The Politics Thread 3.0

[Knoyleo]

twitter.com/SkyNewsBreak/status/949650063722237952

Whoops.

"How's the Tories' project coming along?"
"I think they're almost done."
A screaming Theresa May plants umbrella in smouldering ruins of HS2.
"...Yeah, they're done."

[Garth]

twitter.com/bbclaurak/status/950328812579016704

Getting surgery on a lesion on his lung apparently.

[Squinty]

I wonder who will take the job.

[Moggy]

I wonder who will take the job.

Whoever Arlene wants.

[bear]

I wonder who will take the job.

Jack Griffin.

[Lagamorph]

twitter.com/christopherhope/status/950337925564305409

Greg Clark is a remainer.

[Grumpy David]

I just assumed Jacob Rees-Mogg would get that No Deal cabinet position.

[Dual]

Minister of Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds

[Lex-Man]

I just assumed Jacob Rees-Mogg would get that No Deal cabinet position.

I don't think he wants anymore responsibility. He makes too much money running his investment group and thinks that a cabinet position would stop him being able to put the hours in that he needs to. I've heard he was offered a junior minister role a few months ago but turned it down.

[Moggy]

Surely David Davis already has the no deal job?

[Lagamorph]

twitter.com/janemerrick23/status/950372517373448193

[Squinty]

I just assumed Jacob Rees-Mogg would get that No Deal cabinet position.

I don't think he wants anymore responsibility. He makes too much money running his investment group and thinks that a cabinet position would stop him being able to put the hours in that he needs to. I've heard he was offered a junior minister role a few months ago but turned it down.

Oh no. The Mogg won't be the PM we all need and deserve. It's such a shame. He's an exemplary parliamentarian who can appeal to all demographics with his massive estate and posh accent.

[Lex-Man]

I just assumed Jacob Rees-Mogg would get that No Deal cabinet position.

I don't think he wants anymore responsibility. He makes too much money running his investment group and thinks that a cabinet position would stop him being able to put the hours in that he needs to. I've heard he was offered a junior minister role a few months ago but turned it down.

Oh no. The Mogg won't be the PM we all need and deserve. It's such a shame. He's an exemplary parliamentarian who can appeal to all demographics with his massive estate and posh accent.

I know it's horrific isn't it.

[Moggy]

I just assumed Jacob Rees-Mogg would get that No Deal cabinet position.

I don't think he wants anymore responsibility. He makes too much money running his investment group and thinks that a cabinet position would stop him being able to put the hours in that he needs to. I've heard he was offered a junior minister role a few months ago but turned it down.

Oh no. The Mogg won't be the PM we all need and deserve. It's such a shame. He's an exemplary parliamentarian who can appeal to all demographics with his massive estate and posh accent.

I don’t care about his posh voice and personal wealth.

I care that he’s a hypocritical, callous and out of touch banana split.

[Garth]

twitter.com/bpas1968/status/950362664949239810

twitter.com/bbclaurak/status/950386158676205568

[Preezy]

Maria Caulfield, what a loathesome banana split.

[Garth]

twitter.com/bbclaurak/status/950406456167280640

[Squinty]

I just assumed Jacob Rees-Mogg would get that No Deal cabinet position.

I don't think he wants anymore responsibility. He makes too much money running his investment group and thinks that a cabinet position would stop him being able to put the hours in that he needs to. I've heard he was offered a junior minister role a few months ago but turned it down.

Oh no. The Mogg won't be the PM we all need and deserve. It's such a shame. He's an exemplary parliamentarian who can appeal to all demographics with his massive estate and posh accent.

I don’t care about his posh voice and personal wealth.

I care that he’s a hypocritical, callous and out of touch banana split.

Can't fog the Mogg!!!1!!!!!

[Moggy]

I just assumed Jacob Rees-Mogg would get that No Deal cabinet position.

I don't think he wants anymore responsibility. He makes too much money running his investment group and thinks that a cabinet position would stop him being able to put the hours in that he needs to. I've heard he was offered a junior minister role a few months ago but turned it down.

Oh no. The Mogg won't be the PM we all need and deserve. It's such a shame. He's an exemplary parliamentarian who can appeal to all demographics with his massive estate and posh accent.

I don’t care about his posh voice and personal wealth.

I care that he’s a hypocritical, callous and out of touch banana split.

Can't fog the Mogg!!!1!!!!!

As he would say, he is a total naturale eius debent.

[Squinty]

I just assumed Jacob Rees-Mogg would get that No Deal cabinet position.

I don't think he wants anymore responsibility. He makes too much money running his investment group and thinks that a cabinet position would stop him being able to put the hours in that he needs to. I've heard he was offered a junior minister role a few months ago but turned it down.

Oh no. The Mogg won't be the PM we all need and deserve. It's such a shame. He's an exemplary parliamentarian who can appeal to all demographics with his massive estate and posh accent.

I don’t care about his posh voice and personal wealth.

I care that he’s a hypocritical, callous and out of touch banana split.

Can't fog the Mogg!!!1!!!!!

As he would say, he is a total naturale eius debent.

That has to be the poshest way to say 'minge' I've ever heard. The Mogg would be proud.

Apparently the business secretary refused to move. Hunt was meant to have the role. Some strong and stable leadership.