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Re: Corona? I hardly know her! Coronavirus Reaches UK

Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2020 11:39 pm
by Curls
Qikz wrote:
Curls wrote:Can someone please explain the joke to me in the thread tittle. I don't understand what dirty words Corona can be changed to. Obviously its something on-her but what? Cum?


https://www.urbandictionary.com/define. ... Know%20Her




Thanks. A lot of misunderstood jokes have just been realised!!

Re: Corona? I hardly know her! Coronavirus Reaches UK

Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2020 6:41 pm
by Vermilion

Re: Corona? I hardly know her! Coronavirus Reaches UK

Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2020 10:09 pm
by Rightey
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Well it's a 4ch*n post so I'm sure it's just someone playing a jo...

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/02/10/coronav ... dates.html

Coronavirus causes pneumonia in 15% of cases.

Ahhh poop.

Re: Corona? I hardly know her! Coronavirus Reaches UK

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2020 12:21 pm
by The Watching Artist
Worthing Hospital A&E member of staff is one of eight UK coronavirus cases
https://www.itv.com/news/2020-02-12/staff-member-at-worthing-hospital-is-one-of-the-eight-uk-coronavirus-cases/

RIP in peace Drummy and me

Re: Corona? I hardly know her! Coronavirus Reaches UK

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2020 12:22 pm
by Drumstick
:dread:

Re: Corona? I hardly know her! Coronavirus Reaches UK

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2020 12:34 pm
by Preezy
I only live 40 minutes from Worthing and have never been to that hospital. RIP me :dread:

Re: Corona? I hardly know her! Coronavirus Reaches UK

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2020 12:36 pm
by Peter Crisp
Preezy wrote:I only live 40 minutes from Worthing and have never been to that hospital. RIP me :dread:


I've eaten a few Werther's Originals so I'm basically a dead man walking now :cry: .

Re: Corona? I hardly know her! Coronavirus Reaches UK

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2020 12:37 pm
by Squinty
Preezy wrote:I only live 40 minutes from Worthing and have never been to that hospital. RIP me :dread:


You can't catch this virus through the interwebs, can you :dread:

Re: Corona? I hardly know her! Coronavirus Reaches UK

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2020 12:51 pm
by Lex-Man
Peter Crisp wrote:
Preezy wrote:I only live 40 minutes from Worthing and have never been to that hospital. RIP me :dread:


I've eaten a few Werther's Originals so I'm basically a dead man walking now :cry: .


Pretty normal for people who eat Werther's Originals though.

Re: Corona? I hardly know her! Coronavirus Reaches UK

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2020 1:27 pm
by Dangerblade

twitter.com/owillis/status/1226918856632999937



Totally clears the Coronovirus. Thank you!

Re: Corona? I hardly know her! Coronavirus Reaches UK

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2020 1:43 pm
by Monkey Man

twitter.com/RightWingWatch/status/1227657884395327489



A cure is already available.

Re: Corona? I hardly know her! Coronavirus Reaches UK

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2020 1:48 pm
by Tomous
"We're doing tremendous fraud" is probably one of the few times he's told the truth

Re: Corona? I hardly know her! Coronavirus Reaches UK

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2020 1:52 pm
by Moggy
Monkey Man wrote:

twitter.com/RightWingWatch/status/1227657884395327489



A cure is already available.


Killing things with silver?

Is Jim Bakker playing the new AYAW?

Re: Corona? I hardly know her! Coronavirus Reaches UK

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2020 1:52 pm
by Dual
Praise the Lord

Re: Corona? I hardly know her! Coronavirus Reaches UK

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2020 2:05 pm
by Peter Crisp
If we now have Warewovles it's surely only a matter of time now until we discover magic and can start training to become Mages.

I knew all along that D&D was real and this is finally proof. I'm so happy I could cry :cry: .

Re: Corona? I hardly know her! Coronavirus Reaches UK

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2020 2:07 pm
by Peter Crisp
Dual wrote:Praise the Lord


Screw that guy, I'm sticking with the almighty Atheismo.

Re: Corona? I hardly know her! Coronavirus Reaches UK

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2020 2:10 pm
by Moggy
Peter Crisp wrote:If we now have Warewovles .


Is that a genuine typo or an attempt at confusing matters?

I say we can’t take the risk. Make me mayor and I will lynch Peter Crisp.

Re: Corona? I hardly know her! Coronavirus Reaches UK

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2020 2:12 pm
by Jenuall
+1

People have been lynched for far less!

Re: Corona? I hardly know her! Coronavirus Reaches UK

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2020 2:17 pm
by Peter Crisp
Moggy wrote:
Peter Crisp wrote:If we now have Warewovles .


Is that a genuine typo or an attempt at confusing matters?

I say we can’t take the risk. Make me mayor and I will lynch Peter Crisp.


Erm, I'm not saying anything else until I speak to my lawyer :shifty: .

Re: Corona? I hardly know her! Coronavirus Reaches UK

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2020 7:50 pm
by The Watching Artist
The Watching Artist wrote:Worthing Hospital A&E member of staff is one of eight UK coronavirus cases
https://www.itv.com/news/2020-02-12/staff-member-at-worthing-hospital-is-one-of-the-eight-uk-coronavirus-cases/

RIP in peace Drummy and me

Worthing coronavirus: school pupil self-isolating after Worthing Hospital A&E visit
https://www.worthingherald.co.uk/education/worthing-coronavirus-school-pupil-self-isolating-after-worthing-hospital-ae-visit-1558200

Just down the road from work. It's coming for me. :dread: