Coronavirus & stuff

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **Zilnad** » Wed Apr 22, 2020 1:44 pm

Lex-Man wrote:Considering I pay them £100 a month it's not great. Although I'll take what I can get and I have been driving a little bit.

What kind of car do you drive?! :shock:

And how many times have you crashed it?! :dread:

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **Tomous** » Wed Apr 22, 2020 1:48 pm

For those of us in two car households with at least 1 person WFH, it probably would have made sense to take one car off the road (assuming you have a private drive) and change the insurance to fire and theft only at the start of the lockdown. /hindsight

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **Cuttooth** » Wed Apr 22, 2020 1:50 pm

Zilnad wrote:
Lex-Man wrote:Considering I pay them £100 a month it's not great. Although I'll take what I can get and I have been driving a little bit.

What kind of car do you drive?! And how many times have you crashed it?!

Between this and his incarceration, this pandemic is making us ask a lot of questions of Lex Man.

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **Squinty** » Wed Apr 22, 2020 1:50 pm

Karl_ wrote:
Squinty wrote:What the strawberry float is a coronavirus? I've been asleep since 2015.

Before we talk about coronavirus, I have some bad news about the EU. And the US president.

The new Nintendo is a great console though.

Nintendo....is not teh doomed?

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **Vermilion** » Wed Apr 22, 2020 1:51 pm

Peter Crisp wrote:I just heard some devastating news.
The virus can be spread by farts so see now have to all wear pants when we go outside.

https://nypost.com/2020/04/20/can-the-c ... ugh-farts/

The authorities in Malawi are well prepared then.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-12363852

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **Dual** » Wed Apr 22, 2020 1:54 pm

Nothing about how 5G causes coronavirus in the OP?

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **Peter Crisp** » Wed Apr 22, 2020 1:58 pm

Dual wrote:Nothing about how 5G causes coronavirus in the OP?

Or about how this is a forum for sentient horses

.

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **Choclet-Milk** » Wed Apr 22, 2020 2:01 pm

Tomous wrote:
Squinty wrote:What the strawberry float is a coronavirus? I've been asleep since 2015.

Not much has changed, but we live underwater

Good news about your great great great granddaughter though :datass:

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **Peter Crisp** » Wed Apr 22, 2020 2:03 pm

Squinty wrote:
Karl_ wrote:
Squinty wrote:What the strawberry float is a coronavirus? I've been asleep since 2015.

Before we talk about coronavirus, I have some bad news about the EU. And the US president.

The new Nintendo is a great console though.

Nintendo....is not teh doomed?

Oh it's still teh doomed.
Microsoft have made a dream team development studio of Miyamoto and Molyneux that will make all games from now on and Nintendo and Sony have both agreed that they'll exit the games business in 2025 once the first game is released and all other games stop selling for obvious reasons.

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **Lex-Man** » Wed Apr 22, 2020 2:04 pm

Cuttooth wrote:
Zilnad wrote:
Lex-Man wrote:Considering I pay them £100 a month it's not great. Although I'll take what I can get and I have been driving a little bit.

What kind of car do you drive?! And how many times have you crashed it?!

Between this and his incarceration, this pandemic is making us ask a lot of questions of Lex Man.

I did my maths wrong it's actually just over 50 a month with breakdown cover. It's sadly not a very exciting car just a Ford Focus.

https://www.ft.com/content/67e6a4ee-3d0 ... 39799fa6ab

The coronavirus pandemic has already caused as many as 41,000 deaths in the UK, according to a Financial Times analysis of the latest data from the Office for National Statistics.

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by KK » Wed Apr 22, 2020 3:11 pm

Computer Arts Magazine, .Net, and Windows Help & Advice magazine (it was never clear to me if this was still an official publication or not) following Official Xbox Magazine in all closing their doors due to Covid.

The print industry is being decimated, evidently. When the sales figures of newspapers are revealed next month they're probably going to be diabolical.

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **Moggy** » Wed Apr 22, 2020 3:13 pm

KK wrote:When the sales figures of newspapers are revealed next month they're probably going to be diabolical.

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **Victor Mildew** » Wed Apr 22, 2020 3:27 pm

Moggy wrote:
KK wrote:When the sales figures of newspapers are revealed next month they're probably going to be diabolical.

I can say nothing except my thoughts are with readers of the daily mail at this difficult time.

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **Tomous** » Wed Apr 22, 2020 3:35 pm

#thoughtsandprayers

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **Cuttooth** » Wed Apr 22, 2020 3:37 pm

God could you imagine if The Sun, Mail, Telegraph, and Express just went under?

I mean you'd still have plenty of outlets for bigots but what a start it would be.

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **Trelliz** » Wed Apr 22, 2020 4:37 pm

I went out for about 20 minutes for a stroll and a quick stop at the local shop for some bits and pieces and in that time remembered why i hate people. Luckily I was planning on taking the long route, as the short route goes by a row of houses and there were about 6 people sat outside on the grass/pavement engaged in oi oi/lads!-tier banter, and as i was walking along the road some shaven-head prick passenger in a ford ka driving by leans out the window and says something unintelligible at me, which I consider myself fortunate for not having heard.

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **Victor Mildew** » Wed Apr 22, 2020 4:43 pm

20 mins until briefing bingo :toot:

UNPRECEDENTED
WE PROMISED XYZ, AND I CAN ANNOUNCE
I KNOW THAT MANY OF YOU
STRAIN EVERY SINEW
HEROES
FRONT LINE
MANY MORE
UP AND DOWN THE COUNTRY
TIRELESS
JUST AS I HAVE

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **Moggy** » Wed Apr 22, 2020 4:51 pm

Cuttooth wrote:God could you imagine if The Sun, Mail, Telegraph, and Express just went under?

I mean you'd still have plenty of outlets for bigots but what a start it would be.

It’d be a glorious world for a bit, but the morons would just end up getting “news” from Facebook and from watching Alex Jones online and we’d be even worse off.

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by KK » Wed Apr 22, 2020 4:55 pm

Victor Mildew wrote:20 mins until briefing bingo

UNPRECEDENTED
WE PROMISED XYZ, AND I CAN ANNOUNCE
I KNOW THAT MANY OF YOU
STRAIN EVERY SINEW
HEROES
FRONT LINE
MANY MORE
UP AND DOWN THE COUNTRY
TIRELESS
JUST AS I HAVE

By the time our one rolls around at 5 I'm still recovering from Trump Bingo the previous night...

Tremendous
We've done a great job
Fake News
Nasty Question
CNN
The Wall
He's a friend of mine, actually
Very Strong
Powerful
Very Smart
Nobody Knows Better Than Me
The cupboard was empty
No ammunition
We shut it down

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