Do you shave your balls?

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by Albert » Fri Jun 04, 2021 10:56 am

I actually bought some balls branded trimmers for the job as got fed up with nicking my scrotum when using a standard trimmer. Seems to work ok, although still occasionally catch myself. I must have exceptionally wrinkly balls.

I SAID I MUST HAVE EXCEPTIONALLY WRINKLY BALLS

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PostRe: Do you shave your balls?
by Nibble » Fri Jun 04, 2021 10:58 am

Never even considered it, let alone done it.

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by rinks » Fri Jun 04, 2021 12:25 pm

Victor Mildew wrote:The one and only time I tried to properly shave my balls, I was a bit pissed and decided to do it just before I went out. Got my hair clippers with a 3mm guide on, grabbed my bellend and held the old chap straight up. I slowly made my way down the shaft, before getting overconfident and blazing down to the sack. Unfortunately the 3mm guide neatly fed the first part of my sack at the base of the shaft straight in to the clippers, meaning I sliced about a cm in to my balls before I knew what had happened. I was in agony for days after that, and there was a triangular flap of skin hanging free.

To misquote Tenacious D, "Grab its throat, and slice its scrote."

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PostRe: Do you shave your balls?
by Yubel » Fri Jun 04, 2021 12:51 pm

I'd never even considered shaving/trimming my sea urchins until I started having to attend to an itchy crack every so often. And yet, I will soldier on.

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PostRe: Do you shave your balls?
by Peter Crisp » Fri Jun 04, 2021 3:50 pm

We've so far had only a single tip about how to go about the shaving in this topic.

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by Jenuall » Fri Jun 04, 2021 3:52 pm

I'd avoid the tip if I were you

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PostRe: Do you shave your balls?
by Moggy » Fri Jun 04, 2021 4:07 pm

Peter Crisp wrote:We've so far had only a single tip about how to go about the shaving in this topic.


Please don't shave in this topic. Do it in the privacy of your own home.

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by Abacus » Fri Jun 04, 2021 4:22 pm

It seems relevant to put this here. It's an Amazon review for Veet hair removal cream for men;

5.0 out of 5 stars
DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 24 January 2012
Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)

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PostRe: Do you shave your balls?
by Rubix » Fri Jun 04, 2021 4:59 pm

I tidy up down there sure.

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PostRe: Do you shave your balls?
by Victor Mildew » Fri Jun 04, 2021 6:58 pm

Rubix wrote:I tidy up down there sure.


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PostRe: Do you shave your balls?
by False » Fri Jun 04, 2021 7:00 pm

i bought one of those manscaper things recently and brutally maimed my scrote with it this week so i think ill stick with the blades from here on, thanks

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by Ste » Fri Jun 04, 2021 7:18 pm


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PostRe: Do you shave your balls?
by False » Fri Jun 04, 2021 7:19 pm

i have a phillips oneblade, a body trimmer, the big oneblade with the body guard and stuff and now a manscaper

razor is best

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PostRe: Do you shave your balls?
by Ste » Fri Jun 04, 2021 7:28 pm

Sorry, wasn't specifically directing that at you False.

I guess as always, razor is closest, but for anyone worried about accidents I'd recommend the bodygroomer.

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PostRe: Do you shave your balls?
by Mafro » Fri Jun 04, 2021 7:43 pm

I'd gooseberry fool myself using a razor. One of my female friends always says I should just go and get waxed down there but I can never be arsed.

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PostRe: Do you shave your balls?
by Mafro » Fri Jun 04, 2021 7:46 pm

Ste wrote:This is what you need:

https://www.philips.co.uk/c-m-pe/body-groomers

I've got this. Very good at shaving the balls, pits, chest and back (with that handle attachment). Doesn't irritate the skin at all when I'm using it without the guard. I'd definitely recommend this if anyone is looking for a body shaver.

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PostRe: Do you shave your balls?
by Rubix » Sat Jun 05, 2021 10:29 am

Victor Mildew wrote:
Rubix wrote:I tidy up down there sure.


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PostRe: Do you shave your balls?
by Jenuall » Mon Jul 12, 2021 5:40 pm

Just got booked in for my vasectomy in a few week so it looks like I'll be shaving the boys soon in preparation! :datass: :lol: :dread:

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by Hexx » Mon Jul 12, 2021 5:42 pm

Before and after pics!

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PostRe: Do you shave your balls?
by Jenuall » Mon Jul 12, 2021 5:43 pm

Maybe there'll be an OnlyFans discount that week


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