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Dilemma, urgent help required

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 2:53 pm
by Rapidly-Greying
I was at the Turkish barbers today,and when he finished and cleaned me up(not a euphemism) he gave me a polite spritz of aftershave. I loved the smell and asked what it was so I could go home and order some.

But but but,I got home,looked on Amazon and it turned out to be a bloody woman's perfume. Thing is though,I wouldn't have known if I hadn't checked.

Do any of you reckon it's ok to wear perfume if it doesn't smell to girly?

Some facts:

It was Versace Bright Crystal
I'm totally heterosexual but I'm not remotely macho.
I've never smelled a woman's fragrance before and thought to myself that I'd quite like to wear that.

Re: Dilemma, urgent help required

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 3:04 pm
by smurphy
I'm afraid you're now gay.

Re: Dilemma, urgent help required

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 3:09 pm
by jiggles
Rapidly-Greying wrote:I'm totally heterosexual

I've never smelled a woman's fragrance before


:(

Re: Dilemma, urgent help required

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 3:10 pm
by Vermilion
I'm sure there's one of the 70+ gender types which now apparently exist (nope, me neither), which allows you to wear ladies scent yet still feel manly.

Re: Dilemma, urgent help required

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 3:13 pm
by Chocolate-Milk
Vermilion wrote:I'm sure there's one of the 70+ gender types which now apparently exist (nope, me neither), which allows you to wear ladies scent yet still feel manly.

There is.

It's all of them.


Drop the fragile masculinity bullshit and just wear the strawberry floating perfume.

Re: Dilemma, urgent help required

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 3:17 pm
by KK
Am I the only one that rarely bothers with fragrances at all, then? By the time I’ve had a shower, deodorant, washed my hair and used shaving foam there’s alreaady more than enough scents than adding even more.

Re: Dilemma, urgent help required

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 3:20 pm
by Grumpy David
KK wrote:Am I the only one that rarely bothers with fragrances at all, then? By the time I’ve had a shower, deodorant, washed my hair and used shaving foam there’s alreaady more than enough scents than adding even more.



Same here dude. Might get them as gifts for Christmas but I barely use them. Special occasions only sort of thing and even then I often skip it out of habit of not using them.

Although wet shave wrecked my skin so I've stuck to electric razors for the last 10 years. No shaving foam required.

Re: Dilemma, urgent help required

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 3:23 pm
by Rocsteady
I don't even bother with deodorant 99% of the time.



But yes, you can wear whatever you want.

Re: Dilemma, urgent help required

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 3:25 pm
by Ironhide
I think certain fragrances can be fairly unisex if they're neither overly floral nor especially musky.

If you're comfortable with the idea of using it then do it, strawberry float what anyone thinks, its not like it'll suddenly turn you gay or anything.

Re: Dilemma, urgent help required

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 3:27 pm
by Somebody Else's Problem
Where's the dilemma? If you like it, wear it. I don't see the problem.

Re: Dilemma, urgent help required

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 3:34 pm
by Karl_
Actual footage of RG's sexual awakening at the Turkish barbers:


Re: Dilemma, urgent help required

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 4:09 pm
by ITSMILNER
I remember when I was in year 8 at secondary school my mum bought me a pair of pearl black Adidas trainers which I wore all the time.....until some of the lads at school pointed out they were actually girl trainers :(

Good job they didn’t see the knickers I was wearing :datass:

Re: Dilemma, urgent help required

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 5:01 pm
by Rapidly-Greying
Some proper comics on here lol.

strawberry float it,I'll look into a wee bottle of it.

Re: Dilemma, urgent help required

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 5:03 pm
by Dual
No homo.

Re: Dilemma, urgent help required

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 7:10 pm
by rinks
I just splash on some diesel. Not the brand. Actual diesel.

Re: Dilemma, urgent help required

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 7:24 pm
by Vermilion
rinks wrote:I just splash on some diesel. Not the brand. Actual diesel.


No hybrid power for you then eh.

Re: Dilemma, urgent help required

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 7:27 pm
by Peter Crisp
rinks wrote:I just splash on some diesel. Not the brand. Actual diesel.


At least if the car runs out you can just scrape some from your armpits directly into the fuel tank. I bet that would get the ladies really hot watching that sexy display of frugality.

It's the modern equivalent of gladiators selling their sweat.

Re: Dilemma, urgent help required

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 7:30 pm
by Earfolds
rinks wrote:I just splash on some diesel. Not the brand. Actual diesel.

if you use red diesel does that make you a redneck

Re: Dilemma, urgent help required

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 7:32 pm
by Peter Crisp
Evil Ted wrote:
rinks wrote:I just splash on some diesel. Not the brand. Actual diesel.

if you use red diesel does that make you a redneck


It makes him a filthy tax dodger is what it does :x .

Re: Dilemma, urgent help required

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 7:39 pm
by Diabolito
Rapidly-Gheying.