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Re: Brexit Thread 2

Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2018 7:47 pm
by Lagamorph

twitter.com/bbclaurak/status/1016392953349197824


Re: Brexit Thread 2

Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2018 7:49 pm
by DML
I'm gonna quit my job, because flump must mean flump.

Re: Brexit Thread 2

Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2018 7:50 pm
by Return_of_the_STAR
Lagamorph wrote:

twitter.com/bbclaurak/status/1016392953349197824



A large number but not enough to force a leadership vote.

Re: Brexit Thread 2

Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2018 8:23 pm
by Lagamorph

twitter.com/faisalislam/status/1016399741905788929


Re: Brexit Thread 2

Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2018 8:29 pm
by Rex Kramer
I'd imagine that being Boris's secretary means he's tried to strawberry float him on at least 5 occasions.

Re: Brexit Thread 2

Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2018 8:59 pm
by Squinty
Lagamorph wrote:

twitter.com/faisalislam/status/1016399741905788929



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Re: Brexit Thread 2

Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2018 9:15 pm
by Qikz
Lagamorph wrote:

twitter.com/faisalislam/status/1016399741905788929



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Re: Brexit Thread 2

Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2018 10:14 pm
by Dual
This is moving quicker than a game of AYAW

Re: Brexit Thread 2

Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2018 10:27 pm
by satriales
Dual wrote:This is moving quicker than a game of AYAW

May is the Alpha, and the closest tories are now lynching themselves to protect her (except Boris who is obviously Village Idiot). Villagers are being cruelly picked off, weakest and poorest first, but they will win in the end!!

Re: Brexit Thread 2

Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2018 10:30 pm
by Dangerblade
Dual wrote:This is moving quicker than a game of AYAW

THERESA MAY has been found DEAD.





She was...









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A banana split!

Re: Brexit Thread 2

Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2018 10:40 pm
by Victor Mildew
Now we’ve had several calls during the last few hours, about a humorous comment I made some time ago. Just to reassure you, Theresa May is not dead. It was a humorous intro into a song which seems to have been taken a bit too literally by one or two listeners, and a newspaper.

So just to repeat, Theresa May is not dead. Unless she went in the night and is yet to be discovered by the maid.

Re: Brexit Thread 2

Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2018 10:49 pm
by Qikz
Hey, atleast Jeremy Hunt is away from the NHS.

Our foreign relations are so strawberry floated he couldn't possib-ly make them any worse.

Re: Brexit Thread 2

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2018 9:01 am
by Photek
If May survives this, with all the mentalists going, surely this could all lead to a soft Brexit?

:D

Re: Brexit Thread 2

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2018 9:11 am
by Moggy
Photek wrote:If May survives this, with all the menalists going, surely this could all lead to a soft Brexit?

:D


I detest May, but it would be hilarious if she survived and Boris never again made it off of the back benches.

Re: Brexit Thread 2

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2018 9:13 am
by Photek
The sticking point could be the back stop and the DUP who are getting more and more militant in their insanity. The back stop will move the border to the Irish sea, it's the only one that will work but once again we had DUP brexit dude on RTE this morning telling us Brexit is as much Dublins fault as the UK.

strawberry float off you banana splits.

Re: Brexit Thread 2

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2018 9:14 am
by Return_of_the_STAR
Photek wrote:If May survives this, with all the menalists going, surely this could all lead to a soft Brexit?

:D


Not from what they were saying on newsnight yesterday, assuming this is correct they were saying that the legal position that was voted through parliament is that we will leave the eu on the 31st March 2019 in a hard Brexit if no other deal is agreed. I’m not convinced this has made any deal anymore likely. Everything is so fractured I can just see them arguing all the way up to the 31st and then suddenly we’ve exited the EU.

Re: Brexit Thread 2

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2018 9:15 am
by Moggy
Photek wrote:The sticking point could be the back stop and the DUP who are getting more and more militant in their insanity. The back stop will move the border to the Irish sea, it's the only one that will work but once again we had DUP brexit dude on RTE this morning telling us Brexit is as much Dublins fault as the UK.

strawberry float off you banana splits.


Leavers will never admit anything is their fault. It’s the EU and Remainers that are to blame. Everything would have been wonderful if the EU stopped bullying and the Remainers just got behind it.

Re: Brexit Thread 2

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2018 9:17 am
by Photek
Return_of_the_STAR wrote:
Photek wrote:If May survives this, with all the menalists going, surely this could all lead to a soft Brexit?

:D


Not from what they were saying on newsnight yesterday, assuming this is correct they were saying that the legal position that was voted through parliament is that we will leave the eu on the 31st March 2019 in a hard Brexit if no other deal is agreed. I’m not convinced this has made any deal anymore likely. Everything is so fractured I can just see them arguing all the way up to the 31st and then suddenly we’ve exited the EU.

I forgot March 2019 was the deadline, WTF has DD being doing for 2 strawberry floating years? Jesus christ.

This Whitepaper is due to be ratified by October so hopefully, with it being published Thursday, it will be able to negotiate the finer points. The EU has said the same thing since negotiations started, this is the first time the UK have finally put a proposal together, laughable.

Re: Brexit Thread 2

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2018 9:26 am
by Lex-Man
Photek wrote:
Return_of_the_STAR wrote:
Photek wrote:If May survives this, with all the menalists going, surely this could all lead to a soft Brexit?

:D


Not from what they were saying on newsnight yesterday, assuming this is correct they were saying that the legal position that was voted through parliament is that we will leave the eu on the 31st March 2019 in a hard Brexit if no other deal is agreed. I’m not convinced this has made any deal anymore likely. Everything is so fractured I can just see them arguing all the way up to the 31st and then suddenly we’ve exited the EU.

I forgot March 2019 was the deadline, WTF has DD being doing for 2 strawberry floating years? Jesus christ.

This Whitepaper is due to be ratified by October so hopefully, with it being published Thursday, it will be able to negotiate the finer points. The EU has said the same thing since negotiations started, this is the first time the UK have finally put a proposal together, laughable.


The question is will it be agreed?

Re: Brexit Thread 2

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2018 9:41 am
by Photek
lex-man wrote:
Photek wrote:
Return_of_the_STAR wrote:
Photek wrote:If May survives this, with all the menalists going, surely this could all lead to a soft Brexit?

:D


Not from what they were saying on newsnight yesterday, assuming this is correct they were saying that the legal position that was voted through parliament is that we will leave the eu on the 31st March 2019 in a hard Brexit if no other deal is agreed. I’m not convinced this has made any deal anymore likely. Everything is so fractured I can just see them arguing all the way up to the 31st and then suddenly we’ve exited the EU.

I forgot March 2019 was the deadline, WTF has DD being doing for 2 strawberry floating years? Jesus christ.

This Whitepaper is due to be ratified by October so hopefully, with it being published Thursday, it will be able to negotiate the finer points. The EU has said the same thing since negotiations started, this is the first time the UK have finally put a proposal together, laughable.


The question is will it be agreed?

Not at the start no, May phoned our PM Varadkar last week with some details of the white paper and he seems happy about what was discussed, not with everything, the absense of talking about the back stop has been flagged but it's the closest the EU and UK have been to any indication so far.