Brexit Thread 3 - Project Reality

[Jenuall]

So what is it?

[Moggy]

So what is it?

[Jenuall]

So what is it?

[Victor Mildew]

So what is it?

Too slow chicken marango!

[Jenuall]

So what is it?

Too slow chicken marango!

It's "Marengo" you moron. Too slow Chicken Marengo. There's no such thing as "Chicken Marango"!

[Victor Mildew]

So what is it?

Too slow chicken marango!

It's "Marengo" you moron. Too slow Chicken Marengo. There's no such thing as "Chicken Marango"!

Moggy's right you know, you have changed.

[Jenuall]

So what is it?

Too slow chicken marango!

It's "Marengo" you moron. Too slow Chicken Marengo. There's no such thing as "Chicken Marango"!

Moggy's right you know, you have changed.

If you start calling me "tetchy" then I'm going to have to render you unconscious using the Ionian nerve grip!

[Moggy]

So what is it?

Too slow chicken marango!

It's "Marengo" you moron. Too slow Chicken Marengo. There's no such thing as "Chicken Marango"!

Then explain this.

[Jenuall]

So what is it?

Too slow chicken marango!

It's "Marengo" you moron. Too slow Chicken Marengo. There's no such thing as "Chicken Marango"!

Then explain this.

That is a piece of crypto-fascist bourgeois crap!

[Moggy]

twitter.com/pointlesslettrs/status/1448229455688785923

Brexit is so great that I am eating homemade bread for Christmas dinner, strawberry float you France!!

[Tomous]

Angela, from Guernsey says, strawberry float the french!

[Moggy]

Angela, from Guernsey says, strawberry float the french!

In the Wirral they eat toad in the hole just like the little baby Jesus wanted.

[Victor Mildew]

Good grief

[Squinty]

Blitz spirit.

[Victor Mildew]

Why are the French suddenly deserving of this then? How would be eating dry bread in the dark bother Pascal of Riom?

[Moggy]

Blitz spirit.

By the time Christmas gets here we'll probably have no electric and so I'd welcome a blitz just so we can get some light and heat.

[Moggy]

Why are the French suddenly deserving of this then? How would be eating dry bread in the dark bother Pascal of Riom?

There's going to be a shortage of turkeys at Christmas, there are plans to import them from France. Some people would rather eat mouldy bread for Christmas rather than eat French turkey.

[Tomous]

CAN WE NORMALISE not having turkey for Christmas dinner?

Great opportunity to get rid of a boring meat

[Victor Mildew]

Take that France!

[Moggy]

twitter.com/rtenews/status/1448254171703091212

We are such an international embarrassment. We got away with being perfidious Albion back when we were a superpower. Now we are just spoiled children who are going to end up on the naughty step with no dinner.