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Re: Coronavirus & stuff
Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2021 4:09 pm
by Mafro
Mafro wrote:So many people getting a personality again on April 12th.
Godzilla wrote:I can't see anything about restaurants?
I think it might be May 17th but the wording from the BBC is really vague there.
Yep, restaurants are covered in page 37 here
https://assets.publishing.service.gov.u ... g_2021.pdf
Re: Coronavirus & stuff
Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2021 4:09 pm
by Benzin
Oblomov Boblomov wrote:12 April for gyms
better than expected.
Benzin wrote:See the announcement is leaking through to see what the public opinion would be.
Huh? He started formally delivering it in the HoC 20 minutes ago.
Honestly presumed was going to be another 8pm conference thing and all this was leaking out slowly but surely.
Re: Coronavirus & stuff
Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2021 4:10 pm
by Dual
Mafro wrote:So many people getting a personality again on April 12th.
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Re: Coronavirus & stuff
Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2021 4:12 pm
by Cuttooth
Dual wrote:Mafro wrote:So many people getting a personality again on April 12th.
.
"Gyms open April 12th we need weights."
"I know"
*gets to the gym and only one bro is there*
"Where is he??"
"Who do you think gave us the weights?"
like if u cry evrytime
Re: Coronavirus & stuff
Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2021 4:14 pm
by Dual
God's sake
Re: Coronavirus & stuff
Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2021 4:16 pm
by Victor Mildew
Cuttooth wrote:Dual wrote:Mafro wrote:So many people getting a personality again on April 12th.
.
"Gyms open April 12th we need weights."
"I know"
*gets to the gym and only one bro is there*
"Where is he??"
"Who do you think gave us the weights?"
like if u cry evrytime
Re: Coronavirus & stuff
Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2021 4:17 pm
by Mafro
twitter.com/graceypou/status/1280439800634499072
Not long now my shrivelled husk of a son.
Re: Coronavirus & stuff
Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2021 4:20 pm
by Zilnad
Literally no social distancing by end of June? What the strawberry float, Boris.
Re: Coronavirus & stuff
Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2021 4:22 pm
by Victor Mildew
EYE TESTS FOR ALL!
Re: Coronavirus & stuff
Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2021 4:29 pm
by Mafro
Victor Mildew wrote:EYE TESTS FOR ALL!
Yeah I'm surprised at it being that soon too. Are they expecting everyone to have had both vaccination jags by then?
Re: Coronavirus & stuff
Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2021 4:32 pm
by Dowbocop
When does social distancing as a concept end? All well and good saying we can all do an indoor Ju-Jitsu class from 17th May, but if you still have to stay 2m apart you may as well not bother!
Re: Coronavirus & stuff
Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2021 4:35 pm
by Benzin
Dowbocop wrote:When does social distancing as a concept end? All well and good saying we can all do an indoor Ju-Jitsu class from 17th May, but if you still have to stay 2m apart you may as well not bother!
Presumably that will come under "We told you you could open isn't that enough?"
Re: Coronavirus & stuff
Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2021 4:42 pm
by Victor Mildew
Dowbocop wrote:When does social distancing as a concept end? All well and good saying we can all do an indoor Ju-Jitsu class from 17th May, but if you still have to stay 2m apart you may as well not bother!
As long as I can take photos of myself in front of a mirror in public, but looking into the phone and not at the mirror, then I don't give a strawberry float.
Re: Coronavirus & stuff
Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2021 4:46 pm
by Moggy
Zilnad wrote:Literally no social distancing by end of June? What the strawberry float, Boris.
Worth it to have some Cheeky Vimtos in Popworld
Re: Coronavirus & stuff
Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2021 4:47 pm
by DML
This is strawberry floating weird. 4 very big hurdles being caveated in the governments own relaxation plan, and yet everyone in parliament is talking about everything is definitely going to happen. One virus mutation, one complication of any kind and this whole plan is borked. I hope as much as anyone else that's not the case, but the caution seems to have disappeared.
Re: Coronavirus & stuff
Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2021 4:50 pm
by blackoutHERO
Re: Coronavirus & stuff
Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2021 4:50 pm
by Mafro
Victor Mildew wrote:Dowbocop wrote:When does social distancing as a concept end? All well and good saying we can all do an indoor Ju-Jitsu class from 17th May, but if you still have to stay 2m apart you may as well not bother!
As long as I can take photos of myself in front of a mirror in public, but looking into the phone and not at the mirror, then I don't give a strawberry float.
Re: Coronavirus & stuff
Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2021 4:51 pm
by DML
No-one hates you dude, it's just become a meme.
Re: Coronavirus & stuff
Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2021 4:57 pm
by Moggy
Going to the gym is fine.
Moaning about the gym being closed, when over 120k people are dead, is something else.
Re: Coronavirus & stuff
Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2021 4:58 pm
by Mafro
Surprised the April 12th step wasn't two weeks earlier so they could have the Great British Beer Gardens™ open for the Easter weekend.