Brexit Thread 3 - Project Reality

[That's not a growth]

With the graphic of the London eye in the background that haggis looks like it's in a mug.

[Jenuall]

The hint of tartan in the British Haggis design might still be too much of a Scottish reference for some hardcore English racists!

[Lagamorph]

Devil's advocate: that could be the Co-op allaying fears that they don't fly in ice from the Antarctic like in that Simpsons episode.

twitter.com/nicktolhurst/status/1365223064334721028

[Dual]

I don't want to eat any of that Scottish foreign haggis. Just good old Fashioned British haggis for me thanks.

[<]:^D]

british fancy peas

[Moggy]

Devil's advocate: that could be the Co-op allaying fears that they don't fly in ice from the Antarctic like in that Simpsons episode.

twitter.com/nicktolhurst/status/1365223064334721028

Most of them won't be produced locally. To say "made in Britain", I think they only have to be packaged here. So you can have "British carrots" grown in Spain.

[Rex Kramer]

Yes Brussels Sprouts producers, the reason no one buys them is that they think they're from Belgium and not because they're strawberry floating vile.

[<]:^D]

brussel sprouts are lovely youre just a bad cook

[Victor Mildew]

I heard an American order a drink while in Mexico and asked for the ice cubes to be made with American water.

[Hexx]

Take control of our waters!

twitter.com/ABridgen/status/1365973245158187010

[Squinty]

Lets start a trade war with a massive trading bloc. That'll work well.

[Dual]

They need our S H E L L F I S H more than we need their B O T T L E D W A T E R!

[Benzin]

Citation needed on that contaminated chicken line; surely that would be massive news much like the horse meat incident?

[Moggy]

Citation needed on that contaminated chicken line; surely that would be massive news much like the horse meat incident?

Only place I can see claiming that is the Daily Mail.

[Victor Mildew]

Citation needed on that contaminated chicken line; surely that would be massive news much like the horse meat incident?

Surely there's a colonel of truth in it.

[Moggy]

twitter.com/BritishSave/status/1366861714831081473

We are ruled by lying simpletons.

[Rex Kramer]

It's amazing that making us an international laughing stock isn't grounds for dismissal (though I guess we'd need an entirely new cabinet if it was).

[Moggy]

twitter.com/guardiannews/status/1367374330947117056

Brexit gets better and better.

[Squinty]

Good stuff. Thanks Brexit.

[Lex-Man]

Apparently the EU are delaying a vote on Brexit as they can't trust us.