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PostRe: Space! by **Festivus Maximus** » Tue Mar 06, 2018 3:07 pm

Well that's me converted.

PostRe: Space! by **Vermi Claus** » Tue Mar 06, 2018 3:08 pm

Moggy wrote:You missed the time he "proved" the Qur'an?

I'm afraid so.

PostRe: Space! by **Karl_** » Tue Mar 06, 2018 3:15 pm

"The oceans don't mix" :lol:

Why would anyone believe that nonsense? Even if you didn't know anything about physics you'd just Google 'ocean currents' and look at a picture of them, surely?

PostRe: Space! by **Partridge Iciclebubbles** » Tue Mar 06, 2018 3:19 pm

Karl wrote:"The oceans don't mix"

Why would anyone believe that nonsense? Even if you didn't know anything about physics you'd just Google 'ocean currents' and look at a picture of them, surely?

Google surface tension Karl. :roll:

PostRe: Space! by **still** » Tue Mar 06, 2018 3:53 pm

Karl wrote:"The oceans don't mix"

Why would anyone believe that nonsense? Even if you didn't know anything about physics you'd just Google 'ocean currents' and look at a picture of them, surely?

No, no, no. There are two oceans - as everyone can clearly see from your diagram. There's the east ocean and the west ocean, (mmm, or is it the north ocean and the south ocean?). Anyway they have absolutely nothing to do with each other. Those arrows just show where the oceans run along side each other NOT MIXING.

PostRe: Space! by **Festivus Maximus** » Tue Mar 06, 2018 3:55 pm

The gap in between the oceans is large enough to fit an entire, fully completed Panini sticker album.

PostRe: Space! by **still** » Tue Mar 06, 2018 4:13 pm

Preezy wrote:The gap in between the oceans is large enough to fit an entire, fully completed Panini sticker album.

Ah, but do you not realise, that if you could only take a look inside the mighty ocean dividing fully completed Panini sticker album, you would find that the true name of all the footballers is revealed. And that single name is Mohammed. Truly, our Lord Allah works in mysterious ways.

PostRe: Space! by **Vermi Claus** » Tue Mar 06, 2018 7:02 pm

Preezy wrote:The gap in between the oceans is large enough to fit an entire, fully completed Panini sticker album.

But what about when the england page is taken out after the team are withdrawn over this spy stuff?

PostRe: Space! by **Festivus Maximus** » Tue Mar 06, 2018 10:37 pm

Vermilion wrote:
Preezy wrote:The gap in between the oceans is large enough to fit an entire, fully completed Panini sticker album.

But what about when the england page is taken out after the team are withdrawn over this spy stuff?

I’ll have to consult the Koran and see what it says.

PostRe: Space! by **Alvin Flummux** » Wed Mar 07, 2018 2:44 am

Karl wrote:"The oceans don't mix"

Why would anyone believe that nonsense? Even if you didn't know anything about physics you'd just Google 'ocean currents' and look at a picture of them, surely?

I guarantee pictures like this with misleading captions like "Indian & Atlantic Oceans meet but don't mix!!" are to blame.

PostRe: Space! by **Victor Mistletoe** » Wed Mar 07, 2018 6:13 am

Looks like I need to go and buy a copy of Kerrang!

PostRe: Space! by **Dblock** » Wed Mar 07, 2018 8:59 pm

Ad7 wrote::o

Looks like I need to go and buy a copy of Kerrang!

Don't be disrespectful you small eared prick. You don't even wash your gooseberry fool, you just poop , wipe it off with tissue and mingle amongst people shaking hands, you nasty little gooseberry fool head.

How am I supposed to take someone serious who is incapable of washing his butt hole and only time he cleans himself is the shower. You than proceed to lick vaginas that only get washed whenever they shower with gooseberry fool streaks in their knickers.

Nasty bum

PostRe: Space! by **A Beautiful Kezmas Tree** » Wed Mar 07, 2018 9:19 pm

"Small eared prick!"

Ahahahahaha!!!!

Help! I am strawberry floating dying over here.

:lol:

PostRe: Space! by **Partridge Iciclebubbles** » Wed Mar 07, 2018 9:21 pm

Ad7 doesn’t wash his gooseberry fool? Dirty bastard.

Everyone knows you have to pull the gooseberry fool out of the toilet bowl and give it a good scrub before flushing it away.

PostRe: Space! by **Victor Mistletoe** » Wed Mar 07, 2018 9:21 pm

You've got me there

PostRe: Space! by **Peter Crisp** » Wed Mar 07, 2018 9:39 pm

Ad7 wrote:You've got me there

Do you have small ears?
Is that worse than having big ears?

PostRe: Space! by **Peter Crisp** » Wed Mar 07, 2018 9:41 pm

Dblock wrote:Don't be disrespectful you small eared prick. You don't even wash your gooseberry fool, you just poop , wipe it off with tissue and mingle amongst people shaking hands, you nasty little gooseberry fool head.

How am I supposed to take someone serious who is incapable of washing his butt hole and only time he cleans himself is the shower. You than proceed to lick vaginas that only get washed whenever they shower with gooseberry fool streaks in their knickers.

Nasty bum

I think I'm going to go out on a limb here and proclaim this the oddest post of the year.

It's going to take some real random bollocks to top it.

PostRe: Space! by **Festivus Maximus** » Wed Mar 07, 2018 10:25 pm

Dblock wrote:
Ad7 wrote::o

Looks like I need to go and buy a copy of Kerrang!

Don't be disrespectful you small eared prick. You don't even wash your gooseberry fool, you just poop , wipe it off with tissue and mingle amongst people shaking hands, you nasty little gooseberry fool head.

How am I supposed to take someone serious who is incapable of washing his butt hole and only time he cleans himself is the shower. You than proceed to lick vaginas that only get washed whenever they shower with gooseberry fool streaks in their knickers.

Nasty bum

Why are you obsessed with other guys’ bumholes?

PostRe: Space! by **Victor Mistletoe** » Wed Mar 07, 2018 10:47 pm

I feel like I found a shiny sticker in the pack with that insult.

I'm assuming the space in the thread title refers to that which is between Dblock's ample ears.

PostRe: Space! by **Pancake** » Wed Mar 07, 2018 11:27 pm

Moggy wrote:
Dblock wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Dblock wrote: how the first people on american soil were africans.

I bet that’s a shock to the native Americans.

The fact you still believe Native indian americans are the first just cemented the fact, you only repeat the drivel you hear in the corrupt educational system made by well known racist. History in general always makes the western society look good or important.

profound state of ignorance.

Enlighten us then oh wise one. What’s the evidence for people being in America before the native Americans?

To be fair, it's well established that humans (including Homo Sapiens) originated and spread out of Africa, so technically the first people on American soil were Africans, but of course, the people who settled in America did not consider themselves to be 'Africans' any more than they considered themselves to be 'native Americans', so I'm not really sure what his point was.

I like space, it's pretty awesome.

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