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PostRe: Corona? I hardly know her! Coronavirus Reaches UK
by Rex Kramer » Thu Feb 13, 2020 8:14 pm

Sounds like a good way to get a week off playing video games.

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PostRe: Corona? I hardly know her! Coronavirus Reaches UK
by Pedz » Thu Feb 13, 2020 9:27 pm

Curls wrote:
Qikz wrote:
Curls wrote:Can someone please explain the joke to me in the thread tittle. I don't understand what dirty words Corona can be changed to. Obviously its something on-her but what? Cum?


https://www.urbandictionary.com/define. ... Know%20Her




Thanks. A lot of misunderstood jokes have just been realised!!


Thing is Corona ends with a sound like 'a' I not 'er'. Failure on the title.

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PostRe: Corona? I hardly know her! Coronavirus Reaches UK
by Choclet-Milk » Thu Feb 13, 2020 9:34 pm

Pedz wrote:
Curls wrote:
Qikz wrote:
Curls wrote:Can someone please explain the joke to me in the thread tittle. I don't understand what dirty words Corona can be changed to. Obviously its something on-her but what? Cum?


https://www.urbandictionary.com/define. ... Know%20Her




Thanks. A lot of misunderstood jokes have just been realised!!


Thing is Corona ends with a sound like 'a' I not 'er'. Failure on the title.

Clearly from the south.

Up north it's "ker-own-er". Like the larger.

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PostRe: Corona? I hardly know her! Coronavirus Reaches UK
by Pedz » Thu Feb 13, 2020 9:36 pm

Chocolate-Milk wrote:
Pedz wrote:
Curls wrote:
Qikz wrote:
Curls wrote:Can someone please explain the joke to me in the thread tittle. I don't understand what dirty words Corona can be changed to. Obviously its something on-her but what? Cum?


https://www.urbandictionary.com/define. ... Know%20Her




Thanks. A lot of misunderstood jokes have just been realised!!


Thing is Corona ends with a sound like 'a' I not 'er'. Failure on the title.

Clearly from the south.


Or, I know how to say Corona.

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PostRe: Corona? I hardly know her! Coronavirus Reaches UK
by Choclet-Milk » Thu Feb 13, 2020 9:37 pm

Pedz wrote:
Chocolate-Milk wrote:
Pedz wrote:
Curls wrote:
Qikz wrote:
Curls wrote:Can someone please explain the joke to me in the thread tittle. I don't understand what dirty words Corona can be changed to. Obviously its something on-her but what? Cum?


https://www.urbandictionary.com/define. ... Know%20Her




Thanks. A lot of misunderstood jokes have just been realised!!


Thing is Corona ends with a sound like 'a' I not 'er'. Failure on the title.

Clearly from the south.


Or, I know how to say Corona.

Like a southerner

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PostRe: Corona? I hardly know her! Coronavirus Reaches UK
by Oblomov Boblomov » Thu Feb 13, 2020 9:38 pm

Chocolate-Milk wrote:
Pedz wrote:
Chocolate-Milk wrote:
Pedz wrote:
Curls wrote:
Qikz wrote:
Curls wrote:Can someone please explain the joke to me in the thread tittle. I don't understand what dirty words Corona can be changed to. Obviously its something on-her but what? Cum?


https://www.urbandictionary.com/define. ... Know%20Her




Thanks. A lot of misunderstood jokes have just been realised!!


Thing is Corona ends with a sound like 'a' I not 'er'. Failure on the title.

Clearly from the south.


Or, I know how to say Corona.

Like a southerner

It's clearly 'cuh-row-nuh', you weirdos. Rhymes with one.

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PostRe: Corona? I hardly know her! Coronavirus Reaches UK
by Pedz » Thu Feb 13, 2020 9:39 pm

Chocolate-Milk wrote:
Pedz wrote:
Chocolate-Milk wrote:
Pedz wrote:
Curls wrote:
Qikz wrote:
Curls wrote:Can someone please explain the joke to me in the thread tittle. I don't understand what dirty words Corona can be changed to. Obviously its something on-her but what? Cum?


https://www.urbandictionary.com/define. ... Know%20Her




Thanks. A lot of misunderstood jokes have just been realised!!


Thing is Corona ends with a sound like 'a' I not 'er'. Failure on the title.

Clearly from the south.


Or, I know how to say Corona.

Like a southerner


Nah, not from England.

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PostRe: Corona? I hardly know her! Coronavirus Reaches UK
by Choclet-Milk » Thu Feb 13, 2020 9:39 pm

Well there's your problem.

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PostRe: Corona? I hardly know her! Coronavirus Reaches UK
by Jenuall » Thu Feb 13, 2020 9:42 pm

I don't think it's the grammatical problems that are really holding the joke back from greatness. ;)

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PostRe: Corona? I hardly know her! Coronavirus Reaches UK
by Choclet-Milk » Thu Feb 13, 2020 9:50 pm

I don't think grammar is the same as pronunciation ;)

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PostRe: Corona? I hardly know her! Coronavirus Reaches UK
by Jenuall » Thu Feb 13, 2020 9:57 pm

In linguistics, grammar (from Ancient Greek γραμματική) is the set of structural rules governing the composition of clauses, phrases and words in a natural language. The term refers also to the study of such rules and this field includes phonology, morphology and syntax, often complemented by phonetics, semantics and pragmatics.

Phonology is a branch of linguistics concerned with the systematic organization of sounds in spoken languages


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PostRe: Corona? I hardly know her! Coronavirus Reaches UK
by Choclet-Milk » Thu Feb 13, 2020 10:20 pm

Alright, fair enough. :slol:

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PostRe: Corona? I hardly know her! Coronavirus Reaches UK
by Return_of_the_STAR » Thu Feb 13, 2020 11:43 pm

I’m confused, why is this called Coronavirus, it is a form of Coronavirus yes but so was SARS. Why hasn’t this virus been given it’s own specific title?

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PostRe: Corona? I hardly know her! Coronavirus Reaches UK
by Jenuall » Fri Feb 14, 2020 12:21 am

Well it is "novel coronavirus" or nCoV technically, just like SARS was SARS-CoV, and all the other variations have their own identifier, people just tend to have ditched the novel bit for brevity I guess.

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PostRe: Corona? I hardly know her! Coronavirus Reaches UK
by Garth » Fri Feb 14, 2020 1:05 am

Think they're calling it Covid-19 now.

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PostRe: Corona? I hardly know her! Coronavirus Reaches UK
by Meep » Sat Feb 15, 2020 8:13 pm

There must be a bunch of nerds in these labs who spend hours trying to get these things defined by some vaguely threatening name or a snappy acronym.

I suppose you could argue it's easier to educate the public about something if it's name is easy to remember.

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PostRe: Corona? I hardly know her! Coronavirus Reaches UK
by Alvin Flummux » Sat Feb 15, 2020 9:19 pm

A snappy name will always get more recognition, hence why the Golden State Killer was such a big deal and so many other prolific killers are not.

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PostRe: Corona? I hardly know her! Coronavirus Reaches UK
by Lex-Man » Sat Feb 15, 2020 10:10 pm

It's also where you kill. California gets you more coverage.

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PostRe: Corona? I hardly know her! Coronavirus Reaches UK
by Drumstick » Sat Feb 15, 2020 10:37 pm

Alvin Flummux wrote:A snappy name will always get more recognition, hence why the Golden State Killer was such a big deal and so many other prolific killers are not.

That's a weird example to choose. The GSK was such a big deal because he operated for over a decade in different areas, committing numerous burglaries, dozens of rapes before moving onto murder whilst evading capture the entire time. He'd never have been caught if not for a familial DNA match.

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PostRe: Corona? I hardly know her! Coronavirus Reaches UK
by Alvin Flummux » Sat Feb 15, 2020 11:35 pm

Drumstick wrote:
Alvin Flummux wrote:A snappy name will always get more recognition, hence why the Golden State Killer was such a big deal and so many other prolific killers are not.

That's a weird example to choose. The GSK was such a big deal because he operated for over a decade in different areas, committing numerous burglaries, dozens of rapes before moving onto murder whilst evading capture the entire time. He'd never have been caught if not for a familial DNA match.


But without the GSK moniker devised by Michelle McNamara, the media would never have caught on like they did, and public awareness of the killer would've remained lower.


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