Brexit Thread 3 - Project Reality

[Moggy]

twitter.com/pointlesslettrs/status/1217733677620383744

Bloody Remainers stopping the Big Ben bongs.

[Preezy]

Imagine that being the front page story of a national newspaper.

[Moggy]

Imagine that being the front page story of a national newspaper.

Sounds like you are a treacherous ReMOANer. Get behind Brexit you traitor scum!

Bong bong bong for Brexit!

[Hexx]

Imagine that being the front page story of a national newspaper.

They're utterly desperate for 31st Jan to be "Brexit Day". That's when Brexit happens. That's Brexit done.

There's then a long period where....nothing changes! Look at that. Remainers were project fearing you! NOTHING HAPPENED. You were right to vote Brexit. You got all that freedom/money back for no downsides. How brave were you for standing up to them?

Then after a period...things going wrong? Bloody EU not agreeing to stuff/changing terms! (Nothing to do with Brexit or your vote. Things were fine after Brexit. You're perfect you little snowflake)

[Preezy]

I can't wait for 01 February when the King assembles the army to take back our former garrisons in Normandy and then marches onward to Jerusalem - Christendom shall rise again!

[Photek]

I can't wait for 01 February when the King assembles the army to take back our former garrisons in Normandy and then marches onward to Jerusalem - Christendom shall rise again!

I guarantee that this would give lots of Brexiteers a boner!

[Moggy]

I can't wait for 01 February when the King assembles the army to take back our former garrisons in Normandy and then marches onward to Jerusalem - Christendom shall rise again!

I guarantee that this would give lots of Brexiteers a boner!

I doubt it, Charles would look ridiculous in a suit of armour.

[Moggy]

twitter.com/DMReporter/status/1217793877219987457

Blue passports, fish and bongs.

[Hexx]

twitter.com/GeorgeWParker/status/1217797257719959552

[Lex-Man]

twitter.com/GeorgeWParker/status/1217797257719959552

Do you think it's deflection. Keep people away from the important stuff by creating click bate stories.

[Squinty]

I can't wait for 01 February when the King assembles the army to take back our former garrisons in Normandy and then marches onward to Jerusalem - Christendom shall rise again!

I guarantee that this would give lots of Brexiteers a boner!

I doubt it, Charles would look ridiculous in a suit of armour.

Get Harry to do it. Oh wait, they hate him now because his wife is black.

[Victor Mildew]

This strawberry floating country

[Moggy]

I can't wait for 01 February when the King assembles the army to take back our former garrisons in Normandy and then marches onward to Jerusalem - Christendom shall rise again!

I guarantee that this would give lots of Brexiteers a boner!

I doubt it, Charles would look ridiculous in a suit of armour.

Get Harry to do it. Oh wait, they hate him now because his wife is black.

It’ll have to be Andrew then. Sure he’s a paedophile but he’s a white Christian paedophile so they’ll be cool with that.

[Hexx]

I can't wait for 01 February when the King assembles the army to take back our former garrisons in Normandy and then marches onward to Jerusalem - Christendom shall rise again!

I guarantee that this would give lots of Brexiteers a boner!

I doubt it, Charles would look ridiculous in a suit of armour.

Get Harry to do it. Oh wait, they hate him now because his wife is black.

I'm willing to bet she's preggers or trying.

Can you imagine our press and mixed race baby prince/princess?

[Blue Eyes]

I can't wait for 01 February when the King assembles the army to take back our former garrisons in Normandy and then marches onward to Jerusalem - Christendom shall rise again!

I guarantee that this would give lots of Brexiteers a boner!

I doubt it, Charles would look ridiculous in a suit of armour.

Get Harry to do it. Oh wait, they hate him now because his wife is black.

I'm willing to bet she's preggers or trying.

Can you imagine our press and mixed race baby prince/princess?

They already have a kid.

[Hexx]

I can't wait for 01 February when the King assembles the army to take back our former garrisons in Normandy and then marches onward to Jerusalem - Christendom shall rise again!

I guarantee that this would give lots of Brexiteers a boner!

I doubt it, Charles would look ridiculous in a suit of armour.

Get Harry to do it. Oh wait, they hate him now because his wife is black.

I'm willing to bet she's preggers or trying.

Can you imagine our press and mixed race baby prince/princess?

They already have a kid.

I'd feel shame at my lack of knowledge - but I really couldn't give two figs about royalty.

[Squinty]

I can't wait for 01 February when the King assembles the army to take back our former garrisons in Normandy and then marches onward to Jerusalem - Christendom shall rise again!

I guarantee that this would give lots of Brexiteers a boner!

I doubt it, Charles would look ridiculous in a suit of armour.

Get Harry to do it. Oh wait, they hate him now because his wife is black.

I'm willing to bet she's preggers or trying.

Can you imagine our press and mixed race baby prince/princess?

They already have a kid.

I'd feel shame at my lack of knowledge - but I really couldn't give two figs about royalty.

I didn't actually know this until a few weeks ago. You aren't the only one.

[Meep]

Don't be ashamed. Not giving one gooseberry fool about the royal family just means you have your priorities in order.

[Pedz]

Surprising though. I don't give a gooseberry fool myself but there was massive outrage at some radio guy putting an image on Twitter saying that Harry and Megan have finally had their child (or shown him for the first time) and it was a picture of a monkey. People were pissed (and rightfully so) as Megan is mixed race (this the.correct term?) The guy said that he didn't know Megan was black and it was a joke. Whether true or not I have no clue.

[Moggy]

twitter.com/mrjamesob/status/1218076950683701248

So Johnson tells Leavers to crowdfund the Big Ben bongs, they do so and then those pesky ReMOANers stop them.