Brexit Thread 3 - Project Reality

[Lex-Man]

twitter.com/telegraph/status/1234544055389999107

I hope you all had a patriotic breakfast this morning. If not, strawberry float off out of this country traitors.

Is this what counts as journalism now? Embarrassing.

https://www.theguardian.com/media/comme ... aph-titles

The Daily Telegraph is a newspaper with a great past, a pathetic present and an uncertain future. Its ownership is in doubt. Its profits have plummeted. Its editorial slavishness to the prime minister has turned it into such a laughing stock that it is now widely known as the “Daily Boris”.

[Moggy]

twitter.com/telegraph/status/1234544055389999107

I hope you all had a patriotic breakfast this morning. If not, strawberry float off out of this country traitors.

Is this what counts as journalism now? Embarrassing.

It’s not journalism. It’s state propaganda.

[Preezy]

Everyone knows that the best full Englishes are to be found on the Spanish Costas

[Lex-Man]

A full English with Chorizo would be amazing.

I was listening to a podcast about China this morning and wondering if the UK could ever get to the point where all news was controlled by the state.

[Meep]

Apparently the Telegraph readership has nosedived over the last year. Not really surprising. It's gone beyond having a political slant into straight up farce.

[Lagamorph]

Apparently the Telegraph readership has nosedived over the last year. Not really surprising. It's gone beyond having a political slant into straight up farce.

Desperately chasing that Daily Mail crowd.

[Dowbocop]

A full English with Chorizo would be amazing.

I was listening to a podcast about China this morning and wondering if the UK could ever get to the point where all news was controlled by the state.

If you're going to have chorizo at breakfast don't waste it on a fry up, make some huevos rancheros instead

[Moggy]

twitter.com/chriso_wiki/status/1235342801426096128

[Squinty]

Remumber teh time when Boudicka fout dem peeples. U need 2 belief in ur cuntry!!!!1!!!!!!!

[Jenuall]

Daisy Dunce more like!

[Preezy]

Has anyone seen those adverts for George V coins that are being released for the low low price of £199 or something - they reek of Brexit flag-waving.

[Hexx]

Listening to Barnier talk - and basically calling our leaders liars or incompotent - is amazing.

Why can't we have him in charge

[Hexx]

Listening to Barnier talk - and basically calling our leaders liars or incompotent - is amazing.

Why can't we have him in charge

[Moggy]

Is the new passport blue, black, blueish black or just a complete waste of strawberry floating time and money?

https://www.bbc.com/news/education-51737116

[Benzin]

Look white and gold tbh.

[Jenuall]

I keep asking myself just why that actual strawberry float anyone cares about this? It's a strawberry floating book that you show people when you go places, who gives a gooseberry fool what colour it is. Why the hell is strawberry floating over a whole country suddenly worth it because a bit of bloody paperwork is suddenly going to be a different colour. WHAT THE strawberry float IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!?

Of course you then realise that millions of people who wanted this kind of gooseberry fool have always had problems with things being a different colour to what they would like and you realise that the world is basically strawberry floated.

[Moggy]

I keep asking myself just why that actual strawberry float anyone cares about this? It's a strawberry floating book that you show people when you go places, who gives a gooseberry fool what colour it is. Why the hell is strawberry floating over a whole country suddenly worth it because a bit of bloody paperwork is suddenly going to be a different colour. WHAT THE strawberry float IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!?

Of course you then realise that millions of people who wanted this kind of gooseberry fool have always had problems with things being a different colour to what they would like and you realise that the world is basically strawberry floated.

Home Secretary Priti Patel has said the return to this "iconic blue" was "entwined with our national identity and I cannot wait to travel on one".

[Jenuall]

I keep asking myself just why that actual strawberry float anyone cares about this? It's a strawberry floating book that you show people when you go places, who gives a gooseberry fool what colour it is. Why the hell is strawberry floating over a whole country suddenly worth it because a bit of bloody paperwork is suddenly going to be a different colour. WHAT THE strawberry float IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!?

Of course you then realise that millions of people who wanted this kind of gooseberry fool have always had problems with things being a different colour to what they would like and you realise that the world is basically strawberry floated.

Home Secretary Priti Patel has said the return to this "iconic blue" was "entwined with our national identity and I cannot wait to travel on one".

As if travelling with a different colour passport is going to be in any way different!

strawberry floating morons.

[Dual]

I'm getting one of these

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Colour-Leather ... 0027&psc=1

[Moggy]

I'm getting one of these

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Colour-Leather ... 0027&psc=1

I’ve got a few years left on my current passport. But when that expires, I am getting one of these: