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by Hexx » Tue May 21, 2019 4:28 pm

Jenuall wrote:
Hexx wrote:Image

WHY ARE THEY NOT ON THE LIST

Tempted to put it on so the masses can decide, but for my money that is not a biscuit! :capnscotty:


It literally calls them biscuit balls on the package

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by Jenuall » Tue May 21, 2019 4:32 pm

Hexx wrote:
Jenuall wrote:
Hexx wrote:Image

WHY ARE THEY NOT ON THE LIST

Tempted to put it on so the masses can decide, but for my money that is not a biscuit! :capnscotty:


It literally calls them biscuit balls on the package


No its saying there are biscuits in it. A tiramisu has biscuit in it but it's not going on the strawberry floating list! ;)

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by Hexx » Tue May 21, 2019 4:36 pm

Jenuall wrote:
Hexx wrote:
Jenuall wrote:
Hexx wrote:Image

WHY ARE THEY NOT ON THE LIST

Tempted to put it on so the masses can decide, but for my money that is not a biscuit! :capnscotty:


It literally calls them biscuit balls on the package


No its saying there are biscuits in it. A tiramisu has biscuit in it but it's not going on the strawberry floating list! ;)


It doesn't say "containing biscuit" it says "biscuit"! They're just in a different shape/form.

It's like saying Chocolate Fingers aren't biscuits, just Chocolate with biscuit in! But they're allowed in. So these differently shaped biscuits covered in chocolate should be too!

This a farce! This threatens the fundamental legitimacy of the whole process!

McVities call them biscuits
http://www.mcvities.co.uk/products/nibbles

Sainsbury's call them biscuits!
https://www.sainsburys.co.uk/webapp/wcs ... bbles-120g

Amazon call them biscuits
https://www.amazon.co.uk/McVities-Diges ... B01CCYZBFA

Can we ask Vermilion to run this instead?

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PostRe: Best Biscuit Eliminator! NOMINATIONS CLOSE WED 23:59!
by Jenuall » Tue May 21, 2019 4:43 pm

Hexx wrote:
Jenuall wrote:
Hexx wrote:
Jenuall wrote:
Hexx wrote:Image

WHY ARE THEY NOT ON THE LIST

Tempted to put it on so the masses can decide, but for my money that is not a biscuit! :capnscotty:


It literally calls them biscuit balls on the package


No its saying there are biscuits in it. A tiramisu has biscuit in it but it's not going on the strawberry floating list! ;)


It doesn't say "containing biscuit" it says "biscuit"! They're just in a different shape/form

This a farce! This threatens the fundamental legitimacy of the whole process!

McVities call them biscuits
http://www.mcvities.co.uk/products/nibbles

Sainsbury's call them biscuits!
https://www.sainsburys.co.uk/webapp/wcs ... bbles-120g

Amazon call them biscuits
https://www.amazon.co.uk/McVities-Diges ... B01CCYZBFA

Can we ask Vermilion to run this instead?

Like I said before I can put them on the list but if everyone votes them out straight away then we can all agree that they aren't a biscuit! :P

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by Hexx » Tue May 21, 2019 4:45 pm

Jenuall wrote:
Hexx wrote:
Jenuall wrote:
Hexx wrote:
Jenuall wrote:
Hexx wrote:Image

WHY ARE THEY NOT ON THE LIST

Tempted to put it on so the masses can decide, but for my money that is not a biscuit! :capnscotty:


It literally calls them biscuit balls on the package


No its saying there are biscuits in it. A tiramisu has biscuit in it but it's not going on the strawberry floating list! ;)


It doesn't say "containing biscuit" it says "biscuit"! They're just in a different shape/form

This a farce! This threatens the fundamental legitimacy of the whole process!

McVities call them biscuits
http://www.mcvities.co.uk/products/nibbles

Sainsbury's call them biscuits!
https://www.sainsburys.co.uk/webapp/wcs ... bbles-120g

Amazon call them biscuits
https://www.amazon.co.uk/McVities-Diges ... B01CCYZBFA

Can we ask Vermilion to run this instead?

Like I said before I can put them on the list but if everyone votes them out straight away then we can all agree that they aren't a biscuit! :P


They're literally as much as a biscuit as Fingers for M&S Utterly Chocolatey :capnscotty:

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PostRe: Best Biscuit Eliminator! NOMINATIONS CLOSE WED 23:59!
by Mini E » Tue May 21, 2019 4:45 pm

Cafe Noir.

strawberry floating Cafe Noir :wub:

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by Moggy » Tue May 21, 2019 4:46 pm

Hexx wrote:Image

WHY ARE THEY NOT ON THE LIST


Because this is a nomination thread.

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by Venom » Tue May 21, 2019 4:50 pm

Hexx wrote:
Jenuall wrote:
Hexx wrote:Image

WHY ARE THEY NOT ON THE LIST

Tempted to put it on so the masses can decide, but for my money that is not a biscuit! :capnscotty:


It literally calls them biscuit balls on the package


If you can put a pack of chocolates with a bit of biscuit in the middle then Maltesers should be on the list.

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PostRe: Best Biscuit Eliminator! NOMINATIONS CLOSE WED 23:59!
by Preezy » Tue May 21, 2019 4:56 pm

M&S Redcurrant Puffs

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by Hexx » Tue May 21, 2019 4:56 pm

Venom wrote:If you can put a pack of chocolates with a bit of biscuit in


There's loads on the list already like this!

Venom wrote:Maltesers.


But they're not biscuits. They're basically baked/cook gruel!

Right? :shifty:

(I mean they're amazeballs, but...)

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by Venom » Tue May 21, 2019 5:09 pm

Hexx, mate. There's actually a scientific explanation as to why they can't be called a biscuit. To qualify as a biscuit they have to be able to be dipped in tea without getting your fingers wet. Cadbury's Chocolate Fingers can be dipped in tea without getting the fingers wet, you can actually immerse them a good 75%-worth and fingers will still be dry. The issue with Nibbles is they are a sphere shaped and covered in chocolate - you can't dip those in tea without getting your fingers wet!

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by Hexx » Tue May 21, 2019 5:10 pm

Venom wrote:Hexx, mate. There's actually a scientific explanation as to why they can't be called a biscuit. To qualify as a biscuit they have to be able to be dipped in tea without getting your fingers wet.


I don't think you're using the term right :lol: :wub:

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by more heat than light » Tue May 21, 2019 5:17 pm

Lotus Biscoff.

jawafour wrote:You definitely have the biggest one, mhtl - it's strawberry-floatin' massive!
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by rinks » Tue May 21, 2019 8:26 pm

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by Snowcannon » Tue May 21, 2019 9:01 pm

Walkers Shortbread


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