Brexit Thread 3 - Project Reality

[Tomous]

Old but worth posting again:

twitter.com/RayStallwood/status/1526435358677909504

Chaos from Ed

[Preezy]

Yes but have you actually seen that man eat a sandwich, for heaven's sake?

[Moggy]

Yes but have you actually seen that man eat a sandwich, for heaven's sake?

Best stone tablet since Moses though

[Oblomov Boblomov]

Brexit exposes the profound immaturity of our society. The fact that it's causing such enormous damage and will continue to do so, yet the prospect of anyone with the ability to say "We should really knock it on the head and rejoin" remains a total fantasy, shows how idiotic and primitive we still are as a species. We've got no hope of joining the Intergalactic Confederacy before the century is out, in my opinion.

[Moggy]

Brexit exposes the profound immaturity of our society. The fact that it's causing such enormous damage and will continue to do so, yet the prospect of anyone with the ability to say "We should really knock it on the head and rejoin" remains a total fantasy, shows how idiotic and primitive we still are as a species. We've got no hope of joining the Intergalactic Confederacy before the century is out, in my opinion.

I think WW3 has to happen before we invent the warp drive and start the Federation.

Blame Cheeky Devlin for me now knowing about Star Trek.

[Lagamorph]

Brexit exposes the profound immaturity of our society. The fact that it's causing such enormous damage and will continue to do so, yet the prospect of anyone with the ability to say "We should really knock it on the head and rejoin" remains a total fantasy, shows how idiotic and primitive we still are as a species. We've got no hope of joining the Intergalactic Confederacy before the century is out, in my opinion.

I think WW3 has to happen before we invent the warp drive and start the Federation.

Blame Cheeky Devlin for me now knowing about Star Trek.

Yeah but you weren't supposed to know that yet! You've been skipping ahead!

[Moggy]

Brexit exposes the profound immaturity of our society. The fact that it's causing such enormous damage and will continue to do so, yet the prospect of anyone with the ability to say "We should really knock it on the head and rejoin" remains a total fantasy, shows how idiotic and primitive we still are as a species. We've got no hope of joining the Intergalactic Confederacy before the century is out, in my opinion.

I think WW3 has to happen before we invent the warp drive and start the Federation.

Blame Cheeky Devlin for me now knowing about Star Trek.

Yeah but you weren't supposed to know that yet! You've been skipping ahead!

Skipping ahead? I'm 30 years behind everyone else in the thread

[Stugene]

Brexit exposes the profound immaturity of our society. The fact that it's causing such enormous damage and will continue to do so, yet the prospect of anyone with the ability to say "We should really knock it on the head and rejoin" remains a total fantasy, shows how idiotic and primitive we still are as a species. We've got no hope of joining the Intergalactic Confederacy before the century is out, in my opinion.

I think WW3 has to happen before we invent the warp drive and start the Federation.

Blame Cheeky Devlin for me now knowing about Star Trek.

We've got the Irish Unification and the Bell Riots in 2024 first. One step at a time.

[Nibble]

Brexit exposes the profound immaturity of our society. The fact that it's causing such enormous damage and will continue to do so, yet the prospect of anyone with the ability to say "We should really knock it on the head and rejoin" remains a total fantasy, shows how idiotic and primitive we still are as a species. We've got no hope of joining the Intergalactic Confederacy before the century is out, in my opinion.

Why blame society when we can, with precision accuracy, lay the blame at Brexit advocates and Leave voters?
OK, OK, a special shout out to Tory voters in the 2015 GE.

[Garth]

Former Foreign Office diplomat:

twitter.com/alexhallhall/status/1526688781973311488

[Victor Mildew]

Brexit exposes the profound immaturity of our society. The fact that it's causing such enormous damage and will continue to do so, yet the prospect of anyone with the ability to say "We should really knock it on the head and rejoin" remains a total fantasy, shows how idiotic and primitive we still are as a species. We've got no hope of joining the Intergalactic Confederacy before the century is out, in my opinion.

I think WW3 has to happen before we invent the warp drive and start the Federation.

Blame Cheeky Devlin for me now knowing about Star Trek.

Yeah but you weren't supposed to know that yet! You've been skipping ahead!

Skipping ahead? I'm 30 years behind everyone else in the thread

And in real life amirite

[Moggy]

twitter.com/dmreporter/status/1527220145386553347

And after that the mad pricks can demand the return of Wessex and Mercia! No, strawberry float that, let's get back to city states, that'll fix everything!!!!!!

[Rex Kramer]

"It was those damned unelected EU bureaucrats that were holding us"
"No, it's the pesky Irish wanting their Good Friday Agreement and cake"
"No, it's the Scottish with their haggis and bru"

English exceptionalism is a strawberry floating disease and, quite probably, the actual thing holding back the country.

[Xeno]

twitter.com/dmreporter/status/1527220145386553347

And after that the mad pricks can demand the return of Wessex and Mercia! No, strawberry float that, let's get back to city states, that'll fix everything!!!!!!

I vote we become Italian again.

[Squinty]

CHECKMATE ENGLAND!

[OrangeRKN]

It would make the UK nicer for the other nations tbf

[Cheeky Devlin]

As a vocal supporter of Scottish Independence I wholeheartedly support this idea.

How would the DUP feel about the whole thing as technically the UK would just be made up of Scotland, NI and Wales for the remaining years it has before inevitably disolving into just 4 countries?

They wouldn't know which way to go.

[Moggy]

As a vocal supporter of Scottish Independence I wholeheartedly support this idea.

How would the DUP feel about the whole thing as technically the UK would just be made up of Scotland, NI and Wales for the remaining years it has before inevitably disolving into just 4 countries?

They wouldn't know which way to go.

The DUP would be in favour of joining into a union with the newly independent protestant republic, Canterbury Union of New Territory States.

[Cheeky Devlin]

As a vocal supporter of Scottish Independence I wholeheartedly support this idea.

How would the DUP feel about the whole thing as technically the UK would just be made up of Scotland, NI and Wales for the remaining years it has before inevitably disolving into just 4 countries?

They wouldn't know which way to go.

The DUP would be in favour of joining into a union with the newly independent protestant republic, Canterbury Union of New Territory States.

[Preezy]

We should abolish the Union and bring back the Heptarchy - Make Mercia Great Again!