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Breaking News! Black pudding saves butcher trapped in freezer
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 9:15 am
by Preezy
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-42648624Important News Story wrote:A butcher who became trapped in a walk-in freezer escaped thanks to a frozen black pudding.
With the beef too slippery and the lamb too big, he happened on the "best thing" - the black pudding...
Chris the Butcher wrote:It was the right shape
. I used it like the police use battering rams
to break door locks in. It was solid, pointed and I could get plenty of weight behind it
.
Happy Friday everyone
Re: Breaking News! Black pudding saves butcher trapped in freezer
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 9:19 am
by Rex Kramer
What the hell had he been doing to the beef that made it too slippery?
Re: Breaking News! Black pudding saves butcher trapped in freezer
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 9:30 am
by Moggy
I saw this story yesterday. It is therefore not breaking news.
Preezy, you are fake news.
Re: Breaking News! Black pudding saves butcher trapped in freezer
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 9:31 am
by Preezy
Moggy wrote:I saw this story yesterday. It is therefore not breaking news.
Preezy, you are fake news.
Re: Breaking News! Black pudding saves butcher trapped in freezer
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 9:33 am
by Moggy
Preezy wrote:Moggy wrote:I saw this story yesterday. It is therefore not breaking news.
Preezy, you are fake news.
I was going to go for that pint with you but I heard that the pub was sold by Karl for PEANUTS and I am now not coming to cut your ribbon. SAD!
Re: Breaking News! Black pudding saves butcher trapped in freezer
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 10:11 am
by Lagamorph
The guy is just thankful he didn't have to eat that disgusting shite. Freezing to death would've been the preferable option over that.
Re: Breaking News! Black pudding saves butcher trapped in freezer
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 10:41 am
by Hexx
"Terrible food saves man who let H&S standards slip"
Why is this news everywehre
Re: Breaking News! Black pudding saves butcher trapped in freezer
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 10:43 am
by Moggy
Lagamorph wrote:The guy is just thankful he didn't have to eat that disgusting shite. Freezing to death would've been the preferable option over that.
Hexx wrote:"Terrible food saves man who let H&S standards slip"
Why is this news everywehre
strawberry floating militant vegans.
Re: Breaking News! Black pudding saves butcher trapped in freezer
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 10:44 am
by Hexx
Moggy wrote:Lagamorph wrote:The guy is just thankful he didn't have to eat that disgusting shite. Freezing to death would've been the preferable option over that.
Hexx wrote:"Terrible food saves man who let H&S standards slip"
Why is this news everywehre
strawberry floating militant vegans.
How do you know if someone's vegan?
Re: Breaking News! Black pudding saves butcher trapped in freezer
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 10:45 am
by Victor Mildew
Black pudding is strawberry floating amazing with a cooked breakfast. Even better, have a chicken breast stuffed with it and wrapped in Smokey bacon. Nomomomomnom
Re: Breaking News! Black pudding saves butcher trapped in freezer
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 10:46 am
by Hexx
Ad7 wrote:Black pudding is strawberry floating amazing with a cooked breakfast. Even better, have a chicken breast stuffed with it and wrapped in Smokey bacon. Nomomomomnom
Scum
Re: Breaking News! Black pudding saves butcher trapped in freezer
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 10:48 am
by Lagamorph
Hexx wrote:"Terrible food saves man who let H&S standards slip"
Why is this news everywehre
Whoa whoa whoa there Hexx.
Describing Black Pudding as 'food' is going a bit far don't you think?
Re: Breaking News! Black pudding saves butcher trapped in freezer
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 10:52 am
by Moggy
How can you tell when Lagamorph doesn't like something?
Re: Breaking News! Black pudding saves butcher trapped in freezer
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 11:01 am
by DML
Black pudding is god tier food. All the people who don't like it have never actually eaten it.
Re: Breaking News! Black pudding saves butcher trapped in freezer
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 11:07 am
by Errkal
DML wrote:Black pudding is god tier food. All the people who don't like it have never actually eaten it.
Re: Breaking News! Black pudding saves butcher trapped in freezer
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 11:10 am
by Victor Mildew
I imagine the kind of people who don't like black pudding are the same people that have steak cooked well done because they 'don't like blood' even though meat is drained of all blood when it's butchered. Same people who only order chicken Korma, sweet and sour with plain rice and eat frozen chips every single night. Oh mummy can you cut the crusts off my bread I don't like them they spoil the taste of my smooth peanut butter.
Re: Breaking News! Black pudding saves butcher trapped in freezer
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 11:38 am
by Hexx
Errkal wrote:DML wrote:Black pudding is god tier food. All the people who don't like it have never actually eaten it.
I've eaten it
It's rank.
You're rank
Re: Breaking News! Black pudding saves butcher trapped in freezer
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 11:39 am
by Hexx
Ad7 wrote:I imagine the kind of people who don't like black pudding are the same people that have steak cooked well done because they 'don't like blood' even though meat is drained of all blood when it's butchered. Same people who only order chicken Korma, sweet and sour with plain rice and eat frozen chips every single night. Oh mummy can you cut the crusts off my bread I don't like them they spoil the taste of my smooth peanut butter.
Nah just stopped eating scabs once I was over about 6 years old.
Re: Breaking News! Black pudding saves butcher trapped in freezer
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 12:13 pm
by Squinty
Moggy wrote:Preezy wrote:Moggy wrote:I saw this story yesterday. It is therefore not breaking news.
Preezy, you are fake news.
I was going to go for that pint with you but I heard that the pub was sold by Karl for PEANUTS and I am now not coming to cut your ribbon. SAD!
