Dermatologists say we're showering too much

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by *<]:^D » Thu Jan 10, 2019 10:12 am

go to the bathroom and make the toilet paper a little damp; wipe your 'clean' arse with this and youll find out the horrible truth.
wash your butthole guys

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PostRe: Dermatologists say we're showering too much
by Knoyleo » Thu Jan 10, 2019 10:19 am

Blue Eyes wrote:Didn't bother showering today. Had a wank this morning an all. 8-)


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PostRe: Dermatologists say we're showering too much
by Nibble » Thu Jan 10, 2019 10:31 am

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Nibble wrote:So not only will you be going about your business today with a shite-encrusted anus, you'll also have a cheesy helmet. :dread:

Circumcised, mate. My anus doesn't gather gooseberry fool that quick, and I tend to think wiping it post-excrement does the job.


Yeah, I suppose the circumcision must make things better in that respect. You've still got to contend with the post-ejaculation, residual jism seeping out and staining your underwear, though, right?

As far as the clean bum goes, I suppose it all depend on the firmness of your stools. Regardless, don't be looking at me for a rusty trombone this evening.

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PostRe: Dermatologists say we're showering too much
by Partridge Iciclebubbles » Thu Jan 10, 2019 10:43 am

This is fast turning into a topic that Resetera will be able to use to laugh at us.

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PostRe: Dermatologists say we're showering too much
by Silent Right » Thu Jan 10, 2019 1:57 pm

Squinty wrote:
Robbo-92 wrote:
Rightey wrote::lol:

Robbo-92 wrote:I also know someone who washes their hair every day.


Isn't this just the normal thing to do?


I’ve always been under the impression it’s not ideal to wash your hair every day, something to do with getting rid of it’s natural oils or something (can’t remember exactly, been years since I actually looked into reasons why), no idea if this has been proven to be a load of rubbish or not over the years.


Think it depends on the person, but I've only ever heard positive stuff about doing it. Sister did it a few years ago and has never looked back.


Wouldn't that be only if you never use hair gel or any other hair product? I use wax and I can't imagine leaving it in for long periods of time would be good for my hair.

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PostRe: Dermatologists say we're showering too much
by Rob-ho ho-92 » Thu Jan 10, 2019 2:46 pm

Rightey wrote:
Squinty wrote:
Robbo-92 wrote:
Rightey wrote::lol:

Robbo-92 wrote:I also know someone who washes their hair every day.


Isn't this just the normal thing to do?


I’ve always been under the impression it’s not ideal to wash your hair every day, something to do with getting rid of it’s natural oils or something (can’t remember exactly, been years since I actually looked into reasons why), no idea if this has been proven to be a load of rubbish or not over the years.


Think it depends on the person, but I've only ever heard positive stuff about doing it. Sister did it a few years ago and has never looked back.


Wouldn't that be only if you never use hair gel or any other hair product? I use wax and I can't imagine leaving it in for long periods of time would be good for my hair.


I dare say the individuals hair has a say in how often it needs washing is well, likewise if you use gel or wax in your hair on a daily basis (only thing I use similar is beard oil or balm which I wash out with plain water on an evening), as for my hair I just let it sort itself out except for brushing it every so often.

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PostRe: Dermatologists say we're showering too much
by Squinty » Thu Jan 10, 2019 4:32 pm

Blue Eyes wrote:Didn't bother showering today. Had a wank this morning an all. 8-)


Now this is one thing I wouldn't be able to get away with. My man juice is pungent.

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PostRe: Dermatologists say we're showering too much
by Mafro » Thu Jan 10, 2019 5:37 pm

<]:^D wrote:go to the bathroom and make the toilet paper a little damp; wipe your 'clean' arse with this and youll find out the horrible truth.
wash your butthole guys

This ffs.

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PostRe: Dermatologists say we're showering too much
by Karl_ » Thu Jan 10, 2019 5:47 pm

Moggy wrote:This is fast turning into a topic that Resetera will be able to use to laugh at us.

:lol:

The people on here who go on and on about Era are at least as weird as anyone on Era.

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PostRe: Dermatologists say we're showering too much
by Squinty » Thu Jan 10, 2019 6:16 pm

Karl wrote:
Moggy wrote:This is fast turning into a topic that Resetera will be able to use to laugh at us.

:lol:

The people on here who go on and on about Era are at least as weird as anyone on Era.


Oh god it truly is.

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by Victor Mistletoe » Thu Jan 10, 2019 6:18 pm

Karl wrote:
Moggy wrote:This is fast turning into a topic that Resetera will be able to use to laugh at us.

:lol:

The people on here who go on and on about Era are at least as weird as anyone on Era.


So I just came out of the stalls to put some O2 on my kleenex (gotta moisturize that gooseberry fool yo) and some dude straight up busted on in there like he's all up ownin the joint. Anyways I explained away that I was trying to check my cornhole for traces of poop residue as i was sportin the cramps from Candice's sweet 16 taco bell party, and this sonnofabitch is all like YO, THAT'S GAY DUDE WHAT THE strawberry float I'M STRAIGHT GONE BEAT YO BITCH ASS and I'm like YO CHECK YOUR PRIVALAGE THIS IS THE BATHROOM YO OUTTA MY FACE. Anyways i open carry so im like POP POP BEATCH and he's like OH HELL NO.

So anyway I found blood in my stool and I think I might have the cancer, any tips?

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PostRe: Dermatologists say we're showering too much
by Jenu-All I Want For Christmas » Thu Jan 10, 2019 6:31 pm

Mafro wrote:
<]:^D wrote:go to the bathroom and make the toilet paper a little damp; wipe your 'clean' arse with this and youll find out the horrible truth.
wash your butthole guys

This ffs.

What the strawberry float is this?

Stick a popsicle up your ass and it will come out dirty as well but that doesn't mean you need a colonic everytime you go for a gooseberry fool FFS!

Yes your ass crack will retain some degree of 'residue' even after a good wiping but unless your basically not wiping at all and never have a shower or bath then the chances of this causing you issues are basically zero.

It's not like you eat your food using your ass ... is it?

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PostRe: Dermatologists say we're showering too much
by Meep in Heavenly Peace » Thu Jan 10, 2019 6:50 pm

You don't need to shower every day in the same way don't need to avoid farting in public. I mean, it won't to your health any harm and it's probably better to the let the gas out when you feel the need but most people around you probably won't agree.

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PostRe: Dermatologists say we're showering too much
by Mafro » Thu Jan 10, 2019 7:27 pm

Jenuall wrote:
Mafro wrote:
<]:^D wrote:go to the bathroom and make the toilet paper a little damp; wipe your 'clean' arse with this and youll find out the horrible truth.
wash your butthole guys

This ffs.

What the strawberry float is this?

Stick a popsicle up your ass and it will come out dirty as well but that doesn't mean you need a colonic everytime you go for a gooseberry fool FFS!

Yes your ass crack will retain some degree of 'residue' even after a good wiping but unless your basically not wiping at all and never have a shower or bath then the chances of this causing you issues are basically zero.

It's not like you eat your food using your ass ... is it?

Jobbie bum.

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PostRe: Dermatologists say we're showering too much
by Green Gecko » Thu Jan 10, 2019 8:07 pm

This depends entirely on my interaction with the outside world as I can live and work at home no problemo. But I prefer a daily wash and face scrub / moisturiser than a shower for hypersensitivity reasons since splashing water in a tight space can literally cause me an anxiety attack, or a bath for ecological ones. I'll clean really really thoroughly rather than showering every day which is fine because my activity is pretty near zero. Actually I'll sweat more for mental reasons than anything physical. I'll never leave the house without at least a wash though.

I try to wash my hair only when necessary as I have eczma on my head and that gooseberry fool strawberry floating sucks if you're constantly drying out your hair with hot water and scalp-stripping chemicals. I use water-based hair products so that just brushes or rinses out pretty easily. Worst thing I ever did was use pretty much motor oil on my scalp, you're just locking in all kinds of gooseberry fool and suffocating your skin.

Not embarrassed to admit there's days where I smell like a human being but this affects nobody other than my girlfriend and unfortunately my brain is doing 1000 other things before I get into the bath and then I'm there for like 2 hours, which is probably when I cover the most films :lol:

If I'm going to something proper social like an actual event of course I'll scrub down and do all the things nicely, but most days I can't be strawberry floated.

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PostRe: Dermatologists say we're showering too much
by Victor Mistletoe » Thu Jan 10, 2019 8:16 pm

I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

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by Green Gecko » Thu Jan 10, 2019 8:19 pm

Had to be done. :lol:

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PostRe: Dermatologists say we're showering too much
by Curls » Thu Jan 10, 2019 10:03 pm

Ad7 wrote:I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.


You look pretty old in your Avatar though????Bloody Psycho.

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PostRe: Dermatologists say we're showering too much
by VlaSoul » Thu Jan 10, 2019 10:10 pm

I shower once a day, wash my hair every other day so as to not damage it

I dont remember the last time I went a day without showering; it feels grim as strawberry float and I feel like I can't go outside or even see other people if I haven't showered that day

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PostRe: Dermatologists say we're showering too much
by Wedgie » Thu Jan 10, 2019 11:00 pm

Tragic Magic wrote:I shower every day. I don't stink but I definitely feel clammy and gross if I skip my daily shower. And I like to give my arsehole a good clean as my constant farting really leaves an aroma clinging down there.

I used to shower once a week when I was a teenager :dread:


I wonder how did notice? Behind down, move your balls, then sniff?

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