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We need more Christmas hype!!

The guestbook hasn't been opened yet, give it time.

Denster wrote:You can get earphones for that.

Shut down the hype train, someone at work wants us to go golfing for our team Christmas party.

Christmas is cancelled.

One of my favourite things about Christmas is the Christmas food shop. Time to stock up on the Dandelion & Burdock and cheese selection.

Jenuall wrote:Shut down the hype train, someone at work wants us to go golfing for our team Christmas party.

Christmas is cancelled.

Oh my.

Jenuall wrote:Shut down the hype train, someone at work wants us to go golfing for our team Christmas party.

Christmas is cancelled.

Ahh Christmas, the time of year when you want to be outside hitting a ball with a stick.

I hope your workmates all told him to strawberry float off.

Gemini73 wrote:

Jenuall wrote:Shut down the hype train, someone at work wants us to go golfing for our team Christmas party.

Christmas is cancelled.

Oh my.

My thoughts exactly.

Moggy wrote:

Jenuall wrote:Shut down the hype train, someone at work wants us to go golfing for our team Christmas party.

Christmas is cancelled.

Ahh Christmas, the time of year when you want to be outside hitting a ball with a stick.

I hope your workmates all told him to strawberry float off.

Exactly - such a logical choice.

He's in charge of organising it this year and has been known to force people into playing golf before. He was treated to a firm Gosling and swiftly told to reconsider his plans!

Jenuall wrote:[

Moggy wrote:

Jenuall wrote:Shut down the hype train, someone at work wants us to go golfing for our team Christmas party.

Christmas is cancelled.

Ahh Christmas, the time of year when you want to be outside hitting a ball with a stick.

I hope your workmates all told him to strawberry float off.

Exactly - such a logical choice.

He's in charge of organising it this year and has been known to force people into playing golf before. He was treated to a firm Gosling and swiftly told to reconsider his plans!

I know a chap at the pub who enjoys golf, however while he's generally a pleasant fells he seems to think everyone feel as passionate about his hobby as he does and so will drone on about whether asked or not. On top of that he looks at people like they're abnormal if they proclaim they're not fans of golf.

Must be a golf thing.

I just saw this thread again and thought of Christmas



I might have mini heroes for breakfast tomorrow to get ready!

Gemini73 wrote:

Jenuall wrote:[

Moggy wrote:

Jenuall wrote:Shut down the hype train, someone at work wants us to go golfing for our team Christmas party.

Christmas is cancelled.

Ahh Christmas, the time of year when you want to be outside hitting a ball with a stick.

I hope your workmates all told him to strawberry float off.

Exactly - such a logical choice.

He's in charge of organising it this year and has been known to force people into playing golf before. He was treated to a firm Gosling and swiftly told to reconsider his plans!

I know a chap at the pub who enjoys golf, however while he's generally a pleasant fells he seems to think everyone feel as passionate about his hobby as he does and so will drone on about whether asked or not. On top of that he looks at people like they're abnormal if they proclaim they're not fans of golf.

Must be a golf thing.

There's only one solution: Kill all the golfers!

Jenuall wrote:

Gemini73 wrote:

Jenuall wrote:[

Moggy wrote:

Jenuall wrote:Shut down the hype train, someone at work wants us to go golfing for our team Christmas party.

Christmas is cancelled.

Ahh Christmas, the time of year when you want to be outside hitting a ball with a stick.

I hope your workmates all told him to strawberry float off.

Exactly - such a logical choice.

He's in charge of organising it this year and has been known to force people into playing golf before. He was treated to a firm Gosling and swiftly told to reconsider his plans!

I know a chap at the pub who enjoys golf, however while he's generally a pleasant fells he seems to think everyone feel as passionate about his hobby as he does and so will drone on about whether asked or not. On top of that he looks at people like they're abnormal if they proclaim they're not fans of golf.

Must be a golf thing.

There's only one solution: Kill all the golfers!

Oh wait, you said golfers.....

Moggy wrote:

Jenuall wrote:

Gemini73 wrote:

Jenuall wrote:[

Moggy wrote:

Jenuall wrote:Shut down the hype train, someone at work wants us to go golfing for our team Christmas party.

Christmas is cancelled.

Ahh Christmas, the time of year when you want to be outside hitting a ball with a stick.

I hope your workmates all told him to strawberry float off.

Exactly - such a logical choice.

He's in charge of organising it this year and has been known to force people into playing golf before. He was treated to a firm Gosling and swiftly told to reconsider his plans!

I know a chap at the pub who enjoys golf, however while he's generally a pleasant fells he seems to think everyone feel as passionate about his hobby as he does and so will drone on about whether asked or not. On top of that he looks at people like they're abnormal if they proclaim they're not fans of golf.

Must be a golf thing.

There's only one solution: Kill all the golfers!

Oh wait, you said golfers.....

The gophers can stay, unless they also start trying to ruin Christmas!

I'm planning on a proper Brexit Christmas!

No Brussels sprouts whatsoever, and turkey can sod off as well.

Children plaaying, having fun!

Just make sure to get the cauliflower in. It is traditional.

Jenuall wrote:Just make sure to get the cauliflower in. It is traditional.

The origin of cauliflower is in the northern Mediterranean. It would not be allowed in a Brexit Christmas.

Them's the kind of rules the unelected euro elite would have brang in! I'll have my cauliflower and eat it, thank you!

I for one am going to Wetherspoons on October 31st, and not leaving until Christmas Day. Where I intend to eat British gammon, British carrots, British mashed potatoes, a pile of cauliflower (up yours, Barnier) and drink nothing but bitter bitter British wine.

And if some unelected foreign hippy tries climbing down my fireplace offering gifts, but probably seeking benefits, he's getting a proper paddling until he goes back where he came from.

And I'd pull the lever myself.

I JUST WANT A PROPER BRITISH CHRISTMAS ANGELA MERKEL!

LIKE THEY HAD IN THE MIDDLE EAST!

I don’t know what to do, I actually work with a couple of people who’ve never even tried a mince pie

Where the bloody hell are the snow effects and guestbook? I opened this topic to disappointment and now my Christmas cheer is gone!