The Coronavirus Thread - Lockdown for at least 3 more weeks

I am sure I have had the corona Virus already.

Probably caught it in Dubai, spread it to Dublin and now Barcelona - next stop Denmark and Germany

the Wirral area, where a special facility has been set up to quarantine Britons evacuated from Wuhan

RIP in peace Falsey

this was your destiny

I cheated death this morning by narrowly avoiding being ran over by an out of control car. If I'd left the house just a minute earlier I'd probably be dead now or at the very least severely injured. I've seen enough of those Final Destination movies to know what happens when you cheat death.

More cases of this globally than there were of SARS now. End times are coming!

Jenuall wrote:More cases of this globally than there were of SARS now. End times are coming!

Captain Trips is coming. strawberry float this, I am off to Colorado to live with Mother Abigail.

Rightey wrote:Boy, I sure do wonder why a lot of these diseases start out in China.


China:



Literally just threw the bat into the soup bowl. At least skin the thing first!

FYI, that picture was taken from a video of a tourist eating bat soup in Micronesia

Oh well, that's Britain done for. Hopefully they can keep this on the right side of the Irish Sea.

twitter.com/iancollinsuk/status/1223336822861856777

That coach driver will have it next seeing as he is not wearing any protective suit

Moggy wrote:

Jenuall wrote:More cases of this globally than there were of SARS now. End times are coming!

Captain Trips is coming. strawberry float this, I am off to Colorado to live with Mother Abigail.

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We have quite a few containers of stock coming over from China but they have been delayed and I am starting to get concerned about how it’s transmitted, could it be transmitted from products, packaging etc?

Apparently the bus driver didn’t need any protective clothing because the people were at the back of the bus, surely this can’t be right, they are all in the same air in a confined space

I ordered a fret wrap for my guitar from china. RIP in peace.

RichardUK wrote:We have quite a few containers of stock coming over from China but they have been delayed and I am starting to get concerned about how it’s transmitted, could it be transmitted from products, packaging etc?

I've been getting this question at work, and no, it's not a risk. It's a viral infection, and the virus will only survive a matter of hours outside of a living host to incubate in, so it won't be a risk by the time a shipping container has spent 7 weeks at sea. Can't speak for the crew, or any stowaways, but the container shouldn't be a risk.

Unless you're moving frozen refers and there's samples of the virus lying dormant possibly? That's not come up yet.

floydfreak wrote:

twitter.com/iancollinsuk/status/1223336822861856777

That coach driver will have it next seeing as he is not wearing any protective suit

He wants 2 weeks away from the wife I reckon.

Knoyleo wrote:

RichardUK wrote:We have quite a few containers of stock coming over from China but they have been delayed and I am starting to get concerned about how it’s transmitted, could it be transmitted from products, packaging etc?

I've been getting this question at work, and no, it's not a risk. It's a viral infection, and the virus will only survive a matter of hours outside of a living host to incubate in, so it won't be a risk by the time a shipping container has spent 7 weeks at sea. Can't speak for the crew, or any stowaways, but the container shouldn't be a risk.

Unless you're moving frozen refers and there's samples of the virus lying dormant possibly? That's not come up yet.

Plus they'll be in transit for 4-6 weeks anyway so everyone on the ship will be dead and it'll just be the Marie Celeste by now.

Can someone please explain the joke to me in the thread tittle. I don't understand what dirty words Corona can be changed to. Obviously its something on-her but what? Cum?

Curls wrote:Can someone please explain the joke to me in the thread tittle. I don't understand what dirty words Corona can be changed to. Obviously its something on-her but what? Cum?

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define. ... Know%20Her

I also saw a news story about some towns in China ordering cats and dogs to be destroyed as they fear they could transmit the virus... Despite the fact that there is no evidence of this.