Confectionary Combat

PostRe: Confectionary Combat by **Cheeky Devlin** » Wed Apr 24, 2024 2:28 pm

Mentos and coke filled supersoakers with attachable gobstoppers and other hard candies that you can then launch at stupidly high speed.

PostRe: Confectionary Combat by **Curls** » Sun Apr 28, 2024 10:52 pm

Gotta be a huge toblerone hasn't it, it'd hellish damage. Like a good mace i imagine.

PostRe: Confectionary Combat by **Mommy Christmas** » Mon Apr 29, 2024 2:54 am

A 1980s Curly Wurly to help climb trees and also from the 80s, a Wham bar. Absolutely deadly and easily formed into a shiv.

PostRe: Confectionary Combat by **Moggy** » Mon Apr 29, 2024 7:09 am

Mommy Christmas wrote: a Wham bar.

PostRe: Confectionary Combat by **Mommy Christmas** » Mon Apr 29, 2024 8:10 am

Moggy wrote:
Mommy Christmas wrote: a Wham bar.

Poor George. All that fame turned him into a homosex.

PostRe: Confectionary Combat by **Victor Mildew** » Mon Apr 29, 2024 1:01 pm

PostRe: Confectionary Combat by **Godzilla** » Mon Apr 29, 2024 1:32 pm

Mommy Christmas wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Mommy Christmas wrote: a Wham bar.

Poor George. All that fame turned him into a homosex.

Why does George Michael have chocolate all over his face?

PostRe: Confectionary Combat by **Qikz** » Mon Apr 29, 2024 1:43 pm

site23 wrote:Custard pie to blind someone is a good idea. I feel you really have to think outside of the (Lindor) box here.

What's the worst sweet you could throw into someone's eyes -- can we do better than the pie? Maybe popping candy? Or like, if this doesn't stretch the definition of a sweet too much, you could throw sherbet powder like that "pocket sand" scene from King of the Hill?

Pocket Sherbet!

EDIT: I should've finished reading your post without coming up with what I thought was an original joke. :fp:

PostRe: Confectionary Combat by **site23** » Mon Apr 29, 2024 2:14 pm

I'm kind of upset that you gave up two sentences in to a four sentence post. Are my posts that bad? :cry:

PostRe: Confectionary Combat by **Qikz** » Mon Apr 29, 2024 2:20 pm

site23 wrote:I'm kind of upset that you gave up two sentences in to a four sentence post. Are my posts that bad?

I saw it, thought this could be funny and went to post then I went back to read it after. :lol:

PostRe: Confectionary Combat by **Moggy** » Mon Apr 29, 2024 3:09 pm

site23 wrote:I'm kind of upset

Why are you upset?

PostRe: Confectionary Combat by **site23** » Mon Apr 29, 2024 3:17 pm

Confectionary Combat

Who is online

Affiliates