The Coronavirus Thread - Lockdown for at least 3 more weeks

Qikz wrote:
Curls wrote:Can someone please explain the joke to me in the thread tittle. I don't understand what dirty words Corona can be changed to. Obviously its something on-her but what? Cum?

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define. ... Know%20Her

Thanks. A lot of misunderstood jokes have just been realised!!

Meanwhile, in Taiwan...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-f ... fDmH94KJps

Well it's a 4ch*n post so I'm sure it's just someone playing a jo...

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/02/10/coronav ... dates.html

Coronavirus causes pneumonia in 15% of cases.

Ahhh poop.

Worthing Hospital A&E member of staff is one of eight UK coronavirus cases
https://www.itv.com/news/2020-02-12/staff-member-at-worthing-hospital-is-one-of-the-eight-uk-coronavirus-cases/

RIP in peace Drummy and me

I only live 40 minutes from Worthing and have never been to that hospital. RIP me :dread:

Preezy wrote:I only live 40 minutes from Worthing and have never been to that hospital. RIP me

I've eaten a few Werther's Originals so I'm basically a dead man walking now :cry:

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Preezy wrote:I only live 40 minutes from Worthing and have never been to that hospital. RIP me

You can't catch this virus through the interwebs, can you :dread:

Peter Crisp wrote:
Preezy wrote:I only live 40 minutes from Worthing and have never been to that hospital. RIP me

I've eaten a few Werther's Originals so I'm basically a dead man walking now .

Pretty normal for people who eat Werther's Originals though.

twitter.com/owillis/status/1226918856632999937

Totally clears the Coronovirus. Thank you!

twitter.com/RightWingWatch/status/1227657884395327489

A cure is already available.

"We're doing tremendous fraud" is probably one of the few times he's told the truth

Monkey Man wrote:

twitter.com/RightWingWatch/status/1227657884395327489

A cure is already available.

Killing things with silver?

Is Jim Bakker playing the new AYAW?

Praise the Lord

If we now have Warewovles it's surely only a matter of time now until we discover magic and can start training to become Mages.

I knew all along that D&D was real and this is finally proof. I'm so happy I could cry :cry:

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Dual wrote:Praise the Lord

Screw that guy, I'm sticking with the almighty Atheismo.

Peter Crisp wrote:If we now have Warewovles .

Is that a genuine typo or an attempt at confusing matters?

I say we can’t take the risk. Make me mayor and I will lynch Peter Crisp.

+1

People have been lynched for far less!

Moggy wrote:
Peter Crisp wrote:If we now have Warewovles .

Is that a genuine typo or an attempt at confusing matters?

I say we can’t take the risk. Make me mayor and I will lynch Peter Crisp.

Erm, I'm not saying anything else until I speak to my lawyer :shifty:

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The Watching Artist wrote:Worthing Hospital A&E member of staff is one of eight UK coronavirus cases
https://www.itv.com/news/2020-02-12/staff-member-at-worthing-hospital-is-one-of-the-eight-uk-coronavirus-cases/

RIP in peace Drummy and me

Worthing coronavirus: school pupil self-isolating after Worthing Hospital A&E visit
https://www.worthingherald.co.uk/education/worthing-coronavirus-school-pupil-self-isolating-after-worthing-hospital-ae-visit-1558200

Just down the road from work. It's coming for me. :dread:

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