Chicks and their ugly friends.

Fatal Exception wrote:

BobbyDigital wrote:

Fatal Exception wrote:

Red wrote:

Fatal Exception wrote:If you got **** blocked, it was probably her friends doing her a favour. No offence, but you don't seem like boyfriend material.

I'm impressed by how incredibly, sweetly naive you are.

So am I.

You women are an enigma to me. A sexy enigma. With tits.

You're actually a lame mayne, Red hit it on the head.

I wasn't tryna be her boyrfriend mayne, I was just tryna get my **** wet.

And you wonder why you get cockblocked

$ilva $hadow wrote:B!tches in a club aren't looking for boyfriend material Fatal. And to any female who says otherwise....No you're wrong.

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Fatal Exception wrote:

$ilva $hadow wrote:B!tches in a club aren't looking for boyfriend material Fatal. And to any female who says otherwise....No you're wrong.

I guess I fail. I always wondered how you're supposed to get to know someone with all that unsociably loud 'music'.

Fatal Exception wrote:

$ilva $hadow wrote:B!tches in a club aren't looking for boyfriend material Fatal. And to any female who says otherwise....No you're wrong.

I guess I fail. I always wondered how you're supposed to get to know someone with all that unsociably loud 'music'.

Igor wrote:

Fatal Exception wrote:

$ilva $hadow wrote:B!tches in a club aren't looking for boyfriend material Fatal. And to any female who says otherwise....No you're wrong.

I guess I fail. I always wondered how you're supposed to get to know someone with all that unsociably loud 'music'.

Sexy dance moves say more than words ever could. Do the worm, and it's like she can see into your soul.

BobbyDigital wrote:So I hit the club up yesterday mayne, you know how we do.

So I'm having a cancer stick and see this chick all on her Js. She looks at me so I wave her over. We get to talking and all that mayne and everythings good, then we go down stairs. Do our own thing for a lil bit and link up to go for a ciggie. All her friends gave me the and and maybe even a couple of when she introduced them to me. So anyway, her friend is like don't go with him, then another one is like, I need to get some fresh air. So we cutting it up and then outta the blue I feel a strong gust of wind, bitch striaght blew me out like a birthday candle mayne. Just breezed.

strawberry float these ugly ass broads who can't get mans who cock block the strawberry float outta me. I had this happen recently as well at a different spot. I think Ima have to employ a part-time assistant pimp to take care of these bitches that prevent their friends from experiencing the wonders of my dick mayne.

Do you know any cock blockers??? Have you ever been cock blocked??? Have you ever cock blocked anybody???

Share your experiences mayne so we can find a cure for this disease.

floydfreak wrote:

BobbyDigital wrote:So I hit the club up yesterday mayne, you know how we do.

So I'm having a cancer stick and see this chick all on her Js. She looks at me so I wave her over. We get to talking and all that mayne and everythings good, then we go down stairs. Do our own thing for a lil bit and link up to go for a ciggie. All her friends gave me the and and maybe even a couple of when she introduced them to me. So anyway, her friend is like don't go with him, then another one is like, I need to get some fresh air. So we cutting it up and then outta the blue I feel a strong gust of wind, ***** striaght blew me out like a birthday candle mayne. Just breezed.

**** these ugly ass broads who can't get mans who **** block the **** outta me. I had this happen recently as well at a different spot. I think Ima have to employ a part-time assistant pimp to take care of these bitches that prevent their friends from experiencing the wonders of my **** mayne.

Do you know any **** blockers??? Have you ever been **** blocked??? Have you ever **** blocked anybody???

Share your experiences mayne so we can find a cure for this disease.

did this happen in liquid

Fatal Exception wrote:Did I tell the story about the Ugly friend when I was at a mates house in wales years ago? He'd got talking to the hot one and hoped to get rid of the ugly one off on me.

I got so smashed I accidently threw a pint of cider over the ugly ones head while cheering at the bay watch theme coming on.

Once he'd stopped the biffer from punching me she dragged her hot friend off. Niether of us got lucky, but that was probably a good thing in retrospect.

Igor wrote:

Fatal Exception wrote:If you got cock blocked, it was probably her friends doing her a favour. No offence, but you don't seem like boyfriend material.

What has it got to do with his suitability as a boyfriend?

jamcc wrote:

Fatal Exception wrote:Did I tell the story about the Ugly friend when I was at a mates house in wales years ago? He'd got talking to the hot one and hoped to get rid of the ugly one off on me.

I got so smashed I accidently threw a pint of cider over the ugly ones head while cheering at the bay watch theme coming on.

Once he'd stopped the biffer from punching me she dragged her hot friend off. Niether of us got lucky, but that was probably a good thing in retrospect.

strawberry floating hell, was it a direct a hit?

Peter Crisp wrote:Am I the only person here who went to clubs just to get pissed and dance? Sure I talked to women while at those clubs but I was never in any condition to do anything sexy as I was always to drunk.

AerisHime wrote:Oh and the whole stuff applies to guys, too. Flirting or hooking up with a guy who is in a club with his mates just doesn't work.

Banjo wrote:

Peter Crisp wrote:Am I the only person here who went to clubs just to get pissed and dance? Sure I talked to women while at those clubs but I was never in any condition to do anything sexy as I was always to drunk.

I agree with that, the drinking and dancing is my prerogative, my general inability to do anything sexy means I just focus on having a good laugh.