Confectionary Combat

PostConfectionary Combat by **Godzilla** » Thu Apr 18, 2024 8:12 am

The year is 2025, society has collapsed, our only entertainment is arena combat. But due to cutbacks we only have Chocolate and sweets as weapons.

What 2 chocolate bars/sweets do you take into the arena?

*Each battle is to the death

* Weather is a cool autumn day, so no chance of instant melting

* All chocolate and sweets must be packaging free (so no bludgeoning someone to death with a 2kg 1980's Quality Street Tin.

*Some of your opponents may have nut allergies, so all nuts must be declared.

PostRe: Confectionary Combat by **Tomous** » Thu Apr 18, 2024 8:13 am

Hershey's, that'll strawberry float them up

PostRe: Confectionary Combat by **LewisD** » Thu Apr 18, 2024 8:13 am

Double decker
And
A slab of rock hard toffee that can be sharpened like obsidian into a dagger.

PostRe: Confectionary Combat by **Moggy** » Thu Apr 18, 2024 8:20 am

A giant Toblerone to use as a club, plus a custard pie to blind my opponent (in a hilarious way).

Something with a lot of nuts in (a Topic bar perhaps). Should whittle the allergy sufferers out nice and early.

Edit - do Topic bar's still exist? If not then bonus points for me inflicting food poisoning.

PostRe: Confectionary Combat by **site23** » Thu Apr 18, 2024 8:29 am

Custard pie to blind someone is a good idea. I feel you really have to think outside of the (Lindor) box here.

What's the worst sweet you could throw into someone's eyes -- can we do better than the pie? Maybe popping candy? Or like, if this doesn't stretch the definition of a sweet too much, you could throw sherbet powder like that "pocket sand" scene from King of the Hill?

PostRe: Confectionary Combat by **rinks** » Thu Apr 18, 2024 8:33 am

A stick of rock to use as a weapon, and a Twinkie because of the excellent sugar rush (the choice of Genghis Khan).

PostRe: Confectionary Combat by **Godzilla** » Thu Apr 18, 2024 9:05 am

Chocolate Orange, one good throw to the head and they'll be dead.

Packets of refreshers, crumbled up and blown into the face of my opponent. The sugar crystals and chemicals blinding them, getting into their nose and mouth, their last words a fizzing gargled plea for a glass of water and a wet wipe.

PostRe: Confectionary Combat by **Jenuall** » Thu Apr 18, 2024 11:05 am

Flying saucers - the perfect form factor to deliver sugar dust destruction to the eyes of my opponent from afar!

Highland toffee bar in each hand to deliver close up justice to anyone who survives the UFO barrage. :nod:

PostRe: Confectionary Combat by **BID0** » Thu Apr 18, 2024 11:41 am

I’d smash a Crunchie against a table and stab people with the sharp end.

PostRe: Confectionary Combat by **Zilnad** » Thu Apr 18, 2024 11:47 am

Normal-sized gobstoppers all over the floor, opponent trips, I then bash their head in with a giant gobstopper. (Those things were ridiculous, I never managed to finish one.)

PostRe: Confectionary Combat by **Skarjo** » Thu Apr 18, 2024 12:19 pm

A Milky Way.

I have accepted my fate and will sit in the corner dwelling on my favourite memories of being seven years old before the sweet release of death.

PostRe: Confectionary Combat by **Victor Mildew** » Thu Apr 18, 2024 1:42 pm

A chocolate orange inside a sock would make a great murder weapon, because you could beat someone to death with it

PostRe: Confectionary Combat by **rinks** » Thu Apr 18, 2024 1:50 pm

And in that scenario, you don't have to worry about any superficial damage to the box.

PostRe: Confectionary Combat by **Victor Mildew** » Thu Apr 18, 2024 2:10 pm

I may have invalidated the warranty.

PostRe: Confectionary Combat by **Dowbocop** » Thu Apr 18, 2024 3:41 pm

Skarjo wrote:A Milky Way.

I have accepted my fate and will sit in the corner dwelling on my favourite memories of being seven years old before the sweet release of death.

I don't think I'd be fighting either. This is a society where there is no work, no weapons and only sweets, let the aliens who find our bones know we finally found peace...

But if pushed a toffee apple and a Snickers that has been in the freezer.

PostRe: Confectionary Combat by **jimbojango** » Thu Apr 18, 2024 3:54 pm

Curly wurly for close combat, humbugs for long range. Thunder dome combat rules.

PostRe: Confectionary Combat by **Cumberdanes** » Wed Apr 24, 2024 12:23 pm

A push pop filed down to a sharp point and you basically have a flick knife/shiv combined with ring pop knuckle dusters.

PostRe: Confectionary Combat by **False** » Wed Apr 24, 2024 2:03 pm

chocolate orange and a yorkie

or an airport toblerone

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