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Re: Brexit Thread 3 - Project Reality
Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2021 3:17 pm
by That's not a growth
With the graphic of the London eye in the background that haggis looks like it's in a mug.
Re: Brexit Thread 3 - Project Reality
Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2021 3:48 pm
by Jenuall
The hint of tartan in the British Haggis design might still be too much of a Scottish reference for some hardcore English racists!
Re: Brexit Thread 3 - Project Reality
Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2021 4:07 pm
by Lagamorph
Dowbocop wrote:Devil's advocate: that could be the Co-op allaying fears that they don't fly in ice from the Antarctic like in that Simpsons episode.
twitter.com/nicktolhurst/status/1365223064334721028
Re: Brexit Thread 3 - Project Reality
Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2021 4:36 pm
by Dual
I don't want to eat any of that Scottish foreign haggis. Just good old Fashioned British haggis for me thanks.
Re: Brexit Thread 3 - Project Reality
Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2021 5:56 pm
by <]:^D
british fancy peas
Re: Brexit Thread 3 - Project Reality
Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2021 5:56 pm
by Moggy
Lagamorph wrote:Dowbocop wrote:Devil's advocate: that could be the Co-op allaying fears that they don't fly in ice from the Antarctic like in that Simpsons episode.
twitter.com/nicktolhurst/status/1365223064334721028
Most of them won't be produced locally. To say "made in Britain", I think they only have to be packaged here. So you can have "British carrots" grown in Spain.
Re: Brexit Thread 3 - Project Reality
Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2021 5:59 pm
by Rex Kramer
Yes Brussels Sprouts producers, the reason no one buys them is that they think they're from Belgium and not because they're strawberry floating vile.
Re: Brexit Thread 3 - Project Reality
Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2021 6:21 pm
by <]:^D
brussel sprouts are lovely youre just a bad cook
Re: Brexit Thread 3 - Project Reality
Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2021 6:27 pm
by Victor Mildew
I heard an American order a drink while in Mexico and asked for the ice cubes to be made with American water.
Re: Brexit Thread 3 - Project Reality
Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2021 7:40 pm
by Hexx
Take control of our waters!
twitter.com/ABridgen/status/1365973245158187010
Re: Brexit Thread 3 - Project Reality
Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2021 7:47 pm
by Squinty
Lets start a trade war with a massive trading bloc. That'll work well.
Re: Brexit Thread 3 - Project Reality
Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2021 8:25 pm
by Dual
They need our S H E L L F I S H more than we need their B O T T L E D W A T E R!
Re: Brexit Thread 3 - Project Reality
Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2021 8:28 am
by Benzin
Citation needed on that contaminated chicken line; surely that would be massive news much like the horse meat incident?
Re: Brexit Thread 3 - Project Reality
Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2021 8:40 am
by Moggy
Benzin wrote:Citation needed on that contaminated chicken line; surely that would be massive news much like the horse meat incident?
Only place I can see claiming that is the Daily Mail.
Re: Brexit Thread 3 - Project Reality
Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2021 11:45 am
by Victor Mildew
Benzin wrote:Citation needed on that contaminated chicken line; surely that would be massive news much like the horse meat incident?
Surely there's a colonel of truth in it.
Re: Brexit Thread 3 - Project Reality
Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2021 9:10 am
by Moggy
twitter.com/BritishSave/status/1366861714831081473
We are ruled by lying simpletons.
Re: Brexit Thread 3 - Project Reality
Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2021 9:20 am
by Rex Kramer
It's amazing that making us an international laughing stock isn't grounds for dismissal (though I guess we'd need an entirely new cabinet if it was).
Re: Brexit Thread 3 - Project Reality
Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 10:47 am
by Moggy
twitter.com/guardiannews/status/1367374330947117056
Brexit gets better and better.
Re: Brexit Thread 3 - Project Reality
Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 1:39 pm
by Squinty
Good stuff. Thanks Brexit.
Re: Brexit Thread 3 - Project Reality
Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 2:05 pm
by Lex-Man
Apparently the EU are delaying a vote on Brexit as they can't trust us.