Brass.

Field Report number 86818 - posted 6 Dec 2008
From: ****** - Click Here to see all reports by this author
Location: Birmingham
Establishment: Executive Escorts
Web URL: http://www.executiveescortsmidlands.co.uk
Phone: 07900 853090
Date: Sat 8 Nov 2008
Time of Day: 9am
Type of Visit: Incall
Time Spent: 1hr
Price: 150
Her Place: Nice apartment in Great Barr area of Birmingham
Description: Beautiful young face, lovely firm breasts
Comments: My second time using this agency. Jasmine is a beautiful, young but naive and nervous looking girl. This didn't put me off as her attitude was a friendly one, so handed over the sterling and proceeded to the task in hand.
Undressed Jasmine and I was semi-hard already at this point- once her bra was off, I was able to view thos perfect, firm, juicy breasts (NOT enhanced!). The disappointment started here though, as I got a hint of BO from her armpit area (thinking it was something else, I got a closer sniff and definitely was coming from her). Kissed Jasmine on the lips (mouths semi-open) and her breath was rather stale. Still feeling horny, I began kissing her body (now lying on the bed) and got to her navel area. The odour from her pussy was very evident, so decided NOT to go any further south. Tried to subtly encourage her towards my fully erect manhood for some oral and she stopped and said "I don't do oral without" (this was quite a disappointment, as this kind of establishment prides itself on it's GFE yet no oral without? plus I was freshly showered and groomed!) So, asked for a condom and decided I would go for sex. On with the condom and stood at end of bed whilst penetrating Jasmine. Again, the odour from her lower parts was quite strong and hitting me as I was standing, pumping away. Came without any probs and had around half an hour left - I did consider cutting my losses and leaving then, but saw Jasmine lying on the bed and thought "I can perhaps re-collect myself for a round 2" So, I lay on the bed with Jasmine in my arms and chatted. She is very naive and innocent sounding, but this was rather attractive for me. So lay around, playing with her boobs for around 15 mins and I was hard again. On with another condom and pumped away to a second climax on the bed. Cleaned up and left after a total 50 mins. So, overall, Jasmine is a pretty young girl, but very lacking in experience (I am happy to lead usually, so if she had been up for oral without, that wasn't a problem for me) but the single most off-putting thing was the lack of personal hygiene. In stark contrast to my 1st visit to Executive Escorts (Cassie) this summer - Cassie was very clean, sweet tasting but Jasmine was not what I would have expected.
Recommended: No
Would You Return: No

I had no idea that there was a place to review an escort service. I have no idea why someone would want to either.

Field Report number 85987 - posted 28 Oct 2008
From: Ei******- Click Here to see all reports by this author
Location: Bristol
Location 2: Lawrence Hill
Establishment: Taste Of Prague
Phone: 07854 593209
E-Mail: tasteofprague@email.cz
Date: Fri 24 Oct 2008
Time of Day: 1:30
Type of Visit: Incall
Time Spent: 40 mins
Price: 150
Her Place: On the main street through Lawrence Hill/Redfield. Flat for purpose, small bed, bathroom where they offered shower, but there wasn't a shower only bath! Clean enough.
Description: Paid £150 for two girls for an hour. £70 for one for 30 mins, £100 for an hour. As neither spoke english unsure who was who. One was a petite blond with fake C cup breasts. absolutely gorgeous. One had dark spiked hair, was slim, but a little saggy in the stomach and breasts. I would suggest that she had recently had a child.
Comments: First neither spoke any english which made things difficult. They also kept conversing in Czech the whole time, which was off putting. Started by all getting naked, blond one started playing with my cock, dark one caressing me. No kissing soon became apparent. asked to lick one whilst other sucked my penis, but tols no RO. For this money, I would expect this as standard.
Was told on phone that they would put on a lesbian show, so asked for this, but was told no. Was struggling to get hard now, as felt slightly ignored as they kept conversing in Czech, then one clearly made a joke about this and they both started laughing at me. Great £150 to be humiliated!
Suggested having a shower, to relax and start over, so adjourned to the bath room. Started to run a bath, and blond got in with me. Dark sat on edge, tried to get me hard. Eventually I asked them to leave so I could relax, they didn't understand, so got me on phone to madam who spoke english. Told her I was promised lesbian show and she put dark on phone. After a arguement on phone, they offered me a show, so back into bedroom. Half hearted lesbian show, which amused me as blond was clearly hating licking pussy! Dark did a good job, and I got hard. Dark then sucked me off (covered, all oral covered) whilst blond stood over me playing with herself. Spot of doggy with Blond and came in her. Only been there about 35-40 mins, was told an hour.
To be fair, they didn't seem to want me to leave, but I'd found the whole thing embarrassing and wanted to get out.
Think they may be good individually, but people should not promise what they don't do, eg lesbian show. Part of this bad experience was my fault for not performing, but they had made this awkward for me. If I'm paying someone, I want them to make me feel good about myself.
Recommended: No
Would You Return: No



Grrr

The Hardacres, it's grim oop North, etc...

I wonder if they have a mystery shoppper system in place for escorts?

C-C-C-C-C-C-Combo breaker!

PPinaPearTree wrote:C-C-C-C-C-C-Combo breaker!

Very good. Shows how bored i was.

If that's the site I think it is then i'll have to take a look-see and find some amusing ones myself.

These reviews are amazing!!