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Hahaha woke up to this news. There's probably videos of him choke wanking in a closet.

What does NDA mean on the Boris Johnson one?

Also great to see Amber Rudd on there, shame that won’t be enough to get rid of her though.

Basically cheated on his wife (again; surely at this point they have an open marriage) and made whoever it was sign a Non Disclosure Agreement promising not to talk about it in exchange for, oh I dunno, MONEY.

Return_of_the_STAR wrote:What does NDA mean on the Boris Johnson one?

Also great to see Amber Rudd on there, shame that won’t be enough to get rid of her though.

The Amber Rudd one is a total non story though. Neither she nor Kwasi Kwarteng are married so it's not like they're having an affair. As long as they aren't having cocaine fueled strawberry float sessions in the corridors of Parliament then who cares.

Lagamorph wrote:

Return_of_the_STAR wrote:What does NDA mean on the Boris Johnson one?

Also great to see Amber Rudd on there, shame that won’t be enough to get rid of her though.

The Amber Rudd one is a total non story though. Neither she nor Kwasi Kwarteng are married so it's not like they're having an affair. As long as they aren't having cocaine fueled strawberry float sessions in the corridors of Parliament then who cares.

Agreed, I don’t like Amber Rudd but she’s not done anything wrong there unless there’s more to it.

There's a joke here somewhere about Brussels, Juncker, drunks, Westminster, prozzers, ugos, and bureaucrats pissing our money away...but it's too early to comprise it into a coherent sentence so do it yourself.

Moggy wrote:

Lagamorph wrote:

Return_of_the_STAR wrote:What does NDA mean on the Boris Johnson one?

Also great to see Amber Rudd on there, shame that won’t be enough to get rid of her though.

The Amber Rudd one is a total non story though. Neither she nor Kwasi Kwarteng are married so it's not like they're having an affair. As long as they aren't having cocaine fueled strawberry float sessions in the corridors of Parliament then who cares.

Agreed, I don’t like Amber Rudd but she’s not done anything wrong there unless there’s more to it.

Well yeah I agree with that. I'm just more disappointed she hasn't done something sackable.

I assume Michael Ellis is married otherwise who cares if he's taking his personal trainer to the cinema. Sometimes even if they are having an affair it's not really our business. It's a personal matter.

Return_of_the_STAR wrote:

Moggy wrote:

Lagamorph wrote:

Return_of_the_STAR wrote:What does NDA mean on the Boris Johnson one?

Also great to see Amber Rudd on there, shame that won’t be enough to get rid of her though.

The Amber Rudd one is a total non story though. Neither she nor Kwasi Kwarteng are married so it's not like they're having an affair. As long as they aren't having cocaine fueled strawberry float sessions in the corridors of Parliament then who cares.

Agreed, I don’t like Amber Rudd but she’s not done anything wrong there unless there’s more to it.

Well yeah I agree with that. I'm just more disappointed she hasn't done something sackable.

I assume Michael Ellis is married otherwise who cares if he's taking his personal trainer to the cinema. Sometimes even if they are having an affair it's not really our business. It's a personal matter.

The Tories like to harp on about family values though so having an extra marital affair is a big thing.


Gavin Williamson named as new Defence Secretary. He's not on the blackmail list, but as Chief Whip he was probably the one actually using it.

Some strawberry floating brilliant reactions to Williamson's appointment in here

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/bl ... _clipboard

twitter.com/JasonGroves1/status/926041507601289217

twitter.com/lewis_goodall/status/926041637826023424

twitter.com/steve_hawkes/status/926046221403377665

twitter.com/JasonGroves1/status/926048280320053248

Strong and stable strong and stable strong and stable strong strong strong stable stableksjdlss

WTF?! Chief Whip gets the job?

twitter.com/bbclaurak/status/926042186361311232

twitter.com/bbclaurak/status/926044620089380865

twitter.com/GuardianHeather/status/926043973495422976

It's better than The Thick of It.

With such a weak leader in charge, it is just lucky that there are not really important negotiations going on that will impact the entire future of this country.

Oh wait…

This more-or-less happened in House of Cards.

twitter.com/paulwaugh/status/926045488301867008

Hold on, this is the bloody plot from House of Cards! Get some new material...

If there was ANYONE to replace May at any other time in recent history (as in the last 30 years) she would have gone by now. But there isn't, so they're just lumbering along.

A conspiracy theorist would look at this - and on the Mail some readers appear to truly believe this - as a big set-up by the political elites to kill Hard Brexit and undermine the will of the people.

Smifta wrote:Anti brexit witch hunt to topple Government.

Pete wrote:Osborne's fingers all over.

Crimper wrote:You hit the nail right on the head smifta.

Sussex Man wrote:Yet another Remainer in Cabinet. A missed opportunity by May.

Karl wrote:This more-or-less happened in House of Cards.

Tineash wrote:Hold on, this is the bloody plot from House of Cards! Get some new material...

If it’s the British version then I am looking forward to Williamson taking on the King in a few years

If it’s the American version then I am looking forward to Parliament being cancelled when Williamson is outed as an abuser in a few years.

KK wrote:If there was ANYONE to replace May at any other time in recent history (as in the last 30 years) she would have gone by now. But there isn't, so they're just lumbering along.

A conspiracy theorist would look at this - and on the Mail some readers appear to truly believe this - as a big set-up by the political elites to kill Hard Brexit and undermine the will of the people.

Smifta wrote:Anti brexit witch hunt to topple Government.

Pete wrote:Osborne's fingers all over.

Crimper wrote:You hit the nail right on the head smifta.

Sussex Man wrote:Yet another Remainer in Cabinet. A missed opportunity by May.

Daily Mail readers really are the dumbest bunch of banana splits in the world.