Brexit Thread 2

[Jenuall]

[Mogg]
Working class people are still able to buy more than one set of clothes?!

How has this been allowed? Clearly we need to push further on the austerity measures.
[/Mogg]

Oddly enough the only set of clothes I've seen JRM wearing is that oversized suit.

Good point. I imagine he probably has a different version of that same suit for every day of the week.

Must be so boring for his butler, having to get him dressed into the same outfit everyday.

[Squinty]

Butler? Nanny more like.

[Moggy]

Butler? Nanny more like.

Are you saying he is too poor to afford a nanny and a butler?

[Squinty]

Butler? Nanny more like.

Are you saying he is too poor to afford a nanny and a butler?

He seems like a man with a penchant for weird kinks. Probably nappy related.

[Preezy]

When I was a boy growing up in England, I had a nanny. She was very strict. When I was a bad boy, she'd spank me, Lazlow. And now, Jacob needs a nanny because Jacob's been a very naughty boy.

[Jenuall]

When I was a boy growing up in England, I had a nanny. She was very strict. When I was a bad boy, she'd spank me, Lazlow. And now, Jacob needs a nanny because Jacob's been a very naughty boy.

How old is your son?

[Moggy]

When I was a boy growing up in England, I had a nanny. She was very strict. When I was a bad boy, she'd spank me, Lazlow. And now, Jacob needs a nanny because Jacob's been a very naughty boy.

How old is your son?

Son?

[Preezy]

When I was a boy growing up in England, I had a nanny. She was very strict. When I was a bad boy, she'd spank me, Lazlow. And now, Jacob needs a nanny because Jacob's been a very naughty boy.

How old is your son?

I dont have children! I can't stand the little brats!

[Hypes]

And now I have to pay to exchange my driving licence. Thanks Brexit

[Moggy]

And now I have to pay to exchange my driving licence. Thanks Brexit

Dat Brexit bonus.

[Preezy]

And now I have to pay to exchange my driving licence. Thanks Brexit

That's the price of freedom from the EUSSR buddy, the needs of the really massive majority outweigh the needs of generation snowflake

[Jenuall]

And now I have to pay to exchange my driving licence. Thanks Brexit

Dat Brexit bonus.

Fortunately Brexit provides both the problem and the solution.

No need to worry about exchanging your licence if you can't afford to drive any more!

[Moggy]

And now I have to pay to exchange my driving licence. Thanks Brexit

Dat Brexit bonus.

Fortunately Brexit provides both the problem and the solution.

No need to worry about exchanging your licence if you can't afford to drive any more!

No food = solves the obesity crisis

No money for petrol = solves the climate change crisis

Is there anything Brexit can’t fix?

[Dowbocop]

[Mogg]
Working class people are still able to buy more than one set of clothes?!

How has this been allowed? Clearly we need to push further on the austerity measures.
[/Mogg]

Oddly enough the only set of clothes I've seen JRM wearing is that oversized suit.

Good point. I imagine he probably has a different version of that same suit for every day of the week.

Must be so boring for his butler, having to get him dressed into the same outfit everyday.

As far as I'm aware, a gentleman's wardrobe consists of two summer suits, two winter suits, one morning suit and another one (dinner jacket?), so it probably is the same suit. No excuse for the horrible style and fit. In fairness I think I got that from an episode of New Tricks so it might be bollocks!

[aayl1]

twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1098912373245652993

[Lagamorph]

https://brexitornah.com/

[Moggy]

twitter.com/propertyspot/status/1099001367350390786

Hunt didn’t even know his wife’s ethnicity so how was he supposed to know?

And he’s still far more competent than Grayling.

[Peter Crisp]

To be fair at least he said the name of the country correctly and knew it was in Europe which is more than I'd expect from Trump.

[Lex-Man]

twitter.com/propertyspot/status/1099001367350390786

Hunt didn’t even know his wife’s ethnicity so how was he supposed to know?

And he’s still far more competent than Grayling.

There seems to be a problem with the way the Tories are briefing their ministers. You'd expect they'd be briefed on the countries they visit before turning up.

[Cuttooth]

May has delayed the second vote on her deal until 12th March. We're already reaching the point where businesses are directly suffering because of the threat of no deal being agreed, so doing this is absolutely shameful.