Do all blokes have a cruel streak?

PostDo all blokes have a cruel streak? by **timble** » Sat Oct 25, 2008 1:02 am

Or is it just me and a few of my agreeable mates..

We were discussing this the other day, where for example if the dog's on the arm of the chair something tells me to give it a gentle, loving push. Or if if one of the kids walks over my legs I will lovingly lift my leg up to see if they might stumble. Of course I would catch them if I was quick enough (not the dog though).

I put this to the wife and she said I was a tight bast-ard but my mates say they do the same and we came to the conclusion that it must be a bloke thing.

I ask GRC if they experience similar cruel (but friendly) thoughts?

What makes you think it's just guys? It isn't.

Freak Out Requiem IV wrote:Of course, it's possible they put up with it because they fancy me, which I'm okay with.

Not bloody likely.

Freak Out Requiem IV wrote:It's probably a bloke thing... I'm ******* horrible to my best mates and they lap it up. They try to do the same back to me, but they're too stupid to come up with anything biting.

Of course, it's possible they put up with it because they fancy me, which I'm okay with.

Your mates fancy you?

Me and my mates once squirted my youngest (when he was 18 months) with a water pistol until he was screaming. It just seemed funny.

Freak Out Requiem IV wrote:It's probably a bloke thing... I'm ******* horrible to my best mates and they lap it up. They try to do the same back to me, but they're too stupid to come up with anything biting.

Indeed. Not just that, but no matter how much the girls try to hate me, and want to hate me... They can't bring themselves to do it. I can insult them, and tease them as much as I want, and they come back for more. Must be my gravitational pull or something.

Guys' evilness is much more blatant than girls'. They sugar-coat their evil.

Sometimes I deliberately annoy my cat because she makes very funny angry noises. :lol:

Extralife wrote:Sometimes I deliberately annoy my cat because she makes very funny angry noises.

Can I have that up on youtube by the end of the week please?

Edit: And yes, all guys have a cruel streak, some have more restraint than others but I love to tease girls and definitely trip over little kids (I do catch the little tykes, only my cousins though) and love to hurl abuse at my guy mates and they do the same.

$ilva $hadow wrote:
Extralife wrote:Sometimes I deliberately annoy my cat because she makes very funny angry noises.

Can I have that up on youtube by the end of the week please?

Edit: And yes, all guys have a cruel streak, some have more restraint than others but I love to tease girls and definitely trip over little kids (I do catch the little tykes, only my cousins though) and love to hurl abuse at my guy mates and they do the same.

Wait, so if you trip up a kid who isn't your cousin, you just let them fall?

I once threw a monkey into the sea. It didn't go straight in the water because it bounced off a rock first. Some people thing that was cruel. I don't. Serves it right for eating my duty free fags.

Johnny Blaze wrote:I once threw a monkey into the sea. It didn't go straight in the water because it bounced off a rock first. Some people thing that was cruel. I don't. Serves it right for eating my duty free fags.

Just... what?

MCN wrote:
$ilva $hadow wrote:
Extralife wrote:Sometimes I deliberately annoy my cat because she makes very funny angry noises.

Can I have that up on youtube by the end of the week please?

Edit: And yes, all guys have a cruel streak, some have more restraint than others but I love to tease girls and definitely trip over little kids (I do catch the little tykes, only my cousins though) and love to hurl abuse at my guy mates and they do the same.

Wait, so if you trip up a kid who isn't your cousin, you just let them fall?

....Ok that came out wrong....I'm only mean to people I know and family. That sounds bad but I'm only mean for a joke.

puppetBoy wrote:
Johnny Blaze wrote:I once threw a monkey into the sea. It didn't go straight in the water because it bounced off a rock first. Some people thing that was cruel. I don't. Serves it right for eating my duty free fags.

Just... what?

Ah, bollocks. Spinal Tap? I think.

Johnny Blaze wrote:I once threw a monkey into the sea. It didn't go straight in the water because it bounced off a rock first. Some people thing that was cruel. I don't. Serves it right for eating my duty free fags.

Your so cruel Michael, now tell me the story about the lady boy again.

Starbreaker wrote:
puppetBoy wrote:
Johnny Blaze wrote:I once threw a monkey into the sea. It didn't go straight in the water because it bounced off a rock first. Some people thing that was cruel. I don't. Serves it right for eating my duty free fags.

Just... what?

Ah, bollocks. Spinal Tap? I think.

I am Alan Partridge :roll:

A woman's maleficence is more covert. Because they are snakes with tits!

Denster wrote:A woman's maleficence is more covert. Because they are snakes with tits!

Aslo arms and legs. Snakes with tits and arms and legs... and lot more mammalian.

strawberry float OFF YOU STUPID banana split, SERIOUSLY WHAT A strawberry floating gooseberry fool THREAD.

ARGGGGGHH!!!

Trying for a ban, are we Luke?

Yeah sorry that was FAIL. Oh well.

Do all blokes have a cruel streak?

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