Chat Room Thread de Mayo.

[Sputnik]

A sundae is a load of ice cream with toppings and that and a milkshake is a drink.

Never cease to transmit your knowledge, headscout.

[Oh Teh Noes]

Okay guys, anyone eve flown with Ryanair before? I only ask because I'm planning a few days in Estonia in the middle of May, and easyJet are giving me return flight prices of about £80-£90, and Ryanair are quoting £25 return.

Do Ryanair sting on luggage or taxes or whatever more than easyJet or are they just cheaper somehow?

EDIT: Nvm, I didn't select a return flight. I'm an idiot. Still, it's now quoting £50, which is still the cheapest I've found so far.

[SEP]

Aren't they the ones that make you pay to use the toilet?

[Donk]

Absolutely legendary holiday period for me.

• Had a BBQ birthday party at mine over the Easter Weekend, with much drunkenness and tomfoolery.
• Awesome presents from said birthday included a couple of terribly hilarious dvds, nerf air guns, and an awesome private present.
• Went out on the bants in London to Bar Salsa. Good food, good cocktails, good women.
• A hamstring pull on Tuesday threatened the legendary-ness of the holiday, but I recovered in time for the rugby county cup final.
• In said final, I go over for the winning try with 10 minutes left of the game to win it for the team.
• Leinster beat Toulouse to get into the Heineken Cup Final
• Wake up in a beer haze today to find my name on the headline on the back page of the local paper.
• All together, I got 13 days off for 4 days off in total.

There's only a few ways that this could be even more legendary in the last day remaining, so I'm just going to be pleased with how it's gone.

[Buffalo]

People outside my house are being a bit too oi oi for my liking. Keep it down, yeah, I'm trying to play videogames

[Oh Teh Noes]

Jesus, who knew it would be so much effort to organise a four day holiday for one person?!

Flights, travel insurance, accommodation, trains to and from the airport, ferries for a day out in Helsinki... I think my brain is melting.

[Igor]

I feel really depressed but I know that, in the grand scheme of things, I'm much better off than that guy in Alabama, or that child in Libya.






I wish their suffering made me feel better though.

[Memento Mori]

People outside my house are being a bit too oi oi for my liking. Keep it down, yeah, I'm trying to play videogames

They're a bit too oi oi for your liking?

[Cosmo]

Two shitty days at work in a row, and now I might not be going out for Bank Holidays Bants.

This deal's getting worse all the time.

[Scotticus Erroticus]

I'm talking to a friend of mine on Facebook at the minute. We're playing truths, she says she's slept with 52 guys. You'd think she'd stop counting when the tally reaches the 3rd dozen.

[YouSmellOfWee]

People outside my house are being a bit too oi oi for my liking. Keep it down, yeah, I'm trying to play videogames

*insert token Buffalo OI OI gif here*

[The People's ElboReformat]

"Going to America" episode of Father Ted.

[smurphy]

Saw a guy fall from a tree swing today. Was perfect video material, so hard to contain my laughter.

[Madness]

Wasn't me, was it?

[Buffalo]

People outside my house are being a bit too oi oi for my liking. Keep it down, yeah, I'm trying to play videogames

*insert token Buffalo OI OI gif here*

What gif might this be?

[chalkitdown]

Pissing rain

[Qikz]

It was so windy last night one of my gate posts has been ripped out of the ground and is now laying on the floor.

It's still windy now.

[False]

Did it not occur to you that the gate post is sentient and perhaps wanted to leave?

The fact that you came out and looked at it has spooked it and imobilised it, a la toy story.

[Banjo]

Dissertation is due in tomorrow. Naturally I haven't started it (JOKE).

The pissing thing is a pain in the arse though, I still need to redo my introductions to chapters, I'm absolutely terrible at them. If I stick to the close textual analysis I can smash through the wordcount at lightning speed, but then I stop dead when I have to explain what it is I'm arguing.

Despite that, I wouldn't mind doing a post-grad course.

[JiggerJay]

Did it not occur to you that the gate post is sentient and perhaps wanted to leave?

The fact that you came out and looked at it has spooked it and imobilised it, a la toy story.

He didn't say he left the house!