Do you shave your balls?

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PostDo you shave your balls?
by Peter Crisp » Thu Jun 03, 2021 1:18 pm

Well, do you?
The forum must know.

I don't.

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PostRe: Do you shave your balls?
by Zilnad » Thu Jun 03, 2021 1:21 pm

Abso-fucking-lutely, I do.

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PostRe: Do you shave your balls?
by Moggy » Thu Jun 03, 2021 1:35 pm

I barely bother shaving my face, I certainly can't be bothered to shave my bollocks.

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PostRe: Do you shave your balls?
by Victor Mildew » Thu Jun 03, 2021 1:39 pm

If I shave my balls, then I have to shave my arse crack which I can't be bothered with.

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PostRe: Do you shave your balls?
by kazanova_Frankenstein » Thu Jun 03, 2021 1:41 pm

I only shave two of them.

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PostRe: Do you shave your balls?
by Peter Crisp » Thu Jun 03, 2021 1:42 pm

Victor Mildew wrote:If I shave my balls, then I have to shave my arse crack which I can't be bothered with.


I honestly hadn't considered that :slol: .

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PostRe: Do you shave your balls?
by Peter Crisp » Thu Jun 03, 2021 1:43 pm

kazanova_Frankenstein wrote:I only shave two of them.


Are you like the Male version of the Martian with 3 Knockers?

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PostRe: Do you shave your balls?
by kazanova_Frankenstein » Thu Jun 03, 2021 1:45 pm

Peter Crisp wrote:
kazanova_Frankenstein wrote:I only shave two of them.


Are you like the Male version of the Martian with 3 Knockers?


Yes, exactly like the Martian with 5 Knockers.

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PostRe: Do you shave your balls?
by Peter Crisp » Thu Jun 03, 2021 1:46 pm

kazanova_Frankenstein wrote:
Peter Crisp wrote:
kazanova_Frankenstein wrote:I only shave two of them.


Are you like the Male version of the Martian with 3 Knockers?


Yes, exactly like the Martian with 5 Knockers.


That must make buying new trousers annoying.

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PostRe: Do you shave your balls?
by kazanova_Frankenstein » Thu Jun 03, 2021 1:49 pm

Peter Crisp wrote:
kazanova_Frankenstein wrote:
Peter Crisp wrote:
kazanova_Frankenstein wrote:I only shave two of them.


Are you like the Male version of the Martian with 3 Knockers?


Yes, exactly like the Martian with 5 Knockers.


That must make buying new trousers annoying.


No. They fit like a glove.

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PostRe: Do you shave your balls?
by BonalityMatrix » Thu Jun 03, 2021 1:49 pm

Peter Crisp wrote:
kazanova_Frankenstein wrote:I only shave two of them.


Are you like the Male version of the Martian with 3 Knockers?


Earth slime!

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PostRe: Do you shave your balls?
by Qikz » Thu Jun 03, 2021 1:51 pm

I am not going near that area with anything sharp and I've heard horror stories of people shaving down their with itchiness and infections and gooseberry fool so NOPE.

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PostRe: Do you shave your balls?
by Hypes » Thu Jun 03, 2021 2:00 pm

Peter Crisp wrote:Well, do you?
The forum must know.

I don't.

strawberry floating elites getting other people to shave their balls for them :x

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PostRe: Do you shave your balls?
by kazanova_Frankenstein » Thu Jun 03, 2021 2:01 pm

An all time low for the gig economy.

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PostRe: Do you shave your balls?
by Oblomov Boblomov » Thu Jun 03, 2021 2:05 pm

I give them a trim every now and then.

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PostRe: Do you shave your balls?
by coldspice » Thu Jun 03, 2021 2:07 pm

Yes because your mum won't suck on them when they're hairy init

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PostRe: Do you shave your balls?
by Vermilion » Thu Jun 03, 2021 2:29 pm

This is bait, it has to be bait.

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PostRe: Do you shave your balls?
by rinks » Thu Jun 03, 2021 2:31 pm

kazanova_Frankenstein wrote:
Peter Crisp wrote:
kazanova_Frankenstein wrote:
Peter Crisp wrote:
kazanova_Frankenstein wrote:I only shave two of them.


Are you like the Male version of the Martian with 3 Knockers?


Yes, exactly like the Martian with 5 Knockers.


That must make buying new trousers annoying.


No. They fit like a glove.


This deserved a lot more attention.

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PostRe: Do you shave your balls?
by kazanova_Frankenstein » Thu Jun 03, 2021 2:35 pm

Thanks, it's probably my best work. For it to go unnoticed would have broken me.

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PostRe: Do you shave your balls?
by Zerudaaaaa! » Thu Jun 03, 2021 2:40 pm

How would that even work. Mental.


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