Dad, I’ve something to tell you...

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PostRe: Dad, I’ve something to tell you...
by Moggy » Sun Aug 04, 2019 7:09 pm

Starbreaker wrote:
Moggy wrote:
suzzopher wrote:Even though my son has some views that are 100% opposite to my own, I still love him and would do anything for him.


Yeah I get that. My lad is too young to be too much of a banana split, but I know I’d never disown him.


SCENE: MOGGY'S HOUSE, 2029. THE FAMILY ARE SITTING DOWN FOR DINNER.

MOGGY'S SON: Father, I've just found your internet posting history and I've seen that you called me a c-word. The house policy has always been that use of that word is enforceable by being removed from the family. For that reason, I've gone crying to mother to action this. Now, MAYBE I baited you and asked you to call me that word. MAYBE that policy was discontinued 15 years ago, before we even moved into this house. MAYBE I've used that word myself, on multiple occasions, in anger, and am coming across as a massive smug whiny hypocrite, but I feel you should be removed from the house forthwith, and

*SMASH CUT TO SON OUTSIDE OF HOUSE WITH DOOR SLAMMING AND LOCKING*


Pfft, the house policy here is that the c-word has to be used in every conversation.


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