Brexit Thread 2

[Alvin Flummux]

twitter.com/jamesmb/status/1095656194860040192

We've agreed trade deals with only 7 countries out of the 69 covered by the EU

https://www.theguardian.com/business/20 ... e-deals-eu

Unsurprisingly, Seychelles and Zimbabwe are two of them

What's Zimbabwe buying from us, or what are we buying from them?

[KK]

Well, at least we’ve started the process. 7 is better than none.

Let’s get #GlassHalfFull trending worldwide.

[Moggy]

Well, at least we’ve started the process. 7 is better than none.

Let’s get #GlassHalfFull trending worldwide.

#10%full

[Moggy]

twitter.com/darrengrimes_/status/1095674838180642817

>break the law
>get £20k fine
>whine about it on Twitter
>get £75k from gullible muppets

Who says crime doesn’t pay?

[Photek]

It's a strange world when Sinn Fein are talking more sense than most.

twitter.com/JoeEDwyer/status/1095590612114571264

twitter.com/JoeEDwyer/status/1095591272436383744

She's meeting Corbyn later today.

[Rax]

Thats how insane this whole thing is, Sinn Fein are talking sense, strawberry floating hell!

[Lex-Man]

twitter.com/jamesmb/status/1095656194860040192

We've agreed trade deals with only 7 countries out of the 69 covered by the EU

https://www.theguardian.com/business/20 ... e-deals-eu

Unsurprisingly, Seychelles and Zimbabwe are two of them

What's Zimbabwe buying from us, or what are we buying from them?

Sadly she hasn't finished herself off with dodgy jam.

[BID0]

I didn't realise you could even get mould on jam... I thought I was prepared for Brexit

[Moggy]

I didn't realise you could even get mould on jam... I thought I was prepared for Brexit

After Brexit all we will have to eat is the mould that rich people have scraped off of their jam.

[NickSCFC]

I didn't realise you could even get mould on jam... I thought I was prepared for Brexit

After Brexit all we will have to eat is the mould that rich people have scraped off of their jam.

And rats

[Cheeky Devlin]

I didn't realise you could even get mould on jam... I thought I was prepared for Brexit

After Brexit all we will have to eat is the mould that rich people have scraped off of their jam.

And rats

For a treat we can have Rats covered in mouldy Jam.

[Preezy]

Mmmmm jam-ratty-patty

[Moggy]

I didn't realise you could even get mould on jam... I thought I was prepared for Brexit

After Brexit all we will have to eat is the mould that rich people have scraped off of their jam.

And rats

Don't talk shite. Everyone knows rats are the first to leave a sinking ship - they will all be living in France by March 29.

[NickSCFC]

I didn't realise you could even get mould on jam... I thought I was prepared for Brexit

After Brexit all we will have to eat is the mould that rich people have scraped off of their jam.

And rats

For a treat we can have Rats covered in mouldy Jam.

Rats are savoury, mouldy jam's the treat.

(I'm the one who's laughing because I actually love rat)

[Moggy]

twitter.com/danbloom1/status/1095674117850841092

This country is officially insane.

[Jenuall]

Arseholes who use the same knife for both the butter and jam are why we have to put up with mouldy jam.

My hatred for such people rivals that which I harbour for those who voted for brexit.

[Rex Kramer]

What kind of parsimonious bastard has jam long enough for it to go off?

[BID0]

Perhaps jam made from homeless people doesn't last as long as traditional fruit preserve

[Blue Eyes]

Both Airbus and Ford strawberry floating off now. If we do end up remaining would they stay even then? Is there even a strawberry floating smidgen of hope left?

[Moggy]

Both Airbus and Ford strawberry floating off now. If we do end up remaining would they stay even then? Is there even a strawberry floating smidgen of hope left?

There’s pretty much no hope of remaining now. Maybe if May’s deal gets voted down again she will request an extension in order to hold another referendum, but that is a very very slim chance. Pretty much non-existent in fact. It’s far more likely that she’ll just crash us out on no deal.

If we did end up remaining, then some of the companies might reverse their decisions to leave, it will all depend on how far down the line their exit plans are and also how they view the UK. If they think there is a chance the UK will do this stupid gooseberry fool again in a few years, then they might think they are better off just leaving now.