Chicks and their ugly friends.

So I hit the club up yesterday mayne, you know how we do.

So I'm having a cancer stick and see this chick all on her Js. She looks at me so I wave her over. We get to talking and all that mayne and everythings good, then we go down stairs. Do our own thing for a lil bit and link up to go for a ciggie. All her friends gave me the and and maybe even a couple of when she introduced them to me. So anyway, her friend is like don't go with him, then another one is like, I need to get some fresh air. So we cutting it up and then outta the blue I feel a strong gust of wind, bitch striaght blew me out like a birthday candle mayne. Just breezed.

strawberry float these ugly ass broads who can't get mans who cock block the strawberry float outta me. I had this happen recently as well at a different spot. I think Ima have to employ a part-time assistant pimp to take care of these bitches that prevent their friends from experiencing the wonders of my dick mayne.

Do you know any cock blockers??? Have you ever been cock blocked??? Have you ever cock blocked anybody???

Share your experiences mayne so we can find a cure for this disease.

Can't say it's ever happend fam, but if you're dressed up like a rudeboy they'll probably think you're armed or shotting crack or something.

Abs wrote:Can't say it's ever happend fam, but if you're dressed up like a rudeboy they'll probably think you're armed or shotting crack or something.

Nah mayne, I wasn't really on that rude boi flex mayne.

I supose it just shows the power of girls and their freinds, they had a bigger influence on her than you, next time just whip out a massive bag of coke and a loaded 9mm, tell them you mean bussiness and that you don't strawberry float about, they'll love it I reckon.

Cats Hate Mangos wrote:

Now once upon a time not too long ago,
A ****** like myself had to strongarm a ho,

BobbyDigital wrote:So I hit the club up yesterday mayne, you know how we do.

So I'm having a cancer stick and see this chick all on her Js. She looks at me so I wave her over. We get to talking and all that mayne and everythings good, then we go down stairs. Do our own thing for a lil bit and link up to go for a ciggie. All her friends gave me the and and maybe even a couple of when she introduced them to me. So anyway, her friend is like don't go with him, then another one is like, I need to get some fresh air. So we cutting it up and then outta the blue I feel a strong gust of wind, bitch striaght blew me out like a birthday candle mayne. Just breezed.

strawberry float these ugly ass broads who can't get mans who cock block the strawberry float outta me. I had this happen recently as well at a different spot. I think Ima have to employ a part-time assistant pimp to take care of these bitches that prevent their friends from experiencing the wonders of my dick mayne.

Do you know any cock blockers??? Have you ever been cock blocked??? Have you ever cock blocked anybody???

Share your experiences mayne so we can find a cure for this disease.

Mayne, when I go clubbing there are bare girls throwing themself at me. I suggest you use



one time.

BobbyDigital wrote:

Cats Hate Mangos wrote:

Now once upon a time not too long ago,
A ****** like myself had to strongarm a ho,

If you got cock blocked, it was probably her friends doing her a favour. No offence, but you don't seem like boyfriend material.

They must be racist bitches mayne.



Seriously though, 'this' to FE.

BobbyDigital wrote:So I hit the club up yesterday mayne, you know how we do.

So I'm having a cancer stick and see this chick all on her Js. She looks at me so I wave her over. We get to talking and all that mayne and everythings good, then we go down stairs. Do our own thing for a lil bit and link up to go for a ciggie. All her friends gave me the and and maybe even a couple of when she introduced them to me. So anyway, her friend is like don't go with him, then another one is like, I need to get some fresh air. So we cutting it up and then outta the blue I feel a strong gust of wind, ***** striaght blew me out like a birthday candle mayne. Just breezed.

**** these ugly ass broads who can't get mans who **** block the **** outta me. I had this happen recently as well at a different spot. I think Ima have to employ a part-time assistant pimp to take care of these bitches that prevent their friends from experiencing the wonders of my **** mayne.

Do you know any **** blockers??? Have you ever been **** blocked??? Have you ever **** blocked anybody???

Share your experiences mayne so we can find a cure for this disease.

Can someone please translate this?

BobbyDigital wrote:So I hit the club up yesterday mayne, you know how we do.

So I'm having a cancer stick and see this chick all on her Js. She looks at me so I wave her over. We get to talking and all that mayne and everythings good, then we go down stairs. Do our own thing for a lil bit and link up to go for a ciggie. All her friends gave me the and and maybe even a couple of when she introduced them to me. So anyway, her friend is like don't go with him, then another one is like, I need to get some fresh air. So we cutting it up and then outta the blue I feel a strong gust of wind, bitch striaght blew me out like a birthday candle mayne. Just breezed.

strawberry float these ugly ass broads who can't get mans who cock block the strawberry float outta me. I had this happen recently as well at a different spot. I think Ima have to employ a part-time assistant pimp to take care of these bitches that prevent their friends from experiencing the wonders of my dick mayne.

Do you know any cock blockers??? Have you ever been cock blocked??? Have you ever cock blocked anybody???

Share your experiences mayne so we can find a cure for this disease.

Yeah, mayne.

That, or maybe her mates were looking out for her and she put their interests and concerns ahead of some bloke she met in a club who says stuff like "I think Ima have to employ a part-time assistant pimp to take care of these bitches that prevent their friends from experiencing the wonders of my dick mayne."

Just a thought.

Fatal Exception wrote:If you got cock blocked, it was probably her friends doing her a favour. No offence, but you don't seem like boyfriend material.

I'm impressed by how incredibly, sweetly naive you are.

I was hoping someone would post that gif of Jay-z from around glastonbury time, it was a wierd one where he seemed to be nodding with his eyes wide open, it looked really creepy!

JiggerJay wrote:I was hoping someone would post that gif of Jay-z from around glastonbury time, it was a wierd one where he seemed to be nodding with his eyes wide open, it looked really creepy!

There you go mayne

Fatal Exception wrote:

BobbyDigital wrote:

Cats Hate Mangos wrote:

Now once upon a time not too long ago,
A ****** like myself had to strongarm a ho,

They all look the same to me.

If you got **** blocked, it was probably her friends doing her a favour. No offence, but you don't seem like boyfriend material.

You wild homo mayne, why even considering if I would be good boyfriend material??? To be honest, all chicks I have dated I treated like princesses and given them more than they could ever want mayne. I treat them well and am honest and up front with them. You ever even dated a chick yet son???

Drunken_Master wrote:

Mayne, when I go clubbing there are bare girls throwing themself at me. I suggest you use



one time.[/quote]

I wear Lynx Africa actually mayne, don't worry, these chicks wasn't getting hit with the B.O.

Fatal Exception wrote:If you got cock blocked, it was probably her friends doing her a favour. No offence, but you don't seem like boyfriend material.

What has it got to do with his suitability as a boyfriend?

Anyway, yeah it's pretty annoying. The cockblockers tend to be fat as well. I was talking to a girl in a bar once, she wasn't amazingly gorgeous or anything, but very pretty. It was going well, in actual fact, it was going better than I thought it would, until she introduced her friends. She must have been hanging around with them to make herself feel better, because they were four ugly as sin girls, all fat, and all looking miserable. As soon as I was introduced to them, and they saw her friend was having fun with me, they said that they had to go, and that the girl had to go with them.

I lost her number four days later as well. Turd.

This is also as good a thread as any to moan about the fat girl in Psychology, who was blocking my view of the incredibly cute little blond girl that was sitting next to her. Fat bitch.

Red wrote:

Fatal Exception wrote:If you got cock blocked, it was probably her friends doing her a favour. No offence, but you don't seem like boyfriend material.

I'm impressed by how incredibly, sweetly naive you are.

So am I.

You women are an enigma to me. A sexy enigma. With tits.

That OP was harder to read than anything Rapper's ever posted.

Fatal Exception wrote:

Red wrote:

Fatal Exception wrote:If you got **** blocked, it was probably her friends doing her a favour. No offence, but you don't seem like boyfriend material.

I'm impressed by how incredibly, sweetly naive you are.

So am I.

You women are an enigma to me. A sexy enigma. With tits.

You're actually a lame mayne, Red hit it on the head.

I wasn't tryna be her boyrfriend mayne, I was just tryna get my dick wet.

Shadow wrote:That OP was harder to read than anything Rapper's ever posted.

What don't you understand about it mayne???

BobbyDigital wrote:

Fatal Exception wrote:

Red wrote:

Fatal Exception wrote:If you got **** blocked, it was probably her friends doing her a favour. No offence, but you don't seem like boyfriend material.

I'm impressed by how incredibly, sweetly naive you are.

So am I.

You women are an enigma to me. A sexy enigma. With tits.

You're actually a lame mayne, Red hit it on the head.

I wasn't tryna be her boyrfriend mayne, I was just tryna get my dick wet.

And you wonder why you get cockblocked