Canyonero

Fed up talking videogames? Why?
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PostRe: Canyonero
by smurphy » Mon Apr 06, 2009 10:32 pm

This just in... Homer Simpson sleeps in an oxygen tent which he believe gives him sexual powers.

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PostRe: Canyonero
by Dandy Kong » Mon Apr 06, 2009 10:37 pm

Lisa honey, are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
No.
Ham?
No.
Pork chops?
Dad! Those all come from the same animal!
Yeah, right Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

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PostRe: Canyonero
by Alvin Flummux » Mon Apr 06, 2009 11:03 pm

So one day, I stole a loaf of bread, put it in the freezer until it was very hard... then robbed a bank with it!

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PostRe: Canyonero
by Rightey » Mon Apr 06, 2009 11:55 pm

My stories better, it has Tigers!

Pelloki on ghosts wrote:Just start masturbating furiously. That'll make them go away.

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PostRe: Canyonero
by JK » Tue Apr 07, 2009 11:31 am

Shake harder boy!

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PostRe: Canyonero
by Ironhide » Tue Apr 07, 2009 3:00 pm

'Tis a fine barn but 'tis no pool, English.

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PostRe: Canyonero
by Rightey » Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:50 am

One from the comic

"I told ya, Willie only watches romantic comedies!"

Pelloki on ghosts wrote:Just start masturbating furiously. That'll make them go away.

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PostRe: Canyonero
by Saint of Killers » Sat Apr 11, 2009 1:51 am

Sinky sand!

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PostRe: Canyonero
by Psychic » Sat Apr 11, 2009 2:17 am

Of course the important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, it was the style at the time.

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PostRe: Canyonero
by Rightey » Sat Apr 11, 2009 2:25 am

The Sun's too bright!

Pelloki on ghosts wrote:Just start masturbating furiously. That'll make them go away.

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PostHomer:[thinking] Wow, Bart has feelings. Heh-heh, Mrs. Doody
by Saint of Killers » Sat Apr 11, 2009 10:41 pm

So, the substitute teacher comes in and says her name is Mrs. Doody, and everyone's looking at me like, "Take it, Bart! Run with it!" And it hits me, I've become a clown... a class clown. And it sickens me.

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PostRe: Canyonero
by Kanbei » Sat Apr 11, 2009 10:55 pm

"Oh, they have the internet on computers now!"

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PostRe: Canyonero
by SEP » Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:28 pm

This industry moves so fast it's really hard to tell. That's why I need a name that's cutting-edge, like CutCo, EdgeCom, Interslice... come on, Marge, you're good at these! Help me out!

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PostRe: Canyonero
by JK » Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:34 pm

Pie, I'm going to do this:

*chomp*

And if you happen to get in the way, then its your own fault!

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PostRe: Canyonero
by Rightey » Sun Apr 12, 2009 1:36 am

Wing passes to centre, back to wing, back to centre, centre holds it, holds it.

Pelloki on ghosts wrote:Just start masturbating furiously. That'll make them go away.

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PostRe: Canyonero
by Fm » Sun Apr 12, 2009 1:58 am

Last night's 'Itchy and Scratchy Show' was, without a doubt, the worst episode ever. Rest assured, I was on the internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.

Pedz wrote:recharging shields are gay.
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PostRe: Canyonero
by Rightey » Sun Apr 12, 2009 2:02 am

"I've got melt mania"

"I've got down syndrome!"

Pelloki on ghosts wrote:Just start masturbating furiously. That'll make them go away.

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PostRe: Canyonero
by Shawks » Sun Apr 12, 2009 2:09 am

I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called... "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."


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Alec Baldwin: Um, does anybody know where this came from?

Homer: Oh, there's that movie script I wrote! Where did you find it?

Alec: On my pillow.

Homer: The important thing is, it's got the perfect part for you. Either one of you! It's about a killer robot driving instructor who travels back in time for some reason. Ron Howard's attached to direct!

Ron Howard: I am not!

Homer: Well, he expressed an interest.

Ron: No I didn't!

Homer: Did too!

Ron: I did not!

Homer: You lie!

Alec: Yeah, Homer, um, most movie scripts are 120 pages. This is only seventeen. And several of the pages are just drawings of the time machine.

<holds up one of Homer's drawings; it appears to be a chair with a beach umbrella attached to the back and an alarm clock wired to the side>

Homer: So you're saying you don't want to star in my movie.

Alec: I'm sorry, Homer.

Homer: Well, if Alec is out, I'm out too. You're on your own, Potsie.

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Kim Basinger: Oh, look. Wasn't that a fun weekend?

Alec: Yeah. Homer was a pretty good guy. And we just tossed him out like a Golden Globe award. I've got to admit, I miss the way he used to tuck us in and kiss us on the forehead.

Kim: Forehead?

Alec: Aw, maybe I should've made his movie.

Kim: Yeah, it wasn't that bad. I mean the script might even work
if you got rid of the talking pie.

Alec: What, are you crazy? It's a buddy picture. Without the pie,
it would just be me on screen for two hours.

Kim: Oh, yeah, and you'd hate that.

Ron: No, no, no, you can't lose the pie! The pie's your heart.

Kim: Okay, okay, keep the damn pie. The point is, we weren't fair
to Homer. He screwed up, but he deserves another chance.

Alec: Yeah, everyone makes mistakes. I mean, we'd want another
chance if one of us ever made a bad film, right?
[the three of them sit in conspicuous silence]

-

<One month later, at the 20th Century Fox Film Studios, Ron Howard pitches a movie to a film executive, who sits at his desk>


Ron: [emotionally] And it grows, to a powerful, emotional
climax when the father has to choose which one of his
children will live ... and which one ... will die.

Executive: Pass.

[Ron lets out a sigh]

What else you got?

Ron: Well, well, there is this one thing. It's about a killer robot driving instructor that travels back in time for some reason.

Executive: I'm listening.

Ron: Okay, okay, well, you see ... this robot, he's got a heartbreaking decision to make about whether his best friend lives ... or dies.

Executive: Eh.

Ron: His best friend's a talking pie!

Executive: Sold! Howard, you've done it again!

<he hands Ron two large bags of money; Ron holds them up
and smiles, as the closing line from the "Happy Days"
theme plays>

http://www.snpp.com/episodes/5F19

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PostRe: Canyonero
by JK » Sun Apr 12, 2009 7:51 pm

Rightey wrote:Wing passes to centre, back to wing, back to centre, centre holds it, holds it.


Wing passes to centre! Back to wing! Back to centre! Centre holds it! HOLDS IT!

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PostRe: Canyonero
by Johnny Ryall » Sun Apr 12, 2009 7:54 pm

IronHide wrote:'Tis a fine barn but 'tis no pool, English.



D'oheth!


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