Re: Confectionary Combat
Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2024 2:28 pm
Mentos and coke filled supersoakers with attachable gobstoppers and other hard candies that you can then launch at stupidly high speed.
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Re: Confectionary Combat
Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2024 10:52 pm
Gotta be a huge toblerone hasn't it, it'd hellish damage. Like a good mace i imagine.
Re: Confectionary Combat
Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2024 2:54 am
A 1980s Curly Wurly to help climb trees and also from the 80s, a Wham bar. Absolutely deadly and easily formed into a shiv.
Re: Confectionary Combat
Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2024 7:09 am
Mommy Christmas wrote: a Wham bar.
Re: Confectionary Combat
Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2024 8:10 am
Moggy wrote:Mommy Christmas wrote: a Wham bar.
Poor George. All that fame turned him into a homosex.
Re: Confectionary Combat
Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2024 1:01 pm
Re: Confectionary Combat
Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2024 1:32 pm
Mommy Christmas wrote:Moggy wrote:Mommy Christmas wrote: a Wham bar.
Poor George. All that fame turned him into a homosex.
Why does George Michael have chocolate all over his face?
Re: Confectionary Combat
Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2024 1:43 pm
site23 wrote:Custard pie to blind someone is a good idea. I feel you really have to think outside of the (Lindor) box here.
What's the worst sweet you could throw into someone's eyes -- can we do better than the pie? Maybe popping candy? Or like, if this doesn't stretch the definition of a sweet too much, you could throw sherbet powder like that "pocket sand" scene from King of the Hill?
Pocket Sherbet!
EDIT: I should've finished reading your post without coming up with what I thought was an original joke.
Re: Confectionary Combat
Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2024 2:14 pm
I'm kind of upset that you gave up two sentences in to a four sentence post. Are my posts that bad?
Re: Confectionary Combat
Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2024 2:20 pm
site23 wrote:I'm kind of upset that you gave up two sentences in to a four sentence post. Are my posts that bad?
I saw it, thought this could be funny and went to post then I went back to read it after.
Re: Confectionary Combat
Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2024 3:09 pm
site23 wrote:I'm kind of upset
Why are you upset?
Re: Confectionary Combat
Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2024 3:17 pm
