Bieber vs Cruise - cage fight spectacular.

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PostBieber vs Cruise - cage fight spectacular.
by Denster » Mon Jun 10, 2019 5:18 pm


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PostRe: Bieber vs Cruise - cage fight spectacular.
by KK » Mon Jun 10, 2019 5:35 pm

Seems more befitting of the WWE.

The buyrate though. :datass:

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PostRe: Bieber vs Cruise - cage fight spectacular.
by Preezy » Mon Jun 10, 2019 6:06 pm

Cruise would use his alien scientology powers, flawless victory.

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PostRe: Bieber vs Cruise - cage fight spectacular.
by Ironhide » Mon Jun 10, 2019 6:19 pm

Real life Celebrity Deathmatch.

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by Squinty » Mon Jun 10, 2019 6:55 pm

That's cool that Bieber picked a bloke in his 50's to fight him. The silly strawberry floater.

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PostRe: Bieber vs Cruise - cage fight spectacular.
by KK » Mon Jun 10, 2019 7:18 pm

Ironhide wrote:Real life Celebrity Deathmatch.

Used to love that show. Probably the only time I’ve ever watched MTV.

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PostRe: Bieber vs Cruise - cage fight spectacular.
by Moggy » Mon Jun 10, 2019 7:26 pm

Squinty wrote:That's cool that Bieber picked a bloke in his 50's to fight him. The silly strawberry floater.


Cruise has been training in action movies for over 30 years. He’d obliterate Bieber.

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PostRe: Bieber vs Cruise - cage fight spectacular.
by Tomous » Mon Jun 10, 2019 7:29 pm

Moggy wrote:
Squinty wrote:That's cool that Bieber picked a bloke in his 50's to fight him. The silly strawberry floater.


Cruise has been training in action movies for over 30 years. He’d obliterate Bieber.


Plus he does a lot of his own stunts. He’s gotta have some guts about him.

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PostRe: Bieber vs Cruise - cage fight spectacular.
by Lex-Man » Mon Jun 10, 2019 8:22 pm

Cruise was a wrestler at college. It'd be interesting at least.

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PostRe: Bieber vs Cruise - cage fight spectacular.
by Captain Kinopio » Mon Jun 10, 2019 8:33 pm

The funny thing about this is you have to think Bieber doesn’t realise the almost 60 year old man would kill him.

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PostRe: Bieber vs Cruise - cage fight spectacular.
by Oblomov Boblomov » Mon Jun 10, 2019 8:36 pm

Assuming Bieber is of sound mind in making the choice to do this, I would quite happily watch his inevitable annihilation in the cage.

If it happened, it would be a staged, drawn-out affair probably scripted into something of a theatre production.

If it was done genuinely, it would be over in about 13 seconds :lol:.

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PostRe: Bieber vs Cruise - cage fight spectacular.
by Jenuall » Mon Jun 10, 2019 8:37 pm

I think if this were to go ahead Bieber would quickly realise he was at a party he don't wanna be at.

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PostRe: Bieber vs Cruise - cage fight spectacular.
by Denster » Mon Jun 10, 2019 10:39 pm

I'd love to se Cruise just came straight out and twat him. it would be immense.

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PostRe: Bieber vs Cruise - cage fight spectacular.
by Ecno » Mon Jun 10, 2019 10:55 pm

I'd also like to see Tom Cruise twat Justin Bieber.

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PostRe: Bieber vs Cruise - cage fight spectacular.
by Superfurryfox64 » Tue Jun 11, 2019 12:57 am

I would like to watch Bieber drown in pig gooseberry fool... but that’s me.

Saying that he does tend to punch gay guys

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PostRe: Bieber vs Cruise - cage fight spectacular.
by Green Gecko » Tue Jun 11, 2019 2:23 am

.. Are you referring the every single Hollywood star being "outed" as gay in some form of mainstream media in the 90s or did he actually come out? Or does Biber just harbour hatred for his own campness.

Anyway, even with the whole Scientology thing, I have enjoyed some films with Cruise in (Speed obviously is a classic) before he was replaced with the even more straight-faced and one-note Keanu, however I have literally never even once deliberately listened to Justin Bieber. So I would go with Cruise on this one.

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PostRe: Bieber vs Cruise - cage fight spectacular.
by Superfurryfox64 » Tue Jun 11, 2019 2:34 am

Jokes aside I don’t mind Tom Cruise ( except his teeth are scary ) but I’m sure neither of them are strangers to some fist action....

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PostRe: Bieber vs Cruise - cage fight spectacular.
by Green Gecko » Tue Jun 11, 2019 3:07 am

I getcha but lol that guy is probs gay is kinda old timey.

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by Saint of Killers » Tue Jun 11, 2019 7:49 am

For some reason I heard Bierber and thought of Justin Timberlake :? Either way I couldn't care less if I tried. (Hi-lariously, I heard a older couple talking about it and taking it very seriously :lol:)

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PostRe: Bieber vs Cruise - cage fight spectacular.
by JediDragon05 » Tue Jun 11, 2019 12:21 pm

I love watching a good scrap but would be disappointed if Bieber got hurt too early & quit.

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