Brexit Thread 3 - Project Reality

[Rex Kramer]

twitter.com/JamesCleverly/status/1181158343571918849

James disproving the theory of nominative determinism.

[Victor Mildew]

Does he work for polygon?

[Squinty]

Got a brexit leaflet through my door from the government

[Moggy]

Got a brexit leaflet through my door from the government

YES BUT WHAT ABOUT THE MONEY CAMERON SPENT ON LEAFLETS

[Hypes]

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[Squinty]

Got a brexit leaflet through my door from the government

YES BUT WHAT ABOUT THE MONEY CAMERON SPENT ON LEAFLETS

It's so goddamn vague. It's like 4 pages.

[Garth]

twitter.com/Peston/status/1181334412698497024

[Cheeky Devlin]

Utterly pathetic.

[Garth]

twitter.com/lewis_goodall/status/1181331765929086981

[Moggy]

How will an EU country go to “the bottom of the queue” when the EU collectively negotiates trade deals?

It’s strawberry floating embarrassing that our government still do not understand that or are still pretending not to understand that.

And I am sure Leavers will condemn such language, remember when they were outraged when Obama said Britain would go to the back of the queue?

[Return_of_the_STAR]

If the EU went to the back of the queue would that still leave them at the front of the queue because I really haven’t seen a queue for deals with the UK yet

[Garth]

twitter.com/BethRigby/status/1181473310539943936

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twitter.com/BBCr4today/status/1181475970156498945

twitter.com/lewis_goodall/status/1181480182462533632

[Blue Eyes]

How will an EU country go to “the bottom of the queue” when the EU collectively negotiates trade deals?

It’s strawberry floating embarrassing that our government still do not understand that or are still pretending not to understand that.

And I am sure Leavers will condemn such language, remember when they were outraged when Obama said Britain would go to the back of the queue?

Queues aren't normally vertical either. They are so strawberry floating appallingly stupid. No wonder so many Brexit banana splits don't understand anything.

[Lex-Man]

If the EU went to the back of the queue would that still leave them at the front of the queue because I really haven’t seen a queue for deals with the UK yet

It's going to be like that South Park episode where Cartman gets a theme park. The EU will stand outside while Boris plays on all the rides until they beg to come in and offer anything for the privilege.

[Garth]

twitter.com/eucopresident/status/1181519363783974912

Thread from the Europe Editor of the Daily Telegraph:

twitter.com/pmdfoster/status/1181485601511608320

UK farmers would be so screwed.

[That]

We continue to put a gun to our own head, shouting "I'll do it! I'll really do it! You'd better give me what I want!".

[Garth]

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[Squinty]

I've already said about the dude I work with. His brother is a farmer down Maghera way, and he says he'll go out of business if it's no deal. These strawberry floating politician banana splits are strawberry floating with honest people trying to eek out a living. They need to step back and think about the ramifications.

[Moggy]

I've already said about the dude I work with. His brother is a farmer down Maghera way, and he says he'll go out of business if it's no deal. These strawberry floating politician banana splits are strawberry floating with honest people trying to eek out a living. They need to step back and think about the ramifications.

The trouble is Johnson, Rees-Mogg and Farage don’t care at all about a farmer in Northern Ireland. They wouldn’t piss on him if he was on fire.

Which way did that farmer vote btw?

[Blue Eyes]

Yep, this is real. But Brexit isn't about racism. Oh no.

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