Do you shave your balls?

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PostRe: Do you shave your balls?
by Xeno » Mon Jul 12, 2021 5:50 pm

Mafro wrote:I'd gooseberry fool myself using a razor. One of my female friends always says I should just go and get waxed down there but I can never be arsed.


They will do that as well. Back, sack 'n' crack..

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PostRe: Do you shave your balls?
by Kezzer » Mon Jul 12, 2021 10:05 pm

:lol:

Very good

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PostRe: Do you shave your balls?
by kazanova_Frankenstein » Wed Jul 14, 2021 12:58 pm

Jesus, this threads still running huh?

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PostRe: Do you shave your balls?
by Zilnad » Wed Jul 14, 2021 1:03 pm

It's a good reminder that I need to do mine soon.

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PostRe: Do you shave your balls?
by kazanova_Frankenstein » Wed Jul 14, 2021 3:35 pm

Probably better than asking Alexa to remind you.

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PostRe: Do you shave your balls?
by Rubix » Wed Jul 14, 2021 4:07 pm

Zilnad wrote:It's a good reminder that I need to do mine soon.


Don't you just look down and think it needs a tidy up?

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PostRe: Do you shave your balls?
by Zilnad » Wed Jul 14, 2021 5:38 pm

Rubix wrote:
Zilnad wrote:It's a good reminder that I need to do mine soon.


Don't you just look down and think it needs a tidy up?


God no, I was brought up never to look at dirty things like peni.

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by Victor Mildew » Wed Jul 14, 2021 6:06 pm

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PostRe: Do you shave your balls?
by Rubix » Wed Jul 14, 2021 7:45 pm

Zilnad wrote:
Rubix wrote:
Zilnad wrote:It's a good reminder that I need to do mine soon.


Don't you just look down and think it needs a tidy up?


God no, I was brought up never to look at dirty things like peni.


You’ll miss the toilet :lol:

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PostRe: Do you shave your balls?
by Peter Crisp » Thu Jul 15, 2021 12:09 am

You have to look at it at some point or it'll go mouldy and drop off.

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PostRe: Do you shave your balls?
by Xeno » Thu Jul 15, 2021 11:01 am

Rubix wrote:
Zilnad wrote:
Rubix wrote:
Zilnad wrote:It's a good reminder that I need to do mine soon.


Don't you just look down and think it needs a tidy up?


God no, I was brought up never to look at dirty things like peni.


You’ll miss the toilet :lol:


I suspect he is a sitter.

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PostRe: Do you shave your balls?
by Rubix » Thu Jul 15, 2021 1:23 pm

Xeno wrote:
Rubix wrote:
Zilnad wrote:
Rubix wrote:
Zilnad wrote:It's a good reminder that I need to do mine soon.


Don't you just look down and think it needs a tidy up?


God no, I was brought up never to look at dirty things like peni.


You’ll miss the toilet :lol:


I suspect he is a sitter.


All sorts of wrong! As bad as wiping standing up or Ass to balls

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PostRe: Do you shave your balls?
by Fade » Thu Jul 15, 2021 4:06 pm

I don't know if it's just me, but any time I try to groom body hair it makes things unpleasantly itchy.

And I literally just mean a trim.

I think I must have neanderthal genes

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PostRe: Do you shave your balls?
by Jenuall » Sun Aug 01, 2021 12:05 pm

Vasectomy prep work done.

Smooth as the bonnet of a Porsche :datass:

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PostRe: Do you shave your balls?
by Zilnad » Sun Aug 01, 2021 12:24 pm

Jenuall wrote:Vasectomy prep work done.

Smooth as the bonnet of a Porsche :datass:


You ironed out the wrinkles then?

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by Jenuall » Sun Aug 01, 2021 12:28 pm

Zilnad wrote:
Jenuall wrote:Vasectomy prep work done.

Smooth as the bonnet of a Porsche :datass:


You ironed out the wrinkles then?

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PostRe: Do you shave your balls?
by mic » Mon Aug 02, 2021 11:55 am

This thread just keeps giving.

The missus complains about the regrowth being scratchy, so I only groom when the hair starts bulging out my clothes.

Abacus wrote:…5.0 out of 5 stars
DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS…

(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)


Maybe you left it on for too long? I like the completely hairless part, but not so much the falling off.

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PostRe: Do you shave your balls?
by kazanova_Frankenstein » Mon Aug 02, 2021 12:58 pm

mic wrote:This thread just keeps giving.

The missus complains about the regrowth being scratchy, so I only groom when the hair starts bulging out my clothes.

Abacus wrote:…5.0 out of 5 stars
DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS…

(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)


Maybe you left it on for too long? I like the completely hairless part, but not so much the falling off.


:?:

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PostRe: Do you shave your balls?
by Abacus » Mon Aug 02, 2021 1:02 pm

mic's testicular trouser destroying hair bulge does make quite the ferocious mental image.

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PostRe: Do you shave your balls?
by kazanova_Frankenstein » Mon Aug 02, 2021 1:23 pm

Indeed, its like an explicit Bruce Banner.

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