Best Christmas Cracker Prize/Jokes

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Best Cracker Prize

Item of stationery (paperclip, sharpener, etc.)
1
5%
Mini playing cards
1
5%
Puzzle
0
No votes
Magic trick
1
5%
Mini screwdriver/tool set
5
25%
Toy car
2
10%
Yoyo
1
5%
Spinning top
2
10%
Plastic jumping/flicking frog
0
No votes
Sound making device (whistle, etc.)
0
No votes
Keyring
0
No votes
Skill game (ball in a cup, bowling pins & ball, etc.)
1
5%
Mind reading fish
6
30%
 
Total votes: 20
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Jenuall
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PostRe: Best Christmas Cracker Prize
by Jenuall » Wed Dec 11, 2019 2:47 pm

I would vote for the nail clippers but as they've been tragically missed off the list I'll go with the mini screwdrivers.

Cracker jokes are supposed to be awful, that's the whole point! :lol:

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PostRe: Best Christmas Cracker Prize
by Clarkman » Wed Dec 11, 2019 2:58 pm

I am prepared to personally buy all you strawberry floaters a set of proper nail clippers if they can provide a receipt for a purchase of my book :shifty:

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PostRe: Best Christmas Cracker Prize/Jokes
by Clarkman » Tue Dec 24, 2019 11:36 am

Bumping this ahead of the big day so you can all report your jokes and prizes.

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PostRe: Best Christmas Cracker Prize/Jokes
by Cumberdanes » Tue Dec 24, 2019 12:01 pm

Not quite a cracker joke but certainly Christmas themed,

Q: Why was Mrs Claus acting all mardy?

A: She was on her festive period

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