Coronavirus & stuff

Corazon de Leon · PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **Corazon de Leon** » Fri May 22, 2020 8:23 am

Karl_ wrote:Re: clapping: there is someone round my way who keeps going out to clap by themselves at about 8.15 after everyone else has gone in. It's the third week they've done it now and I'm 100% sure they're taking the piss. Whoever they are I love them.

All of their clocks are fifteen minutes slow and they’re really confused as to why people are going out at 7.45pm to clap for carers.

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **Moggy** » Fri May 22, 2020 8:29 am

twitter.com/riegerreport/status/1263524533581029376

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **Qikz** » Fri May 22, 2020 8:53 am

Moggy wrote:

twitter.com/riegerreport/status/1263524533581029376

How the strawberry float do we live in a timeline where two of the stupidest people in the planet are state figures for both the US and UK.

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **Dual** » Fri May 22, 2020 8:53 am

WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM

Victor Mildew wrote:
Snowcannon wrote:You’re lucky that your clap is weekly, here in NYC it is every day at 7pm

Are you sure that's not gunfire?

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **Victor Mildew** » Fri May 22, 2020 9:16 am

Moggy wrote:

twitter.com/riegerreport/status/1263524533581029376

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PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **Mafro** » Fri May 22, 2020 2:24 pm

Moggy wrote:

twitter.com/riegerreport/status/1263524533581029376

The banana split's a real life SNL sketch.

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **Vermilion** » Fri May 22, 2020 2:33 pm

Went to Morrisons for the first time in ages today, and found they've changed the queueing system which meant i was able to breeze past all the disgruntled looking trolley pushers, grab my basket, and head straight inside with a smug sense of satisfaction!

:toot:

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **Mafro** » Fri May 22, 2020 2:43 pm

How long is it till we start seeing the effects of Gammon Day?

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **That** » Fri May 22, 2020 2:49 pm

Mafro wrote:How long is it till we start seeing the effects of Gammon Day?

Take this with a pinch of salt, but I think by the typical infection timeline, if hospitalisations are going to spike it'll be over the next week, and deaths probably over the following week?

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **Lex-Man** » Fri May 22, 2020 2:58 pm

With the bank holiday the reporting will probably be reduced to wednesday. So look for an uptick at the end of next week.

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by KK » Fri May 22, 2020 4:15 pm

The UK's weekly applause for front-line workers tackling the coronavirus outbreak has "had its moment" and should end next Thursday, the woman behind it has suggested.

Annemarie Plas said it would be "beautiful" to end it after its 10th week, and make it an annual event.
She said the public had "shown our appreciation" and it was now up to ministers to "reward" key workers.

The government has said it is considering how best to do so.

People have been clapping from their doorways and windows since 26 March - three days after the UK went into lockdown.

Dutch-born Londoner Ms Plas, who is credited with starting the nationwide applause, told BBC Radio 2's Jeremy Vine show that it was inspired by similar events in the Netherlands and around the world.

But she said: "Because this is the ninth time - and next week will be 10 times - I think that [it] would be beautiful [for it] to be the end of the series."

"Maybe there [it should] stop and then move to an annual moment, because I also feel we're slowly shifting and other opinions [are] start to rise to the surface," she added.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52773032

Just means ClapaMania X next Thursday is going to be bigger and better than ever!

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **Memento Mori** » Fri May 22, 2020 5:02 pm

Priti Patel has finally learned how to read numbers out loud.

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **Victor Mildew** » Fri May 22, 2020 5:25 pm

"Can I have a small gathering for my wedding?"

NO YOU strawberry floating CAN'T. But you can go and sit with thousands of people you dont know on the beach

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **Moggy** » Fri May 22, 2020 5:26 pm

Victor Mildew wrote:"Can I have a small gathering for my wedding?"

NO YOU strawberry floating CAN'T. But you can go and sit with thousands of people you dont know on the beach

But only if you are 3 fridges away from them.

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **Qikz** » Fri May 22, 2020 5:34 pm

Moggy wrote:
Victor Mildew wrote:"Can I have a small gathering for my wedding?"

NO YOU strawberry floating CAN'T. But you can go and sit with thousands of people you dont know on the beach

But only if you are 3 fridges away from them.

and also 9 squirrels.

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **Victor Mildew** » Fri May 22, 2020 5:38 pm

Qikz wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Victor Mildew wrote:"Can I have a small gathering for my wedding?"

NO YOU strawberry floating CAN'T. But you can go and sit with thousands of people you dont know on the beach

But only if you are 3 fridges away from them.

and also 9 squirrels.

Or to put that more clearly, about 2 3rds of a foot away from a half knotted skipping rope

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **Qikz** » Fri May 22, 2020 5:40 pm

Victor Mildew wrote:
Qikz wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Victor Mildew wrote:"Can I have a small gathering for my wedding?"

NO YOU strawberry floating CAN'T. But you can go and sit with thousands of people you dont know on the beach

But only if you are 3 fridges away from them.

and also 9 squirrels.

Or to put that more clearly, about 2 3rds of a foot away from a half knotted skipping rope

Is that more or less than 40 lined up golf clubs?

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **Squinty** » Fri May 22, 2020 6:07 pm

What is the distance in Owls?

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **Moggy** » Fri May 22, 2020 6:33 pm

Squinty wrote:What is the distance in Owls?

732 Trump hands.

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