Coronavirus & stuff

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **Oblomov Boblomov** » Wed Apr 14, 2021 1:02 pm

Tomous wrote:
Oblomov Boblomov wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Oblomov Boblomov wrote:It's clearly, objectively ridiculous but we're assessing it very much at face value rather than considering the overall context of what it must mean to that chap to be able to sit at a pub bench and drink a beer, even if he's still on his own, surrounded by other people.

Can't help but laugh though .

I get that, but he could sit on a park bench with a bottle and have the exact same experience, probably for half the price.

I don't agree that a park bench is the exact same experience as a pub bench.

I can't say I'd particularly want to just sit there on my own in close proximity of other drinkers in a pub, but I certainly remember seeing older men doing just that back in the olden pre-pandemic days. Maybe it becomes appealing once you get to a certain age?!

Having a drink in your local with mates or just surrounded by regulars is clearly a warm, comforting experience for many.

The problem is, he's in a beer garden all by himself and it's been framed like it was the beer he was desperate to taste again. And it's poured from a bottle of corona that he could do himself at home

Yep, I think he's been truly screwed by the way it's been framed :lol:

. The production team must have known what they were doing, the bastards!

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **Jenuall** » Wed Apr 14, 2021 1:11 pm

LOL U GUYS RELY FINK THE BOOZ FROM SAINSOS IS TH SAME AS THE SPESHUL STUF DEY GET IN THE BOOZER!?!??111 PMSL LUV IT!

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **Moggy** » Wed Apr 14, 2021 1:26 pm

Oblomov Boblomov wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Oblomov Boblomov wrote:It's clearly, objectively ridiculous but we're assessing it very much at face value rather than considering the overall context of what it must mean to that chap to be able to sit at a pub bench and drink a beer, even if he's still on his own, surrounded by other people.

Can't help but laugh though .

I get that, but he could sit on a park bench with a bottle and have the exact same experience, probably for half the price.

I don't agree that a park bench is the exact same experience as a pub bench.

I can't say I'd particularly want to just sit there on my own in close proximity of other drinkers in a pub, but I certainly remember seeing older men doing just that back in the olden pre-pandemic days. Maybe it becomes appealing once you get to a certain age?!

If you're on your own, you're drinking a bottle and you follow social distancing, then the park bench is identical.

I'd agree a beer garden was/will be different pre/post pandemic.

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **Squinty** » Wed Apr 14, 2021 1:28 pm

More chance of chicks in a beer garden.

With a park bench, you just end up looking like alcoholic paedo.

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **Victor Mildew** » Wed Apr 14, 2021 1:29 pm

The one time you accidentally order a bottle of corona and not a pint, and you're labelled a plonker.

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **Jenuall** » Wed Apr 14, 2021 1:32 pm

Victor Mildew wrote:The one time you accidentally order a bottle of corona and not a pint, and you're labelled a plonker.

Then Del Boy falls through the bar

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **Moggy** » Wed Apr 14, 2021 1:49 pm

Squinty wrote:More chance of chicks in a beer garden.

With a park bench, you just end up looking like alcoholic paedo.

If you're an old bloke, drinking a corona by yourself in a beer garden during a global pandemic, then I don't think picking up chicks is a likely outcome....

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **Victor Mildew** » Wed Apr 14, 2021 1:51 pm

Maybe chick peas

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **OrangeRKN** » Wed Apr 14, 2021 1:54 pm

I thought drinking outside was supposed to keep you safe from corona

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **Choclet-Milk** » Wed Apr 14, 2021 2:14 pm

OrangeRKN wrote:I thought drinking outside was supposed to keep you safe from corona

https://instantrimshot.com/

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **Tomous** » Wed Apr 14, 2021 2:22 pm

Risky click of the day

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **Errkal** » Wed Apr 14, 2021 2:25 pm

Tomous wrote:Risky click of the day

Could very easily have ended up being a disturbing rim based version of a Rick Roll.

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **Cuttooth** » Wed Apr 14, 2021 2:26 pm

twitter.com/stephen_collins/status/1382077475258241024

Missed them so much. :cry:

That's shocking true based on the previous barbers I would go to. Thankfully, another place opened across the road from them and are much better. Barely says a word and somehow is able to figure out how I like it cut based on my awfully articulated request.

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **Zilnad** » Wed Apr 14, 2021 4:53 pm

Makes me appreciate my clippers. Skinhead or complete mop, either is better than going to the barbers :lol:

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **Victor Mildew** » Wed Apr 14, 2021 5:15 pm

Zilnad wrote:Makes me appreciate my clippers. Skinhead or complete mop, either is better than going to the barbers

I used to have pretty long hair, proper 90s curtains going on, then when I was 20 a mate convinced me cut my hair really short, so I just clipped it all off. I think I only let it grow out once since and it was gooseberry fool, so it's always been clipped short. Of course now I don't have a choice unless I want to look like I work in IT :dread:

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **coldspice** » Wed Apr 14, 2021 5:29 pm

The woman who has cut my hair for about the last 6 years has quit to become an estate agent

She was good at her job and had a nice bum

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **Victor Mildew** » Wed Apr 14, 2021 5:44 pm

coldspice wrote:The woman who has cut my hair for about the last 6 years has quit to become an estate agent

She was good at her job and had a nice bum

Go house hunting

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **Tomous** » Wed Apr 14, 2021 5:44 pm

> Hairdresser lies about changing careers to avoid pervy customer who wouldn't stop staring at her ass

PostRe: Coronavirus & stuff by **Zilnad** » Wed Apr 14, 2021 5:46 pm

Was it just nice though? Or do you really mean it was :datass:

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