Bieber vs Cruise - cage fight spectacular.

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Please god make it happen.

Seems more befitting of the WWE.

The buyrate though. :datass:

Cruise would use his alien scientology powers, flawless victory.

Real life Celebrity Deathmatch.

That's cool that Bieber picked a bloke in his 50's to fight him. The silly strawberry floater.

Ironhide wrote:Real life Celebrity Deathmatch.

Used to love that show. Probably the only time I’ve ever watched MTV.

Squinty wrote:That's cool that Bieber picked a bloke in his 50's to fight him. The silly strawberry floater.

Cruise has been training in action movies for over 30 years. He’d obliterate Bieber.

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Moggy wrote:
Squinty wrote:That's cool that Bieber picked a bloke in his 50's to fight him. The silly strawberry floater.

Cruise has been training in action movies for over 30 years. He’d obliterate Bieber.

Plus he does a lot of his own stunts. He’s gotta have some guts about him.

Cruise was a wrestler at college. It'd be interesting at least.

The funny thing about this is you have to think Bieber doesn’t realise the almost 60 year old man would kill him.

Assuming Bieber is of sound mind in making the choice to do this, I would quite happily watch his inevitable annihilation in the cage.

If it happened, it would be a staged, drawn-out affair probably scripted into something of a theatre production.

If it was done genuinely, it would be over in about 13 seconds :lol:

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I think if this were to go ahead Bieber would quickly realise he was at a party he don't wanna be at.

I'd love to se Cruise just came straight out and twat him. it would be immense.

I'd also like to see Tom Cruise twat Justin Bieber.

I would like to watch Bieber drown in pig gooseberry fool... but that’s me.

Saying that he does tend to punch gay guys

.. Are you referring the every single Hollywood star being "outed" as gay in some form of mainstream media in the 90s or did he actually come out? Or does Biber just harbour hatred for his own campness.

Anyway, even with the whole Scientology thing, I have enjoyed some films with Cruise in (Speed obviously is a classic) before he was replaced with the even more straight-faced and one-note Keanu, however I have literally never even once deliberately listened to Justin Bieber. So I would go with Cruise on this one.

Jokes aside I don’t mind Tom Cruise ( except his teeth are scary ) but I’m sure neither of them are strangers to some fist action....

I getcha but lol that guy is probs gay is kinda old timey.

For some reason I heard Bierber and thought of Justin Timberlake

Either way I couldn't care less if I tried. (Hi-lariously, I heard a older couple talking about it and taking it very seriously :lol:

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I love watching a good scrap but would be disappointed if Bieber got hurt too early & quit.

Bieber vs Cruise - cage fight spectacular.

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