Coronavirus & stuff

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **Jenuall** » Fri Apr 09, 2021 2:37 pm

I'm not expecting it until late summer at the earliest

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **Victor Mildew** » Fri Apr 09, 2021 2:38 pm

Memento Mori wrote:Vaccine Calculator has pushed my first estimated vaccine date to June.

I had my letter through 2 days ago, and that calculator says June for me too.

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **Grumpy David** » Sat Apr 10, 2021 4:26 pm

https://coronavirus.data.gov.uk/details/vaccinations

32 million 1st doses done so essentially everyone in group 1 to 9 has some level of protection. :toot:

Booster doses coming along quickly too.

4 to 5 weeks from now will be particularly important as the last couple million in the vulnerable population will have built up a good level of protection so the very low numbers of hospital admissions and deaths should hopefully remain low even in the very likely event that positive cases do start to creep up.

twitter.com/VaccineStatusUK/status/1380905063162523662

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **Victor Mildew** » Mon Apr 12, 2021 12:16 pm

NHS Covid-19 app update blocked for breaking Apple and Google's rules

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-56713017

:lol:

The thing is strawberry floating useless anyway. We've not had a single alert of any kind from it and just don't bother at all now.

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **Jenuall** » Mon Apr 12, 2021 12:23 pm

How much money have they dumped on this shitty app now? :fp:

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **Victor Mildew** » Mon Apr 12, 2021 12:25 pm

Anyone know how to be friends with Matt Hancock? Might send him a CD or something and then watch that sweet £12bn contract wing it's way to me.

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **Winckle** » Mon Apr 12, 2021 12:40 pm

Victor Mildew wrote:Anyone know how to be friends with Matt Hancock? Might send him a CD or something and then watch that sweet £12bn contract wing it's way to me.

GRcade Christmas Number Wuns compilation?

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **Jenuall** » Mon Apr 12, 2021 12:42 pm

Winckle wrote:
Victor Mildew wrote:Anyone know how to be friends with Matt Hancock? Might send him a CD or something and then watch that sweet £12bn contract wing it's way to me.

GRcade Christmas Number Wuns compilation?

Victor snags the commission to produce a new Tory party theme tune :datass:

"I Wish We Could Be banana splits Everyday (Guess What? We Can!)"

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **Winckle** » Mon Apr 12, 2021 12:43 pm

Jenuall wrote:
Winckle wrote:
Victor Mildew wrote:Anyone know how to be friends with Matt Hancock? Might send him a CD or something and then watch that sweet £12bn contract wing it's way to me.

GRcade Christmas Number Wuns compilation?

Victor snags the commission to produce a new Tory party theme tune

"I Wish We Could Be banana splits Everyday (Guess What? We Can!)"

"Wheeen the plebs start dying and the toffs get all their payyyyy"

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **Victor Mildew** » Mon Apr 12, 2021 1:10 pm

That's this year's tune sorted then

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **Lagamorph** » Mon Apr 12, 2021 1:16 pm

twitter.com/martinbamford/status/1381513556173201408

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **Jenuall** » Mon Apr 12, 2021 1:18 pm

#worthit

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **Zilnad** » Mon Apr 12, 2021 1:20 pm

Poor old boys :lol:

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **Victor Mildew** » Mon Apr 12, 2021 1:20 pm

People are just so strawberry floating stupid.

Saw pubs opening at midnight, with Callum and the lads bringing the bants!

"Not gonna lie, I've been looking forward to this for ages!!!!!!!"

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **Jenuall** » Mon Apr 12, 2021 1:25 pm

I don't think I've got any interest in "going out" for a good while yet, we need the tidal wave of "Bantz Bois" to wear itself out before things might be back down to an acceptable background level of twattery.

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **Victor Mildew** » Mon Apr 12, 2021 1:28 pm

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **Jenuall** » Mon Apr 12, 2021 1:41 pm

What I'm trying to say is I don't want to go out and have another Chris Evans on my hands, spewing his bantz everywhere!

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **Victor Mildew** » Mon Apr 12, 2021 1:45 pm

No that IS what we want

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **Jenuall** » Mon Apr 12, 2021 1:48 pm

I'm your man!

Jenuall wrote:I don't think I've got any interest in "going out" for a good while yet, we need the tidal wave of "Bantz Bois" to wear itself out before things might be back down to an acceptable background level of twattery.

I think we'll need a few hot weekends before we get past that point, unfortunately.

strawberry float, if the May Bank Holidays aren't pissing it down they're going to be horrendous.

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